Everything is boring and i am sick of everything around me...

Have sex.

faggot

nigger

>tfw no asuka gf

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You can't fuck Asuka cosplayers if you're not a chad

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>drawings of people cosplaying as drawings

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It's the truth but I don't want to hear it.

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god I wish that were me

I don't have the attention span to become a book recluse

Damn, I wish she were on my lap

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based

Stop pretending you're not a 50 year-old menopausal lesbian tranny

Please source; she's stunning.

And what would You do? Rub Your clit on her buttocks? Shove plastic down her puss? Weak.

Maybe by 50 I’ll be menopausal. Starting to look forward to it, but sometimes it happens well after 50.
But I wish I was young again. I’d trans into that.

I’d start with a hug. Can’t do much with that costume on

t. has no heard of undressing

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET A QT ASUKA COSPLAYER GF

What does the t stand for btw?

Turd
lol

tutaj

you can if you're not an autistic sped faggot

Transgender

Lol u guys are messing with me

I can tell

tendies

Finnish meme. It’s like signing a letter with “regards; user”

instagram.com/spaceghosted/

tfw no retro anime gf

fuck off

I said I’d START with a hug. Trust that I’d move on to groping around for zippers

>she

LMFAO

You’re really 46 Butterfly? How did you forget your birth date by three years... something doesn’t seem right here. Come clean.

86 are the next two numbers if you’re keeping track :3

>be me
>kissless virgin L'Étranger
>during high school
>bite the bullet and decide to talk to a girl i find fairly cute
>making jokes and shit
>she laughs at mine, I feign laughter at hers, but by god she is cute i just want to kiss her on her freckled face
>whenever I meet her I attempt to initiate physical contact with her, put my hands on her shoulders if i come from the back, friendly hugs, etc.
>a day later she starts initiating physical contact herself, hugs me (tighter than usual), leans her head against mine, against my shoulder, rubs my cheeks (found that endearing)
>basically is all over me
>then I hear the words
>"user, I kind of like you."
>laugh nervously, reply "I like you too", but judging from her reaction she thinks it's some kind of joke or that I don't understand and huffs in that cute way that only girls can.
>deep down I felt the fear of starting a relationship, but the elation that it is within reach for me
>high school is pretty much over by this point, and we head our separate ways
>busy with studies so I can't try my methods again, but I'm pretty sure I can replicate them with success
women are not that complicated anons. just bite the bullet. I often times wished I was doing stupid shit with my homies during my interactions with her, but she managed to fill me with more warmth than sitting in front of a fireplace wrapped with some gay philosopher's book. try it. just bite the fucking bullet.

Thanks, agrees with other stuff Ive seen online

But it seems like, if thats the case, people often misuse it

you should only use that when mocking/mimicing someone else, right?

Menopause can start as early as 38

no shit. anyone that's not a full blown autistic sped realizes this. the incel meme is a joke.

>Implying

It truly is. I thought I was hopeless, but literally anyone can make it. I'm not even that attractive, am a manlet, but she was into me.

>tfw will never gave a qt anime cosplay gf
>tfw will never be a qu anime cosplay girl

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>tfw I cosplay as shinji

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>tfw will never bang a hot asuka cosplayer in the poopyhole
why even exist brothers

tit

Seems like there has been a huge uptick in the amount of Shinji cosplayers. They are truly dedicated to their craft.

Why indeed

>tfw no crossdressing asuka bf

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Men just aren't good women.

Yeah. Thinking about actually dressing like that everyday tbhwy

t.3dpd

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Am I trans if I feel like that?

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I heard it, in my mind,
Sleeping out of memory,
And it made no sound
By some dreamless sleep.
Now let me do it again.
I know I have.
I could go to another place.
Here, where my head's so thick,
It must have been a dream or
Something else.
There, with my eyes wide wide awake,
Farewell, my dear,
The world is very good with me;
My eyes never want a dream!
Now what will it be?
The night I live in, and all its dreams,
I do sleep in; and now dreams are very dear, and I can talk, and sleep;
But what will become of me then?
Will I be still in memory?
I won't.
I shall die.
To find my soul with the body, I know to begin,
And I have made for, now,
In the morning.
But is it a new way? No, I have lost my body;
It was taken from me once.

Don't become a recluse, user. I did it for a few years and really regret it.

Yes

Did I get the color right?

>split.to/RIqfnml

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Could just be a cross-dresser.

Don’t answer for me

You shall be known as Balzac.

>Don’t answer for me
Please don't tell me what to do.

Get your own name, Balzac

The :3 emoticon looks like a Balzac.

Does he?

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shift

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but i dont want to do anything else and dont like people

learn to like people. it's valuable. do so by forced exposure.

sounds awful no thanks

Because you watch anime instead of living it

how do i live anime

fpbp

watch un homme qui dort

Is that you? I’ll be honest, that’s a weird looking dick. Cute, but weird.

How long have you grown your hair out?

Do cool stuff, usually. Become a wise hermit, a really buff lad like baki, or somethin like that. If your answer is it's too hard, then you aren't fit to be anime material.

Or take the easy route and become a fuccboi vampire like Zero. The hardest part is becoming a vampire.

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Holy fucking cute

I've been a recluse who reads books all day for years now. All I can say is be careful what you wish for. It's probably not what you think it would be like.

Didn’t expect nudity, but okay

Worst post in the thread.

>Is that you?

Yes.

>I’ll be honest, that’s a weird looking dick. Cute, but weird

It curves down and to the left. It bends when I try to penetrate, so I can't actually have sex with it. I *think* I have a scar where the doctors did a biopsy on my foreskin when I was born, and the tightness of the skin prevented it from growing straight.

But what about my hair - is the color like Asuka's?

5+ years. It takes about 4-5 years to grow it that long, and it's been that long since 2013.

I bleach it with 3% hydrogen peroxide. Is it similar to Asuka's hair color?

Thanks - did I get the color right?

How does my skin tone look with the hair? Natural, or is my skin too dark?

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>bends when I try to penetrate
Rip
> is the color like Asuka's?
A little lighter, but mostly.

meant for

>did I get the color right?
Yeah. Sorry about the “not being able to have sex thing”. Can you masturbate at least?

>How does my skin tone look with the hair?
Good. You look good naked. It was just unexpected.

Do you have more dick pics?

Literature board.
Board for literature.

Post on Yea Forums all day
People are sure to be repulsed then

Bump

fpbp

I'm about to give up anons
youtu.be/2srenxkYGbE

I can't help but want to worship her when I see her like that, it's pathetic.

Also, nice quads.

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Based

>A little lighter, but mostly

This picture is a hair ball with henna on it - does it look more like Asuka's?

>Can you masturbate at least?

Yes.

>Good. You look good naked. It was just unexpected

Awesome, thanks.

No.

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>just bite the bullet bro
not so easy when you are 29 with half a lifetime of anxieties weighing on you. it really is too late for some people. i pray you all have better luck finding love.

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Nothing worth anything is easy. Stop refusing to do things simply because they are not easy.

>Nothing worth anything is easy.
Everyone around me who has found love has done so by doing tons of drugs and partying all the time, even people my age. They don't try it at all, it just comes naturally to them. They even tell me its easy. I don't want to do these things, and I am too fucked up to climb the social ladder to escape this after isolating myself for so long. I have no idea how I can realistically get out of the rut I am in now. There is no clear path.

Whatever part of my brain is responsible for socialization is just completely fucked, I can't even have a conversation with anyone. Even just normal small talk with people I don't care about is extremely hard, and I feel absolute terror when talking to women. I try to find other things to focus on, but I feel like shit all the time. I feel like I am just forcing myself to keep going for no reason.

Just be yourself

Hard to tell, going from animation to real life. It’s a rough translation. Good on you for putting in the effort though.

t. cumbrains

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Let them dream.

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plase be my gf (male)

Fuck off Pornhub, quit marketing

Do a cum tribute to Asuka

Become a volcel

>implying he has a choice

Have you modeled, in this sense, for long?

I want to suck your penis so bad

>tfw no qt 10/10 german-japanese autistic gf
why even live

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Bump again

I think I'm already taken sort of by a penpal.

I'm on HRT and there's very little fluid.

I first posted pictures of myself on Yea Forums in 2014.

But seriously - does the henna-ed hair look more like Asuka's? I'm currently mulling over actually using the henna. I don't want to screw up what I've got, and my current color can be maintained with hydrogen peroxide alone and adding henna to my routine is a big deal I want to be sure I want to devote myself to.

I think my penpal is open to that, but I'd have to check.

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c-can I be that penpal that whatches on the side while you get fucked?

aye yuh don’t we all

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Sure! The more, the merrier.

My email is; [email protected]

But could you look at the hair balls in , and tell me if the redder hair ball looks more like Asuka's color?

The black one is my unmodified hair, the blondish one is my current hair, and the red one is with henna.

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i have a similarly reclusive girlfriend who doesn't suck. im too busy producing music, working on an art project, working my job, or filling her with cum to hang with people. no regrets

The henna does look more like her hair. How much extra effort does it take to accomplish this?

>HRT
Are you trans?

she doesn't make comments like that anymore :3

Depends on if you want the OG Asuka or rebuild Asuka. Rebuild looks like the one you have now, with the lighter hair, but the original looks more like the henna hair.

>HRT
Was that what gave you the titties?

Can these trannies just join the 40% already? Sick and tired of the fucking attention whoring

Rude

Jack it to man ass if you want but stop feeding these mentally ill attention whores. This shit is fucking disgusting and makes me wanna vomit.

>Jack it to man ass if you want
All right I will

>The henna does look more like her hair

I'm pretty sure I want to do it than.

>How much extra effort does it take to accomplish this?

I currently spend 8+ hours a day for 3-4 days every 1.5 months to bleach it, and the henna would be another 4 hours on the final day.

Not really. I use HRT as a form of body modification to make myself look more like an anime girl. But I don't care about being a woman, and accept that I'm a man.

>but the original looks more like the henna hair

I'm an ancient weeaboo, and remember her from the original show, so I'm definitely going for the redder color.

Thanks.

Yes :3

>split.to/6Iu5htJ

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> to make myself look more like an anime girl
based
does the HRT shrink your dick or balls any?

Holy shit that’s a lot of effort to accomplish the look. You must be really dedicated.

You’re welcome user. Have a good time doing what you do.

Terveisin, eli "regards from"