While you were reading infinite jest

>while you were whining
>strangers were having fun

incelfags BTFO

>Thumb in her ass
That's probably the funniest image I've had in my mind since a few days.

But why not do both?

I would do it this way

>You are moved by the beauty of "King Lear"
>She is shaking as she sucks Chad's spear.

>while you are reading Othello
>she gets fucked by a black fellow

KEK

Lol

Whose the female chad?

>every moment you are doing something that is not sex somebody is doing something that is

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>while you were reading Pynchon
>Chad was pinchin' her nipples
--
>while you were perusing Homer
>she was rubbing Chad's boner
--
>while you were reading Job
>Chad was receiving a job of an entirely different sort
--
>you were reading Don Quixote
>while Chad was deep in her throat
--
>while you were reading Finnegan's Wake
>you had no idea what the fuck was going on

...

I have a date on saturday

Its the first one in 7 years

There is hope lads

Endure the long dark

>while you were reading Deleuze and Guattari
>Chad was seeding her with his goo of progeny

>You're happy, hoping for a good date,
>But sadly, being cucked by chad is your true fate.

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hits too close to home, not him btw

While here you were thinking of her
Lovelost in the spell of Chaucer
And while you solemnly deplored
How Chads were having her deflow'd

She laid on her bed unsullied
Coursing through the last Elfen Lied
Lonely and wistful and wond'ring
What her Chaucer-lover was doing.

"Is he reading" in a whisper
She said to herself longingly
"and wihtout a faint thought for me
lovestlost in his dear Chadcer ?"

"How I wish that once, in his heart
Living flesh replace old image
And tired of opening the page
He'd crack open my ladypart."

>"That rime hit too close, it called back the past!"
>Right now Chad's fucking your crush in the ass.

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a worthy contribution, mon ami

I forgot to erase the space between the last word and the question mark again, didn't I ?

Also my lack of understanding of phonetics probably have betrayed me.

finding a girlfriend isn't going to stop you from being depressed

Of course she is, sweatie, I'm in love with a pornstar.

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>ONCE upon a midnight dreary, user pondered, weak and weary,
>Over a quaint and curious thread on his dear imageboard,

>Eagerly he wished the morrow, vainly he had sought to borrow
>From these posts surcease of sorrow for his qt 3.14

>For this rare and radiant maiden, his qt 3.14,
>Chad was banging evermore.

imagine being a cuck to the fantasies of having sex, a fantasy that is only not only the least noble of pursuits but a fantasy that doesent want you

could not be me, go back to /adv/, or /r9k/ if you want to cope about being an incel with others we don't give a fuck here

I got a girlfriend because I was reading a book, user. You can have the best of both worlds.

>Overwhelmed with despair you beg for the tomb.
>While life-loving Chad sprays his seed in her womb.

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It’s Key-ho-tay

Sex is not the meaning of life. The fact you make women the meaning of your life is pathetic, because you don't have a woman. You can be well-read and have sex too, grow up incel.

hey op, fuck you you piece of incel shit you make me hate this fucking board, i know for a fact you dont even fucking read you just come on here to cope with what this board and all of Yea Forums has incommon and thats not belonging, your too pussy to go to r9k you too fucking stupid to go to pol and you lack any experience to go adv so come here and pretend to read like seriously infinite fucking jest out all books? its the sign of a fucking idiot that just spits out verbatim what he hears GET THE fUCK OUT incel shit fucking trash go masturbate tonight and cry youself to sleep because you can get a women seriously what a pathetic fucking thing to be upset about. Women out all things to be upset about fucking kys i swear to god the fantasies of lust make the most stupid people stupider your not even seeking a noble love you just want sex hence you have yet to get either fucking incel trash go rot slowly for me

it's quicks-oat
unironically have sex and stop taking internet memes seriously

You read spivak
Chad empties his ballsack

Its a meme you ESL fag boi

Love u too

reading books is a waste of time, submit to the Locust

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Oh shit a fellow gamer

t. envious flesh slave.
The ironic thing is, you're bound to attract a woman. Social interaction has become so loosened that mating is everywhere. It's almost shocking how easy it is to get one just by being out. But it solves and does nothing. You'll still be a flesh slave. Both you and the chad are flesh slaves. You will never advance, you'll never ascend. You'll always be mediocre, even the literature, you'll be distracted by the allure of sexual pursuits.

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You were reading
So was chad
She chose you
Cuz chad died of tuberculosis

>While you watched the Peterson-Zizek debate
>She got Chad's peenor erect to mate

>you read the erotic philosophy of Bataille,
>Chad reenacted scenes from Story of the Eye

>while you were meditating on the Upanishads
>she was fornicating with the many Chads

>while you were engrossed in Blood Meridian
>Chad was in (gross!) and he was grabbin' those titty-un's

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>doesn't basic French pronounciation
No wonder chad's fucking your chick, you speak French as if your mouth was full of dick.

>you stay home to read a bit of Suttree
>Chad sprays hoes with his seed and butt-pee

(he has diarrhea but she has a scat fetish)

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I love this board.

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While you were working to revive Nerval
Chad was making her cough up a fur ball

>he has diarrhea but she has a scat fetish
Sounds like a Rupi Kaur "poem"

>while you were poring over War and Peace
>Chad was adoring a whore in his sheets

>while you were poring over yellowing pages
>Chad multiplied himself down through the ages
>with his dick

>you sit in your room reading pages of some tome
>Chad bangs your crush while she just moans and moans and moans

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>when you were set out to prove Spengler right
>She was holding Chad's huge dangler tight
>While you were furrowing your brow over Ted K
>chad was fucking her ass every day
>when you were amazed over Guenon's prose
>she was making Chad cum with her toes
>While you read Mein Kampf over beer
>chad was shooting a load in her rear

>while you were studying the Tractatus
>Chad was muddying her packed anus

This is painful to read, Yea Forums. Stop.

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>you wasted the night fapping to a feminine boy
>Chad fucked a real girl til she cried tears of joy

>while you were reading Kierkegaard
>Chad was busy mowing her yard

>while you were removing her garter
>he was reading Le Morte D'Arthur

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>while you studied k-tactics and hyperstition
>chad, the didact, taught her new positions

>you spent the night editing a memetics wiki
>chad tweeted out that her mouth was wet and sticky

>while you were studying strange feedback loops
>chad was putting it in her poop chute

>while you were reading no-porn propaganda
>chad was doing amateur porn with your crush Amanda.

all in due time OP

all in due time....

Who fucking cares
Feel bad for incels, they don't understand what the long for is a disposable experience, and by making their wails public they display to the world not only their sexual deficiency but their stunted intellectual and spiritual development. They are just as much a ""normie"" as the others they denounce
>SEX GUYS SEX SEX SEX COPE COPE COPE CHAD CHAD CHAD
Insects of the lowest caliber
Do not neglect your sexual drive, nor resent it for bringing you misery when it's calls are not satisfied, channel it into a valuable pursuit. If this is not done, even if you obtain the supposed illustrious act of sex that is denied to you in the present age, you will still not fully be human, only a sedated cow raised for slaughter. If this is enough for you, good, but keep your opinions away from anything beyond animal impulses, this includes literature. Go to the gym, work on your social skills and stfu

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>while you were reading Othello
>Chad was getting blown like a cello

worthy of the digits

>allowing a mildly acidic, moist cavern have control over your life
You are pathetic.

Stacy

based

While millions of fucc bois parachuted out of pink punk prick planes with nooses as rip corps, yellow bois, brown bois, pale bois with red hair, each fuccing the others arsehole as the red fever took them further and further into their preincarnation exploding jizz stripes over the cities of the red night;
Chad was viewing Tibet through the People’s binoculars.

>while reading book
>aliens flying in space

Have sex

whos this guenon cuk?

ive been busy....

You can have other interests outside of reading you dolts. Take up a "masculine" hobby. Girls love it when you do manly things and also have a "sensitive" side. Lift, take up boxing or bjj, just do something do balance out your personality. Fucking nerds.

>while you were enjoying a higher pleasure
>Chad was surrendering to his baser impulses

Chad's the loser in these scenarios. In his endless search for greater carnal pleasures he is never satisfied. Things that are rare tend to be highly rated. Thus the incel, never having had sex, highly overrates it.

Except Hegel, Hegel they just suck you dry

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Literature is honestly better than sex. A great book is a pleasure for life. Sex is but a pleasure for one night.

>While you were reading your Steinbeck
>She licked Chad's nutsack

BASED. Incels BTFO

Please show me how you blow a cello. Amaze me.

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Big dick, Big Cock, Full Throttle, your sisters panties up my nostrils, one sniff two sniff, oh shit I’m up to three, on three I dive into her pussy

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Name, history of painting? Really like it, Strikes me as brazilian classicism, judging from the pandeiro drum hanging from the wall next to the paintings.

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>Shaping your personality to get public praised
Major yikes. You were the true pussy whipped all along fren

>While you were reading Colossians
>Tyrone rammed her in a full nelson

Uh, why isn’t the text obscuring her face?

Are you PRETENDING to read Hegel while getting a blow job?

>While you were editing your critique of Foucault
>Chad was sucking on you down below.

NIGGA YOU LIE NOONE WANTS ME

Yes it does

It's not about being praised you moron. It's about being a well-rounded individual.

>Take up a masculine hobby you bookworms
>Masculine in this case by society standards and acceptance
Take your fragile ass to Instagram you normie-pleaser

It’s Pine-ch on

It’s ‘Omer

It’s ‘jobe’

It’s ‘kayohtay’

You stupid fucking pseud

>You enjoy the rimes and think they're quite witty
>Chad's mounting your crush and claiming her kitty.

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>Stacy moaned as you read the Mariner's rime
>ironically Chad wanted you the whole fucking time

>while you parsed through the prose that sounded so sweet
>Chad was lying supine and licking her feet

Cope

>while you were reading blood meridian
>she was busy riding a sybian

ok bend over

>finnegans wake

>Pondering, you decided, "I'll lend her my favorite book."
>She laughed and told chad; her virginity he then took

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You're right...finding a cute girlfriend will

based

>While you finished early cause you could not bear it
>Chad reads the last page of Phenomenology of Spirit

>While this woman lays bored and looks at you with disdain
>Chad translates rare letters of Shestov and Fondane

>While you lay in shame as she browses her phone
>Chad relaxes with wine in his Chateau by the Rhone

>While she thinks to herself "i wish it was some other guy"
>Chad is writing his thesis on Krasznahorkai

>While she is thinking "I need a real man"
>Chad is preparing his seminar on Lacan

>While you watch over her shoulder as she browses tinder
>Chad reads by the glow of the fireplace cinder

>While she grabs her purse and says that she must go
>Chad closes his book and corks his Bordeaux

>While Chad falls into slumber knowing his night was well spent
>Your only companions are regret and torment

DELETE THIS NOW

>While you were reading infinite jest
>Chad was burying his face in multiple sets of breasts

Based.

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lold good job user

well done

>while you were turning the pages of Stoner
>she nearly sucked the skin right off of Chads boner

delet this

kek

I read this as "Cumbrian" and spent several minutes trying to figure it out

>while you admired the beauty of Milton's verse
>chad fucked her silly and then stole money from her purse

>while you were reading a connecticut yankee in king arthur's court
>chad whispered sweet nothings and fucked her for sport

Proust masturbated up to 15 times per day. Balzac had as many as 50 cups of coffee while he was on a writing bender. And you think Mozart didn't fuck? Not that you should be envious, that presupposes a skewed valuation, but you can satisfy desires without becoming slavish. I can eat without becoming obese.

>As you were pondering about the Inquisitor Red
>Your Catholic cutie was confessing in Chad's bed

>While you were browsing the bookdepository store
>Your onesie was acting like Chad's little whore

>As you were dreaming of gifting her a book
>By Chad her virginity was took

>While you were thinking about all the things you might share
>She was looking at underwear for Chad she will wear

>While you were writing silly rhymes on a page
>Chad was pounding her with all his manly rage

>You were buying books for her, thinking she is smart
>But the only thing she thought about was Chad's dick that is hard

Do we hate Chad Yea Forums? Or do we secretly wish to be his fren?

We are chad and our girlfriend
Back and forth
Forever.

Chaste and Breadpilled

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It's sour grapes all the way down, everyone envies the man who can both attract women and keep them satisfied. Coping by saying he is nothing more than a fleshpilled sexfiend is sour grapes.

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Magnum kekus of this thread

Great job. Were you aware that in Middle English image and page would rhyme? If so, that's a touch of genius.

While you hadn't sex since the day you were born,
Stacy and Chad dumbly reenact porn.
But is there a hero(ine) this couplet forgot?
(s)he exists not.

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Nice

kek

Its a reference to lil yatchy

This one made me smile.

>not getting fucked by Chad while reading
Plebeians, the lot of you.

Nigga what?

>too stupid to go to /pol/

based

Mfw can’t relate because I have a gf.
You faggots really need to realise it’s a grass is greener situation. Yes it always feels nice, but the novelty wears off pretty quickly once you’re getting head and sex 2-3 times a week. Then it’s just meh no matter how good it feels.
Honestly, it’s more about having someone on your side who cares for you, the sex becomes secondary to that bond.
I read Plato and Bede and I still pass my seed...

seething eternal virgin

Perhaps Then read things of actual value and improve yourself.

Same kek

>it’s more about having someone on your side who cares for you, the sex becomes secondary to that bond

Why aren't you with a male then? if sex is a secondary thing then close your eyes and let the lad bend you over once in a while, he can be on your side and care for you with the same intensity.

I swear guys are investing too much energy to avoid admitting that sex is the number one reason they are with a girl.

>just be a fag lol
Stop trying to make your fantasy mine faggot.
You misinterpreted my words deliberately. I meant sex is good, but not the main benefit of being with a girl.

These thoughts aren't healthy for you, user. This shit will drag you to a dark place. I really hope you find peace.

Everytime you finish reading a page a slut is : raped, killed, kidnapped, hurt, destroyed.
So keep on reading.

>why arent you a homo then?
The shit you guys say sometimes

t. Roman patrician

cringe and serfpilled

>you write her a sonnet praising her eyes
>she logs onto tinder and fucks seven guys

>you think of her often, she's stuck in your head
>before dating you, she'd rather be dead

>you want to be with her in all that she does
>she was sleeping with strangers ere she had peach fuzz

>you want to protect her, give her your support
>she thinks you're subhuman because you're so short

>about your real feelings, you drop subtle clues
>she'll fuck men at parties, but she'd never fuck you

>the sound of her voice sends your heart all a-flutter
>chad laughs at her thigh scars and calls her a cutter

>you can't wait to see her in class every day
>chad throatfucks her nightly, then sends her away

>you daydream of nicknames you'd give to each other
>mid-coitus she likes to choked out and smothered

>you text her "How are you?" because she's been sick
>chad texts her "Come over," and she chokes on his dick

>you always make sure that you're in the same class
>chad dropped out two years ago, but she still eats his ass

>you read all her favourites so you can impress her
>chad laughs at her interests, and she lets him undress her

>you imagine that dating her would be an honour
>she "rebounds" three guys after splitting with Connor

>you think she's an angel fallen to earth
>she reflexively sees you as having no worth

absolutely patrician

>not doing both

Have fun, user

Life of chad is extremely boring and unfulfilling. It takes a special kind of person to not want anything (want enough to put effort/time/energy into it and do it) in life but work out, party and have sex.
Also anyone who is intellectually inclined would simply not enjoy life of a chad after a few months. Constant sex and not being intellectually engaged is actually draining and even quite stressful physically and emotionally

Heard throughout our super polity
Legends of girls’ carnal frivolity
Spreading their flaps everywhere like they’re mops
Pussy butchery for their roast cunt chops
Feminism receives blame’s full brunt
Yet ladies cease bedding with nary a grunt
“Experimentation! Self love!” the girls will claim
Requesting innocence from any and all blame
Then to her next pumping of priapistic cream
All drilling and adoration, the girls life’s a dream
No matter the cervical or fallopian mire
She’ll permit only strange cocks, “Please, its dire!”
The gorings torque her flower to the maw of snapper
So most men instead choose her less beefed braaper
Her eggs grew forelorn of all worldly hope
Seeking amity with herpes to cope
And how did her flower’s beef jut and sprout
Spooking from her cunninliguists the shrillest shout
“Eat my beef, faggot, and taste my Nuva-ring”
Say the harlots that hasten to a pussy eating fling
But stay secret about their innard’s pooling spunk
Self righteously dripping on that pussy-licking punk
Along with remnants tucked into her labial wrinkles
Those bestial semenal Africanized sprinkles
Terraforming her cunt until fertility was murky
Ghostly howls sneak from her vajay-jay-jerky
Sisters in sluttiness teach esoteric stretches
While milky Khazars whisper useful kvetches
Training their beef to endure all phallic wrought
Kegeling and queefing until pussy guts are taut
Training for the future devoid of coital blunder
Modern women embody warm holed plunder
And so it has been since soiled romps in the bog
To those acrobatic interracial sex circuses of Prague
We thank our progenitor, filthiest Gaia
And graciously await fragrances of Yonia

Seek help lol

Goddess please bless my own labia beef
And speed to my gash sturdy flaps as its wreath
Do spirit our cunts from all sexual grief
And to you we promise our every climax and queef

Your powers make the glisten inside of our sheath
And in your name we sing these pleasures beneath
Though soggy and soiled our snatches and flaps
There's none so holy as our va-jay-jay gaps
We seek only those phalli that draw such applause
Without foreskin or blemish or circulatory flaws
Into our vaginal maws we stuff them to gorge
And deliver the Fempire by this our yonic forge

Goddesses of the Yonic, help my words I do pray
So that to herstory comes news of such sexual fray
Where coital mileage dwarfed the greatest whores of yore
And grizzled each my sisters' chaste peaches to gore

These sisters won such great acclaim by their story
Their spread legs and agape cheeks beckoning Glory
Barely battened crowds were thusly mad with lust
Setting upon any woman like the wind's fickle gust
To our sisters bodies the men drew their best pucker
To kiss, lick and win the best body-part sucker
But woe to those tongues that knew any taste of our snizz
And suffered no allergies when sprayed with female fizz
Because darkly hides a monster in each our cunt floccules
A certain face-melting disfigurement alights from but one globule

i like sex and reading because i view them both as exercises of the self sort of. you use your manly prowess, and then you can top off your evening by exercising your intellectual prowess as well. /fitlit/ essentially, read books, fuck bitches

Only truly obsessive pondering on the physical body of women and exposure to /pol/ memes can produce such a tortured masterpiece

Anyone who wastes his time on Gass and Wallace deserves to suffer.