Guess my major

Guess my major

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some sort of anthro major?

sucking dick?

undeclared

Abnormal psychology

Fine art

Math or Chem
these are all entry level and the Kybalion is for pseuds

The only acceptable answer is literature.

being gay

Probably and unfortunately Philosophy (undergrad)

Dropout trying to improve himself, you will not succeed though.

Physics which has made you go full mystic

Yea I don't think your pursuing a degree but I do think you tried acid for the first time less then 6 months ago.

Being a literal faggot and guzzling cum

Not OP, but god I wish that were me right now.

Theology

whatever it is you just made it a lot more appealing

Are you one of those first acid trip babbys that major in philosophy?

Theology

Ethnobotany

The correct answer is Psychiatric Nurse

Major retard

crypto-zoology

pharmacology

Bullshit mysticism?

Skipping class and doing shrooms

Or CS

Econ and you have a hobby.

The Joe Rogan Podcast

Unemployed Joe Rogan podcast listener.

I'm actually a Joe Rogan grad... not sure what to do with my degree now that I've got a tolerance for the psychedelics...

Law

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Chaos Magick

>tolerance to psychadelics
Doesnt exist. Youre just bored with the experience.

>holy bible
you cant afford college giving all your money to jesus

>Doesn't exist
Why do you say that? I have experienced an increase in tolerance on both short and long terms. Taking acid two nights in a row the second night's experience is much weaker. I've also just felt the psychedelic experience calm over a number of years and have had to up the dose significantly to get the kinds of visual effects I used to. Becoming bored of it is probably a psychological factor too, specifically with the mind high, but I feel certain these drugs have less physiological effect on me than they used to.

It doesn't matter. Stoners don't pass exams.

I only pass exams if I'm stoned.

>kybalion

Jesus what an utter pleb

Engineering

Something where you can corrupt the youth.

middle school

>taking acid two nights in a row
Nigger.... that's how you fuck up your brain chemestry, don't do shit like that. You should give yourself about two weeks break between those.
Anyways if you're feeling brave then try a heroic dose of shrooms and write about it afterwards

major? Lmao, I read these books when I was 14

i did a 5g in a night the weekend before last and it wasn't much to write about. hence the tolerance. i'm really not joking.

>that's how you fuck up your brain chemestry
lol no. Your tolerance for acid sky rockets after the first dose, and taking it again the next day will have substantially diminished effects. Taking shrooms after acid will yield the same results since acid and shrooms share a cross tolerance.

NEET.

neuroscience

Unemployed?

you can however do acid the day after shrooms without major diminished effects. (if any)

Wrong.

Also OP I'm gonna guess sophomore in high school that just did acid for the first time.

History

Psuedoscience

Religion.

What /pill/ is this and where can I get more?