Are chat logs literature?

>not robe and wizard hat

omegle

Everyone knows that one. I wanted to go with one of the other great bloodninja logs.

fair enough

Is that still around

Yes but it’s full of bots these days. Kind of sad.

Going back to it, you are literally flooded with tens of thousands of bots. Remembering how it once was is reminiscent of looking at an ancient, run down town and remembering how it was when you were young :3

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Gorgeous

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A masterful performance
Wish there were more erotic ones like above though. Blood ninja is fine but now I'm just imagining well-read polish girls sharing a moment

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What app?

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>prostate slavery
this is fucking gold
we need to make this bigger
we need some sort of manifesto so we can all have a coherent position on this
prostateanon please post more

refunding a microsoft game from the windows store requires you to talk to a real person

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Beautiful

they are from south east asia by the way

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So if, let's say, I wanted to have an NSFW text-only chat with a consenting adult-- where would I go?

>Hawaiian sugar cane ethics
I remember visiting a sugarcane plantation on a school field trip in Hawaii during middle school. There was some pretty heavy exploiting going on there, and the American sugarcane businesses genuinely shafted the islands and their people. Pretty interesting History

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I kiss your earlobe.
You: My tongue worms into your earthy hole.
Stranger: ooooyahhh
You: Your amber earwax tastes like eons of natural history.
Stranger: oh wow i didn’t know that
You: I am reminded of the field trip to the museum of natural history in the seventh grade.
Stranger:
You: My group abandoned me because I was taking too damn long.
Stranger: darn talk less
Stranger: read that wrong lmao
You: They left me, a defenseless child, alone in the city, hours and hours from home.
Stranger:
You: I have abandonment now, and I blame those bastards.
You: Anyway, back to the sex.
Stranger: oh yes !
You: What are you wearing?
Stranger: clothes hbu
You: Please describe your clothes.
Stranger: how
You: Like, if you went to the store and you had some idea or the kind of thing you were looking for, what would you say to the workers so they could help you?
You: a simple description will do
Stranger has disconnected.

This is reddit, this is memes

all these dudes just want to go to snapchat...
I tried

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: M
You: h
You: f
Stranger: Hi
You: fuck
Stranger: How are you?
You: I'm fine
You: u?
Stranger: I am good thank you:)
Stranger: What is your name. ?
You: Every time I see a scarecrow I wish they had dildos on them so I could fuck something that looks like a man without actually having to deal with another human being.
You: Granted, I don't see scarecrows all that often.
You: My name is Chloe.
Stranger: That’s nice name
Stranger: I am Mike :)
You: thank u xD
You: hi MIke
Stranger: And you have another level fantasy lol
You: tell me about your cock
Stranger: What do you need to know ?
You: its medical history
You: damn; must be a lot
Stranger: When I was child my cock was small as I grew up my cock was also grew up as well now it’s big and hard
Stranger: But still virgin cock never touched any pussy lol
You: I hate when people say "not too much"
You: "too much" is inherently too much
Stranger: What do mean by not too much ?
Stranger: I mean like in what way
You: I mean it's inherently bad
Stranger: Oh yeah
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: too much is more than you want; saying not too much is just saying "I don't want more than a good amount"
You: anyway, let me suck your cock
Stranger: It’s all yours
Stranger: You can do whatever you want to do
Stranger:
You: I'm from nebraska
Stranger: Do you have kik or Snapchat ?
You: I gobble up your cock like a goat eating trash
You: I hate when hummus has a strong tahini flavor
Stranger: You can gobble but pease don’t bite
You: I mean, I'll eat it, but tahini is pretty much just shitty peanut butter flavor-wise
Stranger: Lol
You: tastes like fucking sawdust...
You: anyway, I make your pp feel real good
You: *pleasant sucking sounds*
Stranger: Kik or Snapchat ?
You: I cram your cock into my mouth like Queen Latifah did to that sausage in whatever BarberShop movie that was
You: the one where Freddie talks about how lactose makes his "backside blow up like Dizzy Gillespie"

you try, friend

It's for the lazy fucks that want to write an easy "story".

How do these bots beat the captcha?

it's hard to do a good one
there's definitely an art to it

one of the things that makes it interesting is the tension between the two parties pursuing their disparate goals
each party wants the story to go a different place, so to speak, and watching them negotiate that can be interesting

In most cases no, but there have been a few

still don't see you doing it better

Not the same guy as I just figured you were trying it too

oh fuck
shit
my bad

I don't know

You're good lol
Are there any other sites that this is actually feasible on?

this is plebeian chat, all of it.
the real patrician chat exists only to those devoted to the true haunts of the lonesome and alienated hermits. you tainted fools could never be allowed to come and muck up such places, thankfully. so well preserved and cloistered these places, it's no wonder that you're amused by such uninspiring doggerel.

Learning to write with economy and power was one of the first things I learned about writing. You never waste a word and you always treat the characters as though they're live people. It adds to the realism and makes the reader more invested. Jack Ketchum was one my inspirations.

Oh boy a chance to use this image

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Amazing

You: E

Stranger: A

You: Sports

Stranger: Its

You: In

Stranger: The

You: Game

Stranger: Hell yeah

You: You're real

You: M 20

Stranger has disconnected.

Clearly

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post good logs

bloodninja wrote with economy and power

I actually wrote a short story as a high school assignment completely in the form of chat logs and diary entries. it sucks, but it answers your question

The Helmet of Horror by Pelevin is better than your shitty homework

I literally just admitted my story sucked, what more do you want?

I need help-- I can't get any of these fucking chatrooms to give me a good target-- I mean, chat partner. It's dudes only

Blood ninja made 12 year old me squeal and hooked me to the PC ever since.

for a second I thought you were talking about the Nick Lake book "Blood Ninja" that made 12 year old me squeal. two words: ninja vampires

For what purpose

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alt lit is dead for a reason

Nick Lands next book is called “bloodninja”