I will read every book ITT that gets dubs

my diary desu ne

Attached: 663C406E-B12D-4E16-BD52-8C63E35D199B.jpg (250x166, 5K)

Lmao, get fucked OP

The Histories by Herodotus

based

FINNEGANS WAKE

The Confessions of St. Augustine.

Finnegan's wake

Attached: ling.jpg (333x499, 29K)

Based

OH FUCK I GOT HIM
sorry OP that was mean of me
here
youtube.com/watch?v=qstUxos2cBs

The Consolation of Philosophy by Boethius.

Hedyphagetica

Blaise Pascal - Pensées

Attached: pensees pascal.jpg (193x320, 18K)

You wasted perfectly good trips faggot.

Also, Brideshead Revisited by Evelyn Waugh

You poor soul OP. You should just kill yourself now.

fpbp

Pascal wrote a about penises?

Mein Kampf

How can one thread be so based?

Also how about Phenomenology Of Spirit

Plato's Republic.

Being and time

Summa theologica

oh shit

marx, das kapital

BASED THOMIST TRINITY TRIPS

Gotta read the Summa first

Can this thread get any better?

The Mahābhārata

Attached: 1556587924385.png (1293x1293, 1.61M)

In Search of Lost Time

i'm not trying to troll you, i just want to recommend you a nice book

Attached: fathers and sons.jpg (440x677, 124K)

Out of the Silent Planet

the Yea Forums trinity

Elements of Mathematics
Nicolas Bourbaki

Mein Kampf

augustine's city of god

Critique of Pure Reason

OP where'd you go?

Pincher Martin

K E K
E
K

he most definitely isn't reading this. Op, try something easier, critique of pure reason

lmao
after u done with cunt's critique, here comes phenomenology of spirit

If you give a mouse a cookie

The fanfic The Subspace Emissary's Worlds Conquest by AuraChannelerChris

>Brideshead Revisited by Evelyn Waugh
i'd rather read hp

Fallout: Equestria

My condolences

Shit taste confirmed.

The Song of Roland.

Attached: LOLWUT.png (2048x1536, 110K)

The Glorious Qur'an
F

it's his worst book mate

What makes it good user?

>'s
No such book.

based and epicpilled
The Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra

The Ulster Cycle

Go read the entirety of this:
fanfiction.net/s/4112682/1/The-Subspace-Emissary-s-Worlds-Conquest

Suicide Note by Mitchell Heisman

Oh fuck off

How to successfully kill yourself

The Douay-Rheims Bible

Three Books of Occult Philosophy by Henry Cornelius Agrippa

Behead All Satans.

pride and prejudice

The Qur'an

Magick: Theory and Practice
Aleister Crowley

Hot Ziggity!

The Bible

Zettels Traum

Mashallah!

rest in peace OP

>Finnegan's

Every single Diary of a Wimpy Kid book

All the sonichu comics

God is indeed good

Maps of Meaning.

Based

Atlas Shrugged

Waste of dubs.

The Talmud

Mein kampf

Being and time

Summa Theologica

Already posted and got trips
Copleston's History of Philosophy

Becoming by Michelle Obama

based

Every John Green book

I'm entering the challenge, with one condition: single volumes only

hello? ministry of based and redpilled?

Attached: 1555683451120.png (718x520, 815K)

A song of ice and fire

jokes for minecrafters 2016

Hilarious Jokes for Minecrafters: Mobs, Creepers, Skeletons, and More

Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 1: A Scare of A Dare: Volume 1

Attached: 9F2F8E87-BBDB-4127-BA88-E098AE0F7E50.png (182x277, 89K)

SEIN UND ZEIT

checked.

Attached: Evola-pusille-equul.jpg (481x600, 192K)

The entire Chuck Tingle canon

It was only natural

Attached: 1549916460547.jpg (400x386, 37K)

Suicide note by mitchel heisman

Flying saucers, the process of matter and energy,science, the revolutionary and working-class struggle and the socialist future of mankind - J. Posadas

marxists.org/archive/posadas/1968/06/flyingsaucers.html

Attached: ayy.jpg (1091x720, 54K)

Mein Kampf

>this thread

Now go read the Ramayana.

Attached: 18_MPM_LAUGHING-LIONS-1-768x570.jpg (768x570, 86K)

The B I B L E

Eragon.

Attached: usatsi_10498517.jpg (1000x600, 93K)

The whole series.

Attached: smuge.jpg (500x500, 70K)

The entire Lafayette Ronald Hubbard's bibliography.

phenomenology of spirit

In search of lost time

Yoga Vasistha

Attached: 81_pE1d1DnL.jpg (1200x1800, 273K)

Including every piece of fanfiction

Your 100k words epic existentialist novel that you will have to write before reading it.

Miss Macintosh, My Darling

Institutes of the Christian Religion

Attached: john-calvin.jpg (388x212, 39K)

Well shit.

stop reading and go play horizon zero dawn

Attached: -ehem.jpg (217x232, 10K)

How long is it?

The C++ Programming Language by Bjarne Stroustrup.

The collected papers of Gerhard Gentzen.

The complete Human Comedy of Balzac.

The entirety of 境界線上のホライゾン along with related materials.

Based

Attached: zibal.jpg (600x800, 167K)

Morningwood

going by the CCEL version of it
book 1: ~160 pages
book 2: ~240 pages
book 3: ~390 pages
book 4: ~400 pages
aphorisms: ~15 pages
total: ~1205 pages if you exclude the prefatory material

He can play and read at the same time

Infinite Jest but backwards as in every single word from last page to first page.

read the entire dictionary

Just finished this. It's just a comfy book about the clash between two generations of landed gentry, with the key conflict being the friction between the nihilism of the central character Bazarov and the various other characters of the novel (the romanticism of a middle-aged bachelor, the liberal pretenses of a reform-minded landholder, the love of an equally aloof woman, etc.).

I'd also recommend it. Notes of family orientation solving existential dilemmas smacked of Levin in Anna Karenina. There were funny moments, especially the duel scene. And Bazarov is a good representation of an archetypical nihilist, one who won't allow himself to be a hypocrite.

Every book in the Dune series, including the cash grabs by the author's son.

He said book, as, one (1) not books.

The Muqaddimah

The Random House Unabridged Dictionary

las lanzas coloradas
arturo uslar pietri

get dabbed on

Attached: idi amin.gif (266x199, 1.84M)

Stealing the Network (full compendium of the four original volumes)

Zweite Buch

Xenophon's Art of Horsemanship

Lol fuck op

Attached: geez.jpg (1200x900, 249K)

Goebbels's papers on Communism

Followed by The Talmud

The Histories by Tacitus

would probably be half-decent

dude had a doctorate in literature

Meditations of Marcus Aurelius

Elements of Style by Strunk

Culture of Critique

On Bullshit by Harry G. Frankfurt

goblin slayer volume 2

>probably
They are brilliant. He does the only deconstruction that I have ever seen with no equivocation. They are cheap and easy to read. There are no real excuses.
>amazon.com/Communism-Mask-Off-Bolshevism-Practice/dp/1684185955
... rolling for Xenophon's Anabasis

YES

Fugg. Is that vicious and cruel? Does he need volume one for context? ...rolling for Medea by Euripedes

For My Legionaries

Attached: based.png (542x790, 154K)

Simon and Schuster's Handbook for Writers

Politics and Poetics by Aristotle

He said 1 book, I think this is stretching it.

Optimizing Quality in Electronics Assembly: A Heretical Approach. This is the best book on its subject that I have ever read.

Luther's On Jews and their Lies

Either way, don't waste a roll - Trial of Socrates.

Bottom's Dream

The Art of War

PKD's Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep

Which one? I vote Jomini.

warcraft sunwell trilogy

Boswell's Life of Samuel Johnson

Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days. I almost recced this one. Good show... rolling for Swift's Gulliver's Travels

Thomas Paine's Common Sense

Boswell's Life of Samuel Johnson again

That's a solid 1400 pages of prime banter for OPs perusal.

Attached: samuel-johnson-reading.jpg (2500x1875, 633K)

I did it.

>fucking.tears.jpg
That's just cruel. How about some Burke to liven the pace a bit?
>*rolls*
>books.google.com/books?id=JaYBAAAAYAAJ&printsec=frontcover&dq=edmund burke&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiFj4XC2Y3iAhUKCTQIHUjXAdkQ6AEIKDAA#v=onepage&q=edmund burke&f=false

Good stuff, but these letters are good also - when they get forced to make accommodations against their own previous beliefs after sharing space with one of their subjects. The turnaround is quite honest and humbling.
>*rolls*
>books.google.com/books?id=7RsMAQAAIAAJ&printsec=frontcover&dq=boswell's letters&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjuo-nR2o3iAhVhMn0KHdcAD1oQ6AEILTAB#v=onepage&q=boswell's letters&f=false

I am pretty sure that I am retarded and that I meant to offer this collection:
>boswelleditions.yale.edu/correspondence-james-boswell-david-garrick-edmund-burke-and-edmond-malone

Thanks, I couldn't view the other link. I'm Johnson fan, so I would totally read the letters. I checked some of his journals out from my university library a little while back. Insightful, but fraught with melancholy.

Johnson's Rasselas happens to be one of my all time favorite books.

Fifty shades, full, no skipping

The Mahabharata

Jim Button and Luke the Engine Driver

i'm sure that OP will be an honourable man and will definitely read all the books with double digits in this thread

Attached: convenience store woman.jpg (1594x2528, 358K)

Based and holy-month-of-Ramadan-pilled, akhi. While you're on it, OP, don't forget the Tafseer of ibn Kathir - gotta go in depth here.

inshallah

For my Legionnaires

Attached: 0B5000C8-E5EF-46ED-BB19-D4922148426E.jpg (220x328, 13K)

OP should read Tahafut al Falasifa and Tahafut al Tahafut as well

Attached: F2F48241-E1C1-42D7-814F-03B93292AEEE.jpg (480x360, 19K)

Shut up you stickler.

The Norton Shakespeare. If I get dubs you're welcome OP.

Just become Muslim, OP. The repeating Arabic numerals demand it.

This, Islam is the true path brothers

Attached: 5E7DDFC3-9850-4C22-9C79-40231088ED17.jpg (750x390, 111K)

untranslated World as Will, so you can't comprehend it

Attached: 28373.jpg (637x1000, 62K)

is this worth reading?

>The Norton Shakespeare

I dont know anything about Shakespeare. Worth reading?

I keep seeing this one around, is it any good?

Second this, it's a great book, if you ignore all the trolling and don't feel like reading Harry Potter this is it

De Docta Ignoratia

Attached: Nicholas_of_Cusa.jpg (525x629, 73K)

The Jokers, Albert Cossery

Leo Tolstoy - War and Peace

You get a certain perspective out of it. Even his inaccuracies are important because they were reasonable from his perspective. I actually recc all of his works.
>blah, blah, blah, roaming about the countryside
>ran into some pagans
>tfw you realize the pagans were Christians
You should at least rip through them.
>deserves second roll

YOU FOOL, also, read lolita xd

Attached: warrior_poet.jpg (750x599, 98K)

Attached: 859.jpg (325x500, 50K)

Attached: 6131MGqznfL.jpg (416x500, 67K)

Attached: 41Gwpg9-+pL._SX336_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg (338x499, 20K)

Attached: $_32.jpg (500x492, 54K)

Attached: 9781545431689_p0_v1_s550x406.jpg (270x406, 27K)

Attached: 1058761.jpg (134x238, 10K)

Gibbon: Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire

Attached: 51DM0XSNV7L.jpg (315x475, 33K)

Dream of Red Chambers

This beauty.

Attached: 61b1P7fxskL._AC_SY400_.jpg (382x400, 39K)

complete malazan book of the fallen

based