Post your suicide note ITT

I have died as I was born, staring into an abyss.

Ok now this is epic

I'm in the same boat bud.
People like tell me the same and I truly wish it was as simply as "be more positive".
I believe there is some credence to the depressive realism theory, but I can't help but see something and interpret it negatively.
The only thing I can look at with some objective purity and positivity is animals, specifically dogs.

Fuck you all. I’ll be back to haunt you.

Follow me

this is all your fault.......no its still my fault :( bye

back to being nothing

This really just isn't for me. I'm out.

You’re just being a weirdo, man. Tell me, do you watch porn and jerk off a lot? Just be honest.

Stay with meeeeee!

MAYONAKA NO DOA WO TATAKI

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Most of my life, I was afraid of living an inconsequential life. But being with them, I knew my life had meaning. When I met x, I never thought they'd tolerate me for as long as they did. But I understand why someone wouldn't want to waste their life with me. I've never felt so alone in my life. I have always enjoyed the company of myself and my thoughts. But now, all I can think of, is them, and how much I've come to depend on their ability to make me smile, laugh, sad and happy again. The only people that will miss me are my sisters. I hope I didn't let you guys down as much as you constantly like to remind me. And please don't show this to x.

I guess I just wasn’t made for these times.

Personally of course I regret everything.
Not a word, not a deed,
not a thought, not a need,
not a grief, not a joy,
not a girl, not a boy,
not a doubt, not a trust,
not a scorn, not a lust,
not a hope, not a fear,
not a smile, not a tear,
not a name, not a face,
no time, no place
...that I do not regret,
exceedingly.
It was an ordure,
from beginning to end.

Lol imagine your dad reading this and cringing just like he does when you talk now

hahahahaha,
make sure to kill urself by inhaling helium and computer duster, squeak

wtf, computer duster isnt fatal

you should try it just to make sure

>"HONK HONK"

(1) Suicide is contrary to natural self-love, whose aim is to preserve us.
(2) Suicide injures the community of which an individual is a part.
(3) Suicide violates our duty to God because God has given us life as a gift and in taking our lives we violate His right to determine the duration of our earthly existence.

Suicide nullify the human being’s relationship to God, for our control over our body is limited to usus (possession, employment) where God retained dominium (dominion, authority).

no thx

I sell my soul to honkler, honk on in my memory comrades

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I would kill myself om a plane.
I would kill myself on a train.
I would kill myself on a boat.
I would kill myself with a goat.
I would kill myself with a fox.
I would kill myself in a box.

"It is not worth the bother of killing yourself, since you always kill yourself too late."

nobel prize material right here

That's a strange suicide note

Better to have honked than lived

please look after my cat

A suicide note is a sucide postponed.

Traps are gay,
after all.

After this realization,
I can't go on.

Set me free.

>plane
>train

bad rhyme

God is a petulant child who gets angry when one of his toys breaks before he gets to do it himself. Like, who cares if you encountered suffering in your life, you're not allowed to leave before I tell you reeeeeee!

Even reading the passages about Cain and Abel gave me a chuckle, he doesn't have much to say on how horrible it is that Abel had his existence on Earth cut short, how he will no longer be able to experience life, or how the murder was wrong because it brought pain to Abel both physically and mentally. Nope, God just gets his titties in a twist because a puny human had the GALL to snuff one of HIS creations. Barely any concern for Abel, just anger at someone breaking one of his toys.

"Don't kill yourself because God doesn't like that :(" God can go blow himself.

what's more concerning to me is that God tells cain, why are you so mad bro? Just do your best and you'll be rewarded. Cain did his best by bringing his crops to the altar. But God liked Abel's sheep better, and praised him over Cain.

">Finnegans Wake"

It was murder

fuck off. where is god when children are being raped and abused? where is god when children are harmed to such an extent the rest of their life will have health complications and endless physical pain? where is god?

He is within you, for only humanity is capable of the greatest good.

>Nothing I can write can ever convey the feeling necessary to take ones life, so I won't bother trying and if you think I am somehow being selfish remember I don't live in the same world as you, or as anybody, I am not just another character in your story, I am not your brother, your son, your friend or the body rotting in the bed before you. I am a conscious entity desperately clawing at the walls of its cell for its existence to end.

Such is the contract, such is its severance.

based

Well God wanted blood sacrifice instead of crops and Cain did give it to him.

Had an "attempt" when I was 14 and all I wrote was "no funeral please"

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Happiness had always been impossible to achieve; it only took me this long to realize that truth.
Nothing improves; it only degrades slowly, rot and decay and deterioration will destroy what hope and ambition ever existed.
All efforts are unrewarded, all achievement is unfulfilling, all that ought to make one happy turns out to be gained in vain.
Wine turns to dust on your tongue, the sun will cloud over when you step outside, sincerity will be spurned, courage will be rewarded with disaster.
The only beauty in this world was only the potential for beauty to exist; when we opened our eyes we saw a wasteland.

Dear Mom,

Happy Birthday! Your present is hanging up in the closet.

- user

You're never going to have sex user

See you later alligator!

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Suicide is barely mentioned in the Testaments, never rebuked. In fact, Jesus says it's the only way he can die:

>No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down and authority to take it up again.

oh boy, this argument again

Some people like tomatoes, others do not.
Life was not for me.

lost

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Fucking hell this is all these atheists say, do you guys really believe that if there was a god that nothing bad should ever happen?

I'm sorry for the mess. X

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Not him but God's morality can be a separate issue from his existence. Even if you believe in a god you can still take umbrage with him telling you that suicide is sin while also being responsible for suffering leading to that suicide. I think the poster is saying something on the lines of "what gives you the right to bitch about suicide when you do nothing against all this suffering?"

I know that Christians don't typically have any expectations or standards for God to meet but to an outsider God often seems like the absentee father that doesn't even pay child support but will come visit every now and then with demands and a beating or two.

UNIRONICALLY true. That the one who performed sacrifices was sacrificed himself, that "the lion" of sacrifice was "consumed by man and become man", tremendous Dialectic.

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see you on the rainbow bridge

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that's right man, that child deserved to be raped when, apparently, there's a magic deity who could have stopped it but didn't feel like it.

look after my cat plz

I wish this was a true trend
I love you

where are you? why aren't you doing anything to stop it or help? what do you actually do and what do you actually know?

Should have stayed, but I had to go.

Oof, this shit used to be my medicine in MS/HS.

kek'd

FUCK YOU, DEMIURGE! 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸

eggs
milk
bread

I loved you all more than you could know. Remember who I was before. Read the words I've left behind, please. My love for all of you is all that remains in my heart now that the end comes. Know that I now rest, but that you cannot escape the pains of sorrow and regret. I have felt the heavy hand of Death on my forehead for many years. As I prepare myself to take my own life, I cannot help but see the dim, sad shadows of the bygone days when my father and my mother and my brother and I all lived and smiled before the face of the sun. Look where we are all now. I just wish we could be together again. I want to relive the past once again. I want to leave this world of ours and go far away. I know, dear Mother, nothing but love for you. You have made life always more real, always more beautiful. You have brought me closer to myself.

The veil of seven folds is no longer hanging between my eyes and Truth. I no longer play hide and seek with the Spirit. Know all this, and that yet you cannot escape the pains of sorrow and regret.

Zachary. You have been my closest, dearest, sweetest consolation for the suffering of life. You have been my rising sun -- turning my nights into days. You brought me into another order of time. Though we may feel lost, even in these moments you remain so near to me. You walk with me when I am alone; you sit across the table in the evening and you talk to me when I am writing. There are times when I feel as though you are not here on Earth.

Suffer much, and understand the mystery of pain: tears make all things shine.

Remember me to the valleys and mountains of life.

I kiss your hands, dear loved ones, I close my eyes now and I see you, beloved.

For seven years; since being thrown out of university by a disciplinary committee, for getting in to arguments with philister, and for generally speaking reading too much; I have been living in the tiny, squalorous, rooftop room, on a mattress on the creaking, wooden floor. I had no goal, but to lose myself in Japanese pop music, like Kizu, and Kotoko; to learn of history, myth, Aesthetics, verse, and economics. After these years of study, I have decided to shift paradigms; there is another matrix, which awaits me.

cya l8er fags

I dont have anyone in life so I wouldn't bother writing one. I doubt my landlord would lose sleep at night wondering why I necked myself.

Good thing self-love is the only love worth pursuing.

I'm fairly indifferent to myself.

kek

you sound like someone I could befriend

Ive just taken a grayhound, on the hudson riverline.

I wouldn't write one, because a fireman or police officer or something would be the only one to read it. I live alone and I'll die alone

Ugh wanna meet up? What country are u from

Do not weep for me; not existing will be far more pleasurable than anything that happened in my life

no fag

lmao im outtie

This was all part of the plan. I'm not dead. I never died.

Lmao, no wonder youre alone. Come on, open up

To mother, you made my childhood miserable, you kept me in trouble or grounded for everything all the time, and made me feel like I was a bad person. I don't forgive you for that. And I don't understand how you have the gull to harangue me to get a job every five minutes when you haven't worked or done literally anything but play games on your iPad for a decade.

To father, I'm very sorry that you've given so much of your life to work, I'm very sorry I didn't accomplish anything of value. But you hit me when I was young and I don't think I really knew who you were at all until I was 16, before that you were some punitive angry figure.

To both of you, I had such potential when I was young, it made me sick to my stomach to look over grade school standardized testing results, where I was practically a dozen standard deviations above the norm when I was in 1st grade, but keeping me stuck in shitty public schools dulled me down to just above average over the years. If either of you were intellectuals everything would've been different. And moving me every three or so years pretty much ruined everything, especially after Evan killed himself and neither of you gave a fuck because you're too stupid to understand what he was. You really are pretty bad parents.

To Jackson, sorry lad, you were one of the good ones. If I didn't fucking move *cough cough* then I think we coulda been really happy for a few more years. Who knows. All such a shame what happened.

To Evan, sweet boy. I miss you, I love you, and I'll see you soon.

Woah, woah, see that guy right there? Looks like he's hit rock bottom. Well that guy's actually me, believe it or not. Now, I bet you're wondering how I got into this situation. It all started in the summer of 93, when I was born.
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somehow reminiscent of Woolf's suicide note, still only 3.5/10
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well this is 10/10 cruelty but overall 3/10
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Now I can't help but imagine you leaving that post as your note, displaying your autism in its fullest glory.

Why would I want to kill myself?

Leave me for the flies

based

8.5/10

got you too reply ;)

1. Suicide - a deliberate killing of oneself, from the latin sui (of oneself) and -cide, meaning to slay
2. Note - A message designed to inform
3. Suicide Note - what this is

>doesn't get the reference

Now let me stay put, and pose

absolutely based

SUICIDE NOTE:

CF. SOCRATE'S APOLOGY

GOOD BYE

We're all gonna make it.

kekd audibly

now that's what I call an ENDNOTE

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I'm terribly sorry, but I must be leaving now

Let's look on the bright side
I did succeed in not pulling the trigger for this long
I also finally found the guts to do so
It was a blast

Hey, twas fun but this shit kinda got old quick.
I dont really care what you do with my shit, i think you people should sell it and not keep any garbage in memory of me. Dont blame yourself for this at all, you have to realize that you cant control the way other people view and interpret the world. So please dont go around talking about how we need to raise mental health awareness. Its really all just bullshit, its the same thing zizek characterizes as this disgenuine and phony sense of gratification people get when they donate a dollar for the enviornment at starbucks. If you want to improve mental health start teaching kids HOW TO THINK. Bring some more self awareness in the world, that is no one has a fucking clue what is going on, and that the system we live is just a huge fucking leap of faith that itll lead to something bigger and better. Anyways, no regrets bitches. Only wish i did more drugs.

...

anything is better than this;i know why i am loved but why i do not know

this whole thing was the least of fun bye

I apologise for the mess and any trauma this sight might cause.

well that one is original

If you're reading this don't look behind you

heh that'll get em good

Peepee poopoo fartman
Read Siege

Can you imagine becoming famous writer and just being able to push your face into any artsy girls titties at any fucking time. I'm not talking no woman like the average librarian (fat, smelly, angry most of time), but a girl. Like idk, some college student. Crackhead on the bus. Just grab her torso, and throw your face in there like you are a kid trying to drown himself in the kitchen sink. And all the time they's be like Holy shit, Stephen King thinks I'm hot as fuck, when in reality you are just doing it cause you can, and cause it feels good. For fucks fakes, fit feriously fannoys fe fhen flick fon't fhow fhis fhit for feal. faybe foon fe fill fet four fape filmf ftarring fen fffleck feing f forward fan

1. Everyone has problems
2. A rational person should should solve their problems in the most efficient way
3. Suicide is the most efficient way of solving all one's problems
4. From 1-3, a rational person should commit suicide

I shall justify these assumptions in turn.

Everyone has problems:
If people have no problems, then the question immediately arises as to what they're actually doing if not solving problems. People avoid pain because pain is a problem and seek pleasure because the lack of pleasure is a problem. If pain were not a problem then people would be indifferent to pain and if the lack of pleasure was not a problem then they wouldn't bother seeking pleasure.

A rational person should should solve their problems in the most efficient way possible:
All else equal, if there are two solutions to a problem and one is better than the other for whatever reason, then not choosing the better option is tantamount to indifference to the resolution to the problem i.e. the problem never existed in the first place. The only other case for someone knowingly choosing an inferior option and yet still believing in the problem is that the person is irrational.

Suicide is the most efficient way of solving all one's problems:
The first issue to resolve here is whether or not becoming non existent would actually solve any of their problems. But solving a problem is equivalent to eliminating the problem for then the problem no longer exists and hence the problem is solved. Moreover, the same logic applied to all their problems shows that they are solved if they cease existing entirely.

On the question of efficiency, the quickest method of solving problems is to stop believing in them. For most people, this is quite difficult and in some cases impossible. The typical method of solving problems by directly undertaking some action that alters or effects a set of circumstances directly related to the problem is inefficient as it cannot guarantee that that problem and others won't continuously reoccur in future. Suicide solves all problems in one swing and is therefore better for those capable of carrying it out. It should be noted here that the practical details of the matter are not overly important to the argument but rather that suicide is the best way if only in principle.

I tried to do so much, but in the end I question if I ever really tried at all. At one point, a very long time ago, maybe then I did things for their own sake. Maybe then I was not so concerned with appearances. Somewhere along the way, life became dominated by the opinion of others. This is always the case, that the opinion of some others defines you. It is an intolerable fact.

I've recently tried to cut myself off from others, attempting to escape this fact, hoping that I could find something within me in their absence. There is only a wriggling child, uncomfortable in his seat and not allowed to get up, and too scared, or unimaginative, to break the rules.

I was never anything special, despite what my coddling mother raised me to believe. But I am not dirt either, as my step father incidentally taught me. Love of the father and mother are the most important things; I properly had neither.

The love it must take, though, to support such a failure! Four years of college all to not graduate, abandoning the good job and the good girlfriend. I make the case to be unloved. I am a leech. I am a leech and I know I am and I still do not change - that is the crime.

There is no failure in suicide. It is an action that takes resolve and courage. I will have to let go of all my anxieties about judgment and release myself to my desire to die. That is a victory in itself. Maybe there is peace there. And no more bills. And no more shame. And no more sexual frustration. And no more books. And no more envy. And no more work. And no more money. And no more worrying. And no more therapy. And no more pills. And no more calendars. No more alarm clocks. No more getting gas. No more gossip. No more catching up with old friends. No more screens. No more words.

If I die now I wont be a failure later, ill just be one now.

Goodbye!

If Wallace was so smart why did he do it?

traps aren't gay

i'm here
i'm fly
i'm sad
i'm bye

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(sung to the rhythm of DMX's First I'm Gonna Crawl)

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Fox news.

FUCK DELEUZE AND HIS RHIZOMES. I HOPE BODY WITHOUT ORGANS WILL RETERRIORLIZE HIS ANUS WITH AIDS AND FUCK HIM AND HIS POSTMODERNIST BULLSHIT

In partes tres

You fail to justify 3.
The claim that eliminating a problem's existence is akin to solving it is fine. The problem in when you imply that if one ceases to exist then one's problems also cease to exist.

The fact is death doesn't nullify ownership. The suicide note itself is evidence of this. You are dead yet it is still "your" suicide note.
Therefore if you have problems that aren't solved by your death, for instance, your mother is sick and lonely in her old age and wishes her children would call her more, then it remains your problem after death and even worse it remains unsolved.

just be sure to do something dramatic in minecraft before you "pull the trigger" heh

for sale: condoms, never worn

Semantics doesn't draw metaphysical planks, don't get bewitched by words.

10/10 well done

>MOM
>DAD
>I don't want to get a job REEEE
>also I'm smart but lazy

Holy shit you're a faggot. I hope you do it.

I'd write exceprts with clues leading to the locations of other excerpts hidden around the property, maybe pretend that I was forced to do it so that the police at least have to investigate. The last excerpt will just be a typical "your mother dies in her sleep tonight" post

The world's ugliest boy
Became what you see
Here I am - the ugliest man

kys faggot

BASED

on a napkin

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amazing
retarded and autistic

"Thanks for all the love. it made this ride nice. But I'm afraid this is my stop."

Then leave something nice like a flower and write next to it "these are my favorite" with a smiley or something.

Minimize possible guilt.
Leave it at my house or somewhere that they can discover it after they know I'm dead.
Definitely kill myself in a way that assures they won't be the ones to discover my body.
It wont be easy for them as it is, now's not the time to be melodramatic.
If you're going to kill yourself, don't do it because you want to show them your pain.
Definitely stay away from cliches, after all, it will be the most impotent letter you'll show them.

Dearest Mother,

Now, I'm not saying that I'm doing this because you didn't buy me the iPhone I asked for for my birthday. I'm just saying that if you had bought me the iPhone I SPECIFICALLY asked for, my net happiness would probably have been slightly higher and, well, who knows what would have happened?

Food for thought.

Sincerely
user

se·man·tics

/səˈman(t)iks/

noun

the branch of linguistics and logic concerned with meaning.

I'm done.

Based and pendulumpilled

kek

To my loved ones:

I've not been enjoying my time, so I'll be retiring a little early. I hope you don't feel any responsibility, as you've all been wonderful.

BUUUUUUURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All this turning on and turning off

avacado nigga penis

my suicide note will be a scavenger hunt. the winner finds a cadbury creme egg

Tamam shud

Based user giving low scores intentionally so anons will put off killing themselves until their notes are perfect

This is not your fault. For most of my life I've considered this decision and its consequences. Today I made the wrong, but unfortunately permanent choice. I hope to see you all again one day.

what are those 21 deez nuts

Nice, undercut Hemingway by 1

epic cheese chicken

I'll be back.

>Make some friends, dude
Ok, I have nothing against having friends per see, just the fact that everyone gives me shit for no reason, but ...
>Be more positive
You can't be me and be positive at the same time. It's anathema, it doesn't mix. I'm unironically too real to be positive. The closest thing to positivity is this knowledge that everyone ping-pongs between guilt and anxiety and few people have escaped this hell. It's a sad amusing sort of thing, not positivity but it lightens the weight.

I’m too much of an idealist to die

>La vie m'est insupportable... Pardonnez-moi

fuck this

I probably wouldn't leave a note because I'd be too self conscious of my last impression which would be why id kill myself in the first place.

i should have died years ago and now it's finally time
at least i die as myself
im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry

>m'est

Dudes I know life sucks but please don't do it. I have no clichés to counter with, maybe we should just put the effort we can't to make life liveable for onself on each other instead?Life is too much of a meme to take too seriously, hang in there bois

I don't wish for a funeral. And if possible I would like for my body to be thrown to the woods.

It was your fault.

I died years ago.

i have a job sweet little neet, i was talking about when i was a boy
now stop projecting and find the courage to stop that angry little head of yours from buzzing

how do you hang yourself in the closet

if there is not suicide note does it mean that the person didn't respect his people

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