He's going to fucking die before he's done, right?
He's going to fucking die before he's done, right?
yes, but i don't necessarily think that's because he's going to die imminently.
Unless he made some deal with HBO that the show must conclude before the books. Then yes, he's going to die.
Check'em
Check'd
What if he has stopped writing and hasn't told anyone?
That's what happened. I did the math and if he wrote for 2 hours a day using only his erect penis to enter keys hed have finished years ago.
>using only his erect penis
he probably cant get erect
no book ever
checked
Nobody actually believes he's writing
The good news is that he can use things other than his penis. the bad news is that means he is definitely not writing
Even though I despise this blob of a man, i still probably going to read his books when he gets to write one, i just have to see this one through.
Did you use your own erect penis to find the wpm rate of writing with one?
We should crowdfund Preston Jacobs to write the last books, his theories are probably more interesting than what the fat man is coming up with.
>77077
GOERGE RUN! !!
Ah, yes, Mr. Martin, how's your health lately?
>despises him
>still gives him money.
>nice failure. Try again.
>paying for books
Yikes!
What "math" did you do?
on his current trajectory he'll finish the books in like 2040 minimum so yes
He said he got depressed and overwhelmed once the shows overtook the books
He's right, you know
>Never heard of pirating
Of course.
God damn ugly picture.
The kind that feels good *wink wink*
>he reads for the plot
never gonna make it
imagine not believing this is what has already happened
I'm gonna borrow them from the library. No way I give that fuck one cent.
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