Sentences your pseud self fears

sentences your pseud self fears

>could you give me a summary of his philosophy?

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>what do you mean, "modernism has infiltrated the church"?

Even the expert fears this sentence when certain kinds of self-important pseuds ask it. It's lose/lose.

i fear people talking to me in general

>How do you know people used to be like you describe them? You weren't alive then

>You keep using the term 'Hegelian' but what does it mean?

>why have you never had a girlfriend?

do you want to be my girlfriend is usually a good reply

fuck

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>getting caught pretending to know something i actually dont
Thankfully I am a master wordsmith and you retards buy all my posts that I literally just formulated from a breif wikipedia reading

>Can you explain that in detail?

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>why do you think modern literature is a farce?

>can you take the garbage out?

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aka the chinese room method

but this is easy

>Kant
Just be moral lol

>Kierkegaard
just have faith lol

>Nietzsche
just create your own meaning lol

do hegel

>read hegel

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>the material world is the Geist's self-revelation that gets increasingly sublime as time goes on, to reach its perfection in bureaucratic Protestant Germany

>in layman's terms?

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>have you read it?

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>why is he a hack?

just... try to make sense of me

>can I look at something you've written?

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>which literary journals have you been published in

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>because I said so, if you haven't read him why should I bother explaining it to you, I doubt you'll understand

>when you do and people say your writing is amazing

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I'm genuinely terrified of anyone seeing my writing, sometimes I'll burn pages I spent hours writing before I go to bed just in case I never wake up again

top kek

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>you just came in here and told me I was wrong without explaining why

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Based. I swear i would come back to haunt any imbecile trying to publish anything i wrote posthume. I mean, why not leave authors the authority to decide which of their works the public is allowed to see? Posthum publishing seems like raping someone‘s soul.
>HA HA WE FOUND SOMETHING WHERE THIS PERSON BARRENS HER VERY BEING! LET‘S MAKE IT PUBLICLY AVAILABLE NOW THAT THEY CAN‘T STOP US ANYMORE!

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>it's the historical vampire novel except I substitute succubus lore for vampirism, requiring the vampire analogues to give/take sexual lifeforce depending on gender
>struggle to convince them it was inspired by valid literature like nabokov
>"what the hell do you mean the only way he can save her from the plague is by impregnating her with his supernatural semen? You write this?"

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>what music do you like user?

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il--il-illl- umm --ill-il--il divo

m.youtube.com/watch?v=K9bf4PT-aEk

based and /his/pilled
"haha user what's in this journal?"
Avoid blinking too much and don't say it-
NI

Boo

>when you listen exclusively to noise, onkyo, free improvisation and eai

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>I actually liked it

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I didn‘t post it ironically

>it doesn't matter what you think you know
>you can still enjoy a frosty Coke®

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It burns in my throat

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>yea, but why?

>give me one piece of evidence

>What are you doing with your life?

I'm laughing like a fucking idiot but I spent the whole day of yesterday doing kickbox moves and my ribcage fucking hurts and I'm drowning in pain and laughter as I write this.

>Do you have any hobbies?

>wanting a summary of someone's philosophy
>implying great thinkers can be adequately summarised in a few words
Just call them a pseud and be done with it.

>have sex

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hahahaha very good pepe
can I save it please?

>Could You go a bit more in depth?

>That doesn’t make any sense, could you explain in more specific detail?

>when know they're lying because your writing is fucking trash

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