Holy shit. How can the reading for an English degree be this shitty?

she looks like she plays catch my piss with her dog

I simply WON'T watch that video.

I am listening to music right now. Good music. Traditional Napoli songs, sung by Corelli. Excellent music. Good stuff.

Why ON EARTH would I WATCH that video?

Either you post the list or else you fuck off.

FEMMMINA ......LA LAL ALLLA LA LA FEMMMMIAAAA ..TUTTII FRUUTTI FEMMMINAAA

This kind of people is going to teach your kids about literature. JK Rowling is the new Shakespeare.

This is an image board. Fuck off and come back with an image

>pseudo nazi
He's a New England libertarian hippie. Not even remotely close to Nazism.

shakespeare:
macbeth
12th night
much ado about nothing
titus andronicus (her favorite)
othello
the winter's tale
midsummer night's dream
romeo and juliet
hamlet
henry VI
henry IV
transmetropolitan: back on the street (comic book)
the bluest eye
the years, months, days
america is in the heart
puddinhead wilson
we need new names
in the country of men
iola leroy
the crucible (didnt read, watched movie)
the beetle
the last witch
the age of wonder
fingersmith
mrs. spring fragrance and other writings
a grain of wheat
no telephone to heaven
the god of small things
lady audley's secret
waiting for the barbarians
the awakening and selected short fiction
night sky with exit wounds
a line made by walking
dubliners (she gives it 3/5)
opened ground
odds against tomorrow
flight behavior
interpreter of maladies
waiting for godot
the heroic slave
bartleby, the scrivener
adventures of huckleberry finn
narrative of the life of frederick douglass
modern and contemporary irish dramas
quicksand
seventeen syllables
passing
the woman warrior
another country
american-born chinese (comic book)
whatever happened to interracial love?
the spinning heart
the best we could do
this is how you lose her
southland
rosalie lightning (comic book)
when breath becomes air
oliver twist
frankenstein
contending forces
carmilla

>didn't include the ratings

huckleberry finn
>"I hate that book so 1 star"
>>right after
narrative of the life of frederick douglass
>"how could i not give it a 5/5 its his memoir"

We are actually talking about styxenhammer666 right? Cause that guy definitely falls into the 'confused pseudo nazi' category.

I mean, you seem to have no idea what had been going on in “higher ed” for the past 50 years or so...this is not uncommon.

Is Mark Twain a pleb filter?

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Absolutely.

No. Puddin Head is pretty funny and worth a look. Unfortunately Twain is the Shakespeare of the South though, so you can’t keep him away from Americanists.

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I would smell her asshole desu

>routinely makes fun of fascists and crypto-fascists
>running for office and none of his policies are in any way fascistic
>is himself derided and disliked by fascists and crypto-fascists
>literally the only tangible connection to fascism he has is that he larped as a pagan and satanist, mostly during the skeptic vs christian era of youtube
He's a conspiracy theorist and an edgelord who is openly an embarrassingly stereotypical "dude what if the child consents" libertarian. There's a lot to make fun of him over and accuse him of, but he is no way a "nazi" or "pseudo-nazi"

sorry user she's just so inane

I want to smell her feet so fucking bad

based

>dubliners 3/5
seems pretty reasonable. there wasnt enough time in the stories to develop the characters in any meaningful way, but the scenes taken by themselves were comfy.

>Leftists actually believe this
Is anybody right of center a nazi to you? Do you not understand that people who actually invest in forming their worldview don't follow binary polemics?
Serious Fascists and Nazi LARPers do not agree with Styx. Styx has little social conservative views, if any. He supports gay marriage, likes psychedelic drugs, and other things hard righters would consider social ills, even if they don't prescribe government controls on them. The reason he has so many hard right fans is because they respect him on some intellectual level, even if you don't.

i want a girl that looks like this so bad i dont even care if they're usually into twitter woke shit

Some patricians in here.

damn she's ugly

You're clearly a plebeian

4/5 Shakespeare – Macbeth
4/5 Shakespeare – Twelfth Night
4/5 Shakespeare – Much Ado About Nothing
5/5 Shakespeare – Titus Andronicus
3/5 Shakespeare – Othello
4.5/5 Shakespeare – A Winter’s Tale
5/5 Shakespeare – A Midsummer Night’s Dream
3.5/5 Shakespeare – Romeo and Juliet
5/5 Shakespeare – Hamlet
3/5 Shakespeare – Henry VI Part 1
3/5 Shakespeare – Henry IV Part 1
2/5 Transmetopolitan
4/5 Toni Morrison – The Bluest Eye
2/5 Yan Lianke - The Years, Months and Days
3.5/5 Carlos Bulosan – America is in the Heart
2/5 Mark Twain – Pudd’nhead Wilson
4/5 Noviolet Bulaways – We Need New Names
3/5 In the Country of Men
3/5 Iola Leroy
3/5 Arthur Miller – The Crucible
3/5 Marsh – The Beetle
3/5 Ana Goeldin – The Last Witch
2/5 The Age of Wonder
5/5 Sarah Waters - Fingersmith
4.5/5 Mrs Spring Fragrance and Other Writings
2/5 Ngugi – A Grain of Wheat
3.5/5 No Telephone to Heaven
3.5/5 Roy - The God of Small Things
4.25/5 Lady Audley’s Secret
5/5 Coetzee - Waiting for the Barbarian
5/5 Chopin – The Awakening and Selected Short Fiction
5/5 Wuong – Night Sky Exit Wounds
5/5 A Line made by Walking
3/5 Joyce - Dubliners
2 to 3/5 Heaney – Selection of Poetry
3/5 Rich – Odds Against Tomorrow
2/5 Kingsolver – Flight Behavior
4/5 Interpreter of Maladies
5/5 Beckett – Waiting for Godot
4/5 Douglass – The Heroic Slave
4/5 Melville – Bartleby, the Scrivener
1/5 Twain – Huckleberry Finn
???/5 Narrative of the life of Frederick Douglass
3/5 Collection of Irish Drama
3/5 Larsen - Quicksand
3/5 Yamanoto - Seventeen Syllables
4/5 Larsen - Passing
4/5 Woman Warrior
2/5 Baldwin – Another Country
4/5 American Born Chinese
3/5 Collins - Whatever happened to interracial love?
3/5 Ryan - The Spinning Heart
4/5 The Best We Could Do
1/5 Díaz – This is how you lose her
2.5/5 Revoyr - Southland
4/5 Rosalie Lightning
4/5 Kalanith - When Breath Becomes Air
2/5 Dickens – Oliver Twist
4/5 Shelley - Frankenstein
2/5 Contending Forces
4/5 Carmilla

Imagine, what, her, panties, smell, like

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>developing the character
retarded dumbass, please never post again you deficient cretin

This post was far more alarming than the OP. Not sure how you could post that seriously while being on this board

made for black cock

>an embarrassingly stereotypical "dude what if the child consents" libertarian
kek actually very good characterisation of styx

>whatever happened to interracial love?
bruh is this really a book lmao, niggas are assigning this... really?

She said her boyfriends favourite book is The Road by Cormac McCarthy, literally his worst fucking book. She needs an instant throat fuck, throat fuck, throat fuck.

>tfw go to Russells Group university to do English Lit
>tfw we actually study the likes of Blake, Shakespeare, T.S. Eliot, Charlotte Smith etc.
>tfw these shite reading lists everyone complains about are an experience completely alien to me

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It's almost as if someone is trying to manufacture outrage, hmm...

Is she the one who used 'precocious' wrong?

Like cunt and cheap soap

She just got rejected from grad school and dresses like a granny. Live her alone!

youtu.be/wY_urG-FXZU

>virgin faggot on Yea Forums can tell apart different soaps from smell alone

>skimming books
Do americans really do this?

You triggered buddy?

>rates classics

Gee, I wonder why she got rejected from Grad school. It probably had something to do with a) her college reading list and b) her stupid fucking "theory that I can totally back up" about "Titus Andronicus" which most likely tries to argue that one of the characters is trans.

Have interracial sex, you incel.

No. Wakandans dont want intersex species, why should I?

bruh lmao

I have no intention to supply this woman with hits, but I hope that this is really part of her content.

Is this the same bitch that called Ulysses pretentious and 'precocious'? If so, please stop posting her.

Are you saying you only need to read 62 books for a 4 year degree in English?

>and 'precocious'
What the fuck did she mean by this?

Same, which uni user?

she's got an english degree, silly incel, she knows what it means

Could it mean that Ulysses peaked too early, leaving too much of the story to come after (what she perceived to be) the denouement.

He's much closer to a Sargon of Akkad individualist fedora type.

She dropped it midway through the first chapter.

She thought precocious and pretentious were interchangeable—synonyms—merely because both start with p,r,e and end with i,o,u,s.

>simpering, breathy

This is a good combo actually.

>reading shakespeare

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shes super cute and cuddly

That book is unironically cringe.

This video is actually quite hilarious because most of her negative emotion derives from her own misunderstanding of the Grad program she applied to. The funniest part is she spent more than a year of her life in hopes of getting into the Grad program and had no idea what it was about except that at the end she would get a teaching license for her state. She then gets extremely mad at everyone else but herself for not telling her what the Grad program she wanted to apply for was about. It's almost like people would've expected you to look into the grad program and know something about it. Other funny quotes:
>I talked to dozens of people in the grad program and no one told me it wasn't for me or that I wouldn't be a good fit!
>It was a Masters of Education program. I had no idea it would be about the psychology of education and how to become a better teacher for tomorrow! I thought it would be about being an English teacher!
>I talked to the Dean of Students to find out why I got rejected
This vid is worth watching to revel in her narcissistic idiocy.

>not knowing that Shakespeare was just a pen name for Christopher Marlowe

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>that accent

Is she Canadian or something

I'm an ESL major at one of two universities in a piss-poor Eastern European country, and even we were assigned better stuff to read than this shit. American education is truly fucked.

>WITCH HISTORY CLASS

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Character development is getting the axe?! FML

The majority of the class was probably drawing parallels to woman's struggle in the world today and how it is "actually much worse today for women than it was during the Salem witch era"

she's just handicapped.

HHAHAHabHAHAH HAH AH HAHA

>funko pop
>hates dead white men and only reads YA
Yikes.

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My Russell group seems to have the attitude that they shouldn't prescribe much "great peak" literature (Dante, Milton, Joyce) but focus instead on giving more obscure but still classic literature (like idk a focus on Victorian memoirs or 17th century allegories, as well as ofc PoC/women literature). I think it's a good approach. I think they should 100% branch out into """world""" literature though (and yes, I appreciate that somewhat shits over the idea of an ENGLISH lit degree, but that's what I mean).

Women are subhuman and can't compare to men neither physically nor intellectually
Women's suffrage was a mistake
Rape should be legalized
Women who have sex outside of wedlock should be stoned to death in public square

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>Has boyfriend
Nooooo

very cute girl. i put the video on mute and fingered my butthole to orgasm.

At least half the books were apparently assigned because of being written by something besides a white guy.

"it's fun"
"it's a fun one"
"this one is fun"

literature is not, ever, ever, ever

""""""""""""""FUN""""""""""""""""

eat my ass if you disagree

Kek

Based

>13074153
learning is fun so if literature isnt fun youre doing it wrong, objectively.

masochism, desu

>Francis Bacon

wrong and gay. literature SHOULD BE fun ALWAYS

She actually claims she isn't a fan of YA

>all that shakespeare and no king lear
my day is ruined

Anime posting is

>Carmella
Okay, I’m on board

Aww.

>nazi
tumblr out

Wow, you were not kidding, that list of books is horrendous.

This puts into perspective my English Philology degree I got here in East Euroland, my professors' picks were fucking BASED in compression holy shit.

Are you or not :3

Wat a qt

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>shoots ass

See
She called me a dog. Pretty cute

She is fat with a butterface, her body is probably hideous too and that's why she records from the neck up.

Probably about half the books I was assigned for my English MA were YA. This is a fact.

If the body is hideous and the face is hideous, she's not a butterface. She's just hideous. Precision of language, Jonas.

The absolute state of English "literature".

You are right, she is probably a feminist who doesn't shave either.

you dont follow binary polemics but they follow you
also he has hard right fans cause of his larping, dont fool yourself that righties are any less shallow than lefties

>black panther written by white dudes
good, i am glad that you believe in wakanda
:D:D:D:D

raped and bedsilled my friendo

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would fucking RAM my cock into her womb and fire off a hot stream of cum, bros
shame i got a tiny dick haha

if you pick the diversity modules then youre going to be doing the diversity reading. so far i've found my undergrad has enough modules focused around the canon and the avant garde for me to not have to read endless shitty 'poc experience' tripe

same here but my uni offers these kind of modules as well and im sure urs does too. there are people coming out of the uni with a degree of equal value to yours who got it by regurgitating edward said over various wxmxn xf cxlxur novellas written this century

trips on a trip, evil butterfly summoned

Unspeakably based and Charlotte Smithpilled.

>minored in education at her university
>applying to grad program over a year and a half, a full half of the time she's been in university (graduating in three years)
>the program is in her university
>"it's kinda bittersweet, haaah"
>wanted to become "an English teacher" but didn't fit in with the program because she doesn't care about kids and the idea of teaching kids
Did she think the certificate would mean she could just continue to make videos discussing literature and get a money boost for her qualification?