Itt: post your book/short story ideas and get roasted

Itt: post your book/short story ideas and get roasted.

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A comedic retelling of the early days of the Bigfoot phenomena.

I was reading about the people who got involved in the initial hysteria and they're a real mix of eccentric weirdos, feels ripe for a fictionalised story based on them stumbling around a construction site looking at footprints.

OP stops sucking cocks for one day because he has to go to the DMV, but he just ends up sucking cocks at the DMV

>khv wakes up in the middle of the night to discover a girl laying next to him in bed
>it‘s the night of his 30. birthday and she‘s here to grant him his wizard rank
>what he didn‘t know is that with that rank comes this girl
>They spend the day together, doing all the things he had dreamed for the last 20 years (don‘t worry, it won‘t be too clichée)
>they talk about how he ended up becoming a wizard and how it had impacted him, what societies role was, women, sex yadda yadda
>the conclusion of the story is that he od‘d on purpose and this was all just his final hallucination

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A man goes insane trying to study mental disease (primarily autism) in cats specifically.

How and why would you make it comedic?
Otherwise it sounds good.

Gay

I‘s read that unironically

>How and why would you make it comedic?
>Otherwise it sounds good.

It's already comedic by virtue of how absurd some of these guys are, it's just keeping the emphasis on this, and pulling in other funny incidents from further down the timeline into that initial investigation for the sake of keeping the story simple.

35 incel virgins sit around a table in the skies. They are granted immortality by banter demons but cannot leave the table. They experience brain atrophy after the 2nd year because they've done all the gestures and had all the conversations. Thousands of years pass by. The ones that turned mute/brain shrivel to a raisan are discarded. Some sort of initiation

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just please don‘t try to make it too comedic. It‘s absurd enough in itself. But i feel like you‘re aware of that. Good luck user!

Initiation to what? TELL ME?

A novel about an autistic frogposter who turns to Christianity but the church he starts going to wants to get rid of him because it is a front for a satanic boomer cult engaged in orgies and human sacrifice but a teenager falls for him and is torn between her satanic community and her love for him as he tries to teach her how to be patrician while being oblivious to her affection

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make it in train of consciousness

10 page max, whilst definitely not want to read this for 200 pages

>oblivious to her affection
Too realistic.

Can he also found his own religion later on?

That requires a lot of charisma and ambition, neither of which he has.

Makes sense.
Does he later stop being oblivious to the advances?

Have no decided but this will give you a taste of the style

warosu.org/lit/thread/S12602519#p12602519

>lacks charisma
>lacks ambition
>patrician

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It's a conceit

need to experience eternity to sketch some horizon out. atm want to create dialogue that drops IQ by the minute, arsenic in word form

Would read the fuck out of that

I am working on a novel series. I am currently writing a short story about an actor in a culture of avian folk. He is what is called a "Dead Face", basically a clown that portrays a deceased figure meant to be used to satirize the living. He plays Dead Faces of idiots and children, and is he himself believed to be of simple mind. He observes something he should not and is gripped by fear and conspiracy as he must now continue to facade of idiocy.

Essentially pic related but for a clown of a dead person.

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A throbbing phosphorescent mass of matter, resembling a brain roughly the dimensions of a Suzuki Panda is spotted by an illegal Chinese trawler off the Coast of Sierra Leone. The first herald is the trawler, now a ghostship, half the crew missing/half the crew in a deep trance-like sleep, washing up on the Eastern shore of Sherbo Island, somewhere between the the decaying hulks of colonial fishing villages in the process of being digested by the jungle foilage and the pseudo-tropical scrub where the rough unhewn land meets the straits which wind between the islands and the mainland. As the survivors are taken beneath surplus canvas tents and camo webbing, on low folding cots, tended to by indifferent locals, the Brain looms off the far westcoast, attracting WHO officials, an African military coalition, and scientists from China and Europe.

A 25 year old journalist graduate disenchanted with what he has learned of the media during his studies and its inherent consequences for his own future career, "the advent spread of mass hysteria, idol worshipping, sensationalist character assisinations and perpetuative lack of any moral substance in modern media", turns down a prestigious job offer, and instead applies for the scrupolous application process of the elite Danish frogmen unit instead. Here, we learn of the internal struggles of the young man, who has spent years of isolation and becoming radicalized online. As time progress he begins to unleash his deadly obtained skills as an operator, to satisfy his ever increasing need for excitement and adrenaline, by abducting and raping young women in his local town. As he does this succesfully without interception, altough discharged from the military, he soon discovers ways to profit from writing and selling articles that cover his very own murders. The ending is that our protagonist is discovered when he accidently sends an article of a murder he has yet to carry out and it all unravels from there. Plot twist: the beginning starts with the ending.

Man gets killed in a painful manner by an indiscriminately vengeful ghost living in a house he had the misfortune to stumble upon. Ghosts in this world are generally tethered by strong emotions and the man's fear and anger at his unjust murder turns him into a ghost as well. Now that he's a ghost, brought back by his desire for vengeance, he is capable of interacting with other ghosts. He proceeds to defeat and torture his murderer, I want to include a specific scene here where the murdering ghost is confused then shocked that it can be hurt and these emotions quickly give way to terror as the protagonist wrenches it's very essence by the power of his fury alone.

Once he dissipates the ghost by causing it sufficient damage, he then has a period of emptiness when he feels unfulfilled and unable to move on despite achieving his revenge, and then decides his new purpose is to fuck up other malicious ghosts. Along the way he sees but is unable to communicate with his grieving friends and family, maybe meets a qt non violent murder victim ghost.

I'd call it something cheesy like Ghost Puncher or Fight Terrors.

Centuries after WW3 humanity has made several progress in both technology and medicine. One of these is the ability to revive the brain after death. An aristocrats son who suffers from madness continuously kills himself over and over again only for his brain to be revived against his will and being heavily taxed after each suicide.

Probably be more interesting and have better pace if it didn't have the military bit. Be probably way easier to sell if you transpose the whole story to Victorian London and make it a out jack the Ripper or some similar crime spree in the past.