What's your sex life like, Yea Forums?

Just posted this in another thread but it makes more sense to ask here: I've been in a relationship for 5 years now (living together for 3) and I've refused to have sex with her (I let her go down on me and I'll finger her but thats it). She is starting to get a little irritated and is pressuring me to have sex, is it time to drop her or should I give in?

I do not care for women and in fact, it seems that the less I think about women, the happier my life becomes.

i occasionally fuck my overweight ex, but i'm content with my hand.

drop that slut and repent, before the stain of fornication corrupts your mind completely

I've never had sex, am 22

5 years? If you havn't gotten married by now then you should move on.

I fuck my fiancee once or twice a week.

don't ever plan on getting married, the institution is thoroughly dead. Both my parents and her parents have had divorces as have most of both of our friends' parents. Hard pass on all that nonsense

I have no contacts and I fuck college girls to sate my hunger for connection

I'm in a serious relationship and find myself not very interested in sex these days. On here it's practically everything people talk about.

Just had sex with my gf (hard, deep doggie, by her request). We hadn't had sex for some time, so she's feeling a tad churned and nauseous at the moment; poor girl.

I'm a 20 year old virgin

Voluntarily celibate for the past five years. Won't have sex again until holy matrimony.

Before that it was pretty average I guess, with a couple stints as an orbiter in denial. Body count for intercourse: 8, with many more in the stripper/masseuse category.

I do use porn, unfortunately. It's a habit I want to break. Only get some release maybe once every couple of weeks. Sex is off my mind the rest of the time.

Dude, just do it.

If the opportunity to loose your virginity came up, would you loose it?

It's something I'm pretty sensitive about and she tells her mom and friends every detail which really pisses me off and make me not want to give in to her

I'm 22 and my sex life is non-existent. I haven't been laid since June. I hardly talk to anyone and am incredibly antisocial. I get laid by chance occasionally and, although most girls find me repulsive and unbearable, there has been a small niche of girls that have flocked to me. It's been awhile since I've met one though. In essence, weird sex life, horrible relationship with family, and no friends.

Dump her. She's wasting your time and you're wasting hers. Either marry her, pop out some kids, immediately resent her, then stay for raising the kids and painting your scale miniatures in the garage. Or just dump her now and find someone else. It's over, you just haven't talked about it yet.

Have you expressed this to her?

this is a little bizarre

read foucault

Not the same user, but it's not like losing anything at all.
I hope for him that it is somewhat meaningful. Lost mine recently at 22, it was a messy hookup that wasn't fun for both parties.
I'm now with someone I adore and wish that it'd been her but I think it's the same for most people.

I have a crush on a guy I went to grad school with who I now work with. I think he might like me, but I have no idea how to approach the situation and explicitly express my interest. I'd marry him though, he seems like a good guy.

you're gay?

Yeah I told her I was uncomfortable with it and she says it's unreasonable to ask her not to talk to her mom and girlfriends about her sex life. Our relationship is actually really healthy and rewarding outside of this subject (and really I'm pretty happy with how sexual stuff has been going currently). We are really sappy with each other and can discuss our feelings and issues usually in a productive way. It's just this one topic that has been an ongoing point of contention

Hello fren.

Seek a Councillor if you (and her) don't want to kill it.

solid advice, this may be the route we go

I'm a grill. Also, the grammar in that last post was awful. My apologies.

I don’t get it, are you a lesbian? A man has urges

she gives me bjs regularly, and I finger her

You need to express to her again that you are uncomfortable with her discussing your sex life with her mom and her girlfriends, like to such an extent that it could make or break the relationship. If she really cared about you, she would respect your feelings, but on the other hand it sounds like you have a pretty healthy relationship. Still though, she's kind of an asshole for putting you in an uncomfortable situation as well as involving other people.

If I was interested in the opportunity, then yeah I would have sex. I have nothing against it. I'm not trying to be chaste or anything like that. This could illustrate it - I've never sailed a sailboat, never experienced the primal joy of seafaring as men of the coasts have since time immemorial, but that doesn't mean I have anything against sailing.

20 I fuck a tinder chick like once every 2 months, been reading a lot on game so Im gonna try to score those lays once I turn 21 and can escape dick island engineering at the clubs

fpbp

I diagnose you spiritually lesbian
eat more red meat

I'm 23 and a virgin. All interpersonal relationships are difficult for me, including friends and family, and the vulnerability required to make a move romantically or sexually has always been too much for me. I don't think I fear rejection so much as I fear being transparent.

I used to be a bit of a romantic from afar but those thoughts don't even come to me anymore. I feel wrong inside sometimes but I'm probably just slow to learn.

Not bad, have a wife and a mistress.

yeah, I should probably mention her girlfriend that she talks to is the actual girlfriend of my best friend that I've been friends with since I was 2 years old. So everything she tells her about our sex life is relayed to my best friend

Read Apophthegmata Patrum, OP.
Sex is for the weak

Good luck user!

>I diagnose you spiritually lesbian
>eat more red meat
That is some top tier advice.

my gf is usually the one eating meat

I set up a date, last minute I cancel. I've been doing this for 3 years and I don't know what to do.

There was a T.V. commercial I remember as a kid that had the tagline "How's Your Love-life?" Must have been the early seventies...

I was an incel until early college. Was a very late bloomer, had sex with a dozen or so women between then and now, and finally realized that it wasn't what I was looking for. Now I'm a volcel trying to get closer to God while also trying to reconcile my hatred towards women for being so inferior to men. The only women I truly have loved is my mother and I know that's a sin

I thought you died in Mendota, Ed

Well i just left my college girlfriend yesterday because the semester is ending and i want to fuck other girls but now i have to find a girl to fuck at home which is annoying but not impossible. but i'm pretty fucking depressed now. Only my second breakup ever

Which book user

history of sexuality vol 1

Thanks

Are you in publishing lol?

alcohol, my friend. try it sometime

Pathetic.

I AM VERY ATTRACTIVE AND EXTREMELY ALLURING TO WOMEN. BUT I DO NOT ABUSE MY POWER AS I DID IN THE PAST

THIS IS A SCREENSHOT OF MY TINDER. AS YOU CAN SEE I ATTRACT SOME OF THE EARTH'S MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. I HAVE SEVERAL SCREENSHOTS CONTAINING OTHER WOMEN; I HAVE OVER 250 MATCHES ALL TIME

I HAVE NOT HAD SEX SINCE JULY 2018 AS I DO NOT PURSUE WOMEN; THEY PURSUE ME. SEX AND WOMEN ARE OVERRATED AND DILUTE THE BODY, SOUL, AND MIND. THOSE WHO SEEK IT OUT MOST ARE PROFOUNDLY UNCLEAN AND CALCIFIED. I MUST BE IN A VERY DESPERATE STATE OF MIND TO SUCCUMB TO THESE BASE URGES

SEX IS A BARGAINING TOOL USED BY WOMEN TO CONTROL WEAK MEN. BY DENYING THEM THEIR NATURAL BIOLOGY I MAINTAIN MY SPIRITUAL AND MASCULINE PURITY, LEAVING THEM GROVELING EVEN MORE FOR THE CHANCE TO DEBASE IT. IF I DO REQUIRE SEX, I HAVE MULTIPLE SUCCUBI ONE TEXT MESSAGE AWAY

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Madeline said ok and Ciara seems cool.

But how many duels have you won?

Fucked my boyfriend's mouth in the shower tonight and came on him so pretty alright. Been having a hard time getting it up lately, though. Feels bad man. Why is this on Yea Forums?

Morning Foucault

CIARA UNMATCHED ME. IN FACT, ALL OF THEM DID EXCEPT MADELINE

I HAVE WON MANY INTERNET DUELS. BECAUSE OF MY PHYSICAL SUPERIORITY, NO MAN HAS YET CHALLENGED ME TO A REAL DUEL, WHICH I WOULD SURELY WIN

why do you get unmatched

Come back when you're undefeated in at least 62 professional duels. Miyamoto had a wife and kids, you know.

guess

I DO NOT KNOW. I BELIEVE IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FICKLE NATURE OF WOMEN, WHO HAVE NO CONCEPT OF MORALS OR HONOR WHATSOEVER. IN ANY CASE, THERE ARE MILLIONS OF OTHER WOMEN WHO WILL ALWAYS LUST AFTER ME

>honor
>on tinder
Don't look in a gopher hole expecting to find a a gator.

My sex life is non-existent and I am pretty happy with it at this point. I think "meaningless" sex as a purely physical act is disgusting. A passionate one-time encounter or a short affair, even if interesting in the moment is also ultimately meaningless and therefore not something I'd want to engage in. I am staring to realize I can only honestly have sex with someone I could envision marrying in the future. And as it is, I'm starting to doubt whether sex before marriage even makes sense. I wanted to make that concession , where if you honestly believe you could stay with that person for a long time, you can have sex, just because that person due to the commonly accepted behavior might not want to wait that long, but as I grow older I am becoming less compromising so it is quite possible that I would even be willing to renounce sex entirely until marriage. Of course, don't confuse this for me opting to hold out for someone special who is going to stir butterflies in my stomach or some such nonsense. At a certain age you realize that you get a partner and start a family because you want to do so, you choose someone who is at least tolerable physically to you while posesssing the best possible character traits you look for in a partner, namely character traits that make you respect a person on its own merits. Then, because of that respect and because of the belief that this person is someone who you could work with to solve problems, you expend energy to work through your issues and raise a functional family. And doing this I imagine can be quite rewarding relative to physical or superficially emotional encounters. I am still lazy and not old enough to fully commit to this idea though. I don't need a partner right nor a family of my own right now and from what I can casually observe, the average person out there is rather subpar when it comes to desired character traits. So there is really no motivation for me to do anything. I am equally comfortable imagining myself as a hermit or a monk or living in a community where that community as a whole is something I'd direct my attention and care towards. So to go back to your question, I am comfortable not having sex and I can honestly say that this has also improved my judgement of character in the opposite sex. I have had a lot of fun picking out women just as potential platonic friends (ie someone I'd want to hang out with, with no other motives) and you get to see a lot of them are quite unlikeable as people even if the facade even is outwardly pleasant, feminine and attractive. And I do not mean here talking about obvious bitches (a lot of whom are really crying for help and might not even be that bad) but about well-put together women who display grace, a lot of them are completely pre-occupied by things I have no interest in and I would call some of them even outright malevolent.

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also nice cope faggot