Book is more than 600 pages

>book is more than 600 pages

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>book is less than 600 pages

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>book is precisely 600 pages

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>book has a ‘Schrödinger’s Page’, which does not exist until you flip past page 599, so it is not known whether it is less, equal to, or greater than 600 pages
:3

The ideal novel length is between 100 and 150 thousand words. No need to argue over it, it's a fact.

>the book isn't a 900 pages long epic that aspires to meticulously describe the experiences of numerous people coming from various economic, ethnic and cultural backgrounds

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>600 pages is a book

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>ethnic
no thanks

>book isn't written on a mobius strip that directly broadcasts the author's racist thoughts in real time

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>not seeing beams

That’s a novella, user.

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cancer

>Saying something you just made up is a fact

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Count of Montecristo

I don't read a book if it's longer than 30 pages. I just look it up on spraknotes.

Depends on the novella

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30s? Yes/no? Enjoying the attention? Listen just tell me 46 and we’re good. Confirm it one more time :3

46

>not reading at least 100 pages a day

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>30 pages book
>...
>But it's Hegel
>TAM TAM TAAAAAAAM

So 2666 by Bolaño?

>not reading a book a day

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>homosexual background poster

homosexual background?