>book is more than 600 pages
Book is more than 600 pages
>book is less than 600 pages
>book is precisely 600 pages
>book has a ‘Schrödinger’s Page’, which does not exist until you flip past page 599, so it is not known whether it is less, equal to, or greater than 600 pages
:3
The ideal novel length is between 100 and 150 thousand words. No need to argue over it, it's a fact.
>the book isn't a 900 pages long epic that aspires to meticulously describe the experiences of numerous people coming from various economic, ethnic and cultural backgrounds
>600 pages is a book
>ethnic
no thanks
>book isn't written on a mobius strip that directly broadcasts the author's racist thoughts in real time
>not seeing beams
That’s a novella, user.
cancer
>Saying something you just made up is a fact
Count of Montecristo
I don't read a book if it's longer than 30 pages. I just look it up on spraknotes.
Depends on the novella
30s? Yes/no? Enjoying the attention? Listen just tell me 46 and we’re good. Confirm it one more time :3
46
>not reading at least 100 pages a day
>30 pages book
>...
>But it's Hegel
>TAM TAM TAAAAAAAM
So 2666 by Bolaño?
>not reading a book a day
>homosexual background poster
homosexual background?