The fuck didn't Dodgers hit that?
The fuck didn't Dodgers hit that?
Mason Watson
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Eli Russell
No holes
Brody Edwards
Do we know if the Martian clean would actually be considered attractive to most people of his species in that continuity? Also Martian Man tricked him get you basically would have the worst job on the planet if he marries her.
Jonathan Howard
She's the equivalent of a Xenomorph in Dodgers' eyes.
Jacob Morgan
Like most of Daffy's traits, he flip flops on his interest in her. It's safe to assume they eventually get together.
Ethan Richardson
He wouldn't settle for a woman who lost ms. Yea Forums
Levi Bell
I miss RelatedGuy.
Isaac Clark
She was dethpicable
Andrew Peterson
He's still Daffy Duck. Obliviousness is simply his nature.
Eli Russell
He's knocking up Yea Forums waifus in paradise now. We should all be so lucky
Brody King
>he's gay
>Tina has him on lock
Carson Wood
She ain’t got a mouth nor is she a duck. Daffy wants his own Lola Bunny, but instead he’s stuck with some queer Martian bitch lusting after him.
Jacob Anderson
What did the tweet about his death say? mobile.twitter.com
Ryder Young
Brandon Hernandez
Juan Rodriguez
They both lost. Jobbers belong together.
Austin Richardson
>The fuck didn't Dodgers hit that?
would you fuck a bitch that ain't got no mouth or nose? Chances are that she doesn't even have an orifice to hit considering how Martian anatomy is lacking them. All you have left is a murderous war-mongering psycho bitch who you can't even properly tell to shut her mouth.
Luke Richardson
Because the hot alien queen chasing after and getting rejected by Daffy fucking Duck is funny.
Jacob Wright
The more I find out about people who make porn the more convinced I am that it is an objective evil.
Zachary Edwards
>didn't get married because of a lie
It still pisses me off
Bentley Wright
Might as well as why didnt a regular person fuck a gorilla.
Adrian Brooks
Saving himself for Bugs
Brandon Watson
He lost by:
>1 VOTE
1 VOTE
>1 VOTE
1 VOTE
>1 VOTE
1 VOTE
Asher Price
Ichi Voto?
Xavier Flores
Who, Jack? Daffy lost by 40. Jack was robbed btw.
Hunter Parker
Daffy ain't much of a duck though. He can't even fly or swim.
Nathaniel Myers
Does the term "vagina dentata" mean anything to you?
Austin Gray
He has standards.
Also ducks have corkscrew dicks...
Gavin Reyes
Who cares?
Spinel stole the 2019 election just like Biden stole the 2020 one
Jaxson Rodriguez
His beak also comes off.
Jonathan Richardson
He almost did marry her (and thus almost became King of Mars) until Marvin manipulated him into rejecting her.
Cooper Sullivan
Wyatt Roberts
This was explained years ago.
Julian Garcia
Daffy has a long history of being a faggot like that.
Juan Ward
He ain't a simp
Parker Rogers
so did he off himself or what?
Jaxson Edwards
They all were actors. Or, if you want an in-universe explanation, not enough brain (given that one episode).
Jeremiah Wood
Cursed
Kevin Powell
Daffy is a volcel
I respect him
Jose Martin
Why is duck dodgers the only good thing to come out off the loony tunes since the original shorts?
Evan Moore
Every other thing either just repeats the beats of the originals coming across as lukewarm rehashes (LT Cartoons, Back in Action, Wabbit), does something too different that alienates purists (Loonatics, LTS, Baby Looney Tunes) or is plain and simple a naked cashgrab (both Space Jams).
Only Duck Dodgers and, arguably, Taz-Mania find the sweet spot of feeling fresh and not shadowed by the originals but still feeling like Looney Tunes.
Oliver Cooper
he was a martian all along
Blake Russell
>that text
mentally stunted incel moment
Aaron Hill
do you mean the pic or the post?
Christopher Sanchez
>wanting to have children
>unprotected sex and risking STDs and unwanted pregnancies
Camden Morgan
the pic
Gabriel Johnson
The answer plebians can't handle
Caleb Taylor
>newfag took the meme seriously
Many such cases
Asher Powell
The pic is based on a Resident Evil 4 meme and Daffy has his lisp.
Andrew Perez
go away election tourist
Jace Gonzalez
I would do it if only to watch Marvin seethe that his waifu queen is married to the person he hates most
Dominic Walker
Ducks almost exclusively reproduce through forced rape. It's not a pleasant experience for either duck.
Wyatt Parker
Because he’s a giga omga, ultra maximum chad who doesn’t simp to any good pair of childbearing hips he sees
Joseph Jenkins
Lincoln Long
Caleb Edwards
Joshua Martinez
Jose Gutierrez
Invasion of the Bunny Snatchers was on point. It even accurately predicts the future of the Looney Tunes from that point on.
Michael Nelson
I thought that line was her mouth, why is it so high up on her face
Brody Nguyen
It does its own thing without breaking away from what people want in their Looney Tunes.
Liam Phillips
Make up