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First up, I have a planned final comic starting on May 29th that would go through the last five days. It’s Tails Gets Trolled. The whole main series. I’ll need to know if there’s any reason why I shouldn’t do it.
Last night was quick but we’re still going with random comics and this time there’s a lot more! We’ll start with a comic series where Sonic slows down and enjoys things at a more leisurely pace. This is Gotta Go.
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Also, last thread had an update for Sonic Retold, The Heart of a Monster, and Sonic Phantom Forces AU. Check the OP of the last thread for posts replying to it.
Unofficial Sonic Storytime: Various Stories #33
Sebastian Gutierrez
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Bentley Sanders
>Tails Gets Trolled
BASED
Ryder Barnes
>for the love of men
Sounds kind of gay.
Jaxson Collins
>Tails Gets Trolled
Do it!
Isaac Perez
>It’s Tails Gets Trolled
LETS
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nathan Peterson
Sonic not going fast is like Knuckles not going... strong?
Nice!
Carson Foster
>Tails Gets Trolled
RIP in pepperoni, conductor
Sebastian Perry
I assume the boss for that zone is Eggman as the manager.
Getting good reactions so far.
Adam Jackson
That's a reasonable reaction.
I don't want to go on another vacation.
Matthew Parker
I've never read Tails get trolled. I'm not sure I want it though.
Isaac Johnson
>nes cartridge into an snes
No Sonic, that is not nice.
Wyatt Myers
Oh hey, I know that face.
It's a shitpost epic that's over 700 pages. It'd take us 5 days to do them all.
David Myers
>I don't want to go on another vacation
Too bad, you’re going to Brazil
Charles Gomez
>Sounds kind of gay.
Just looked it up and there's not even a shirtless guy on the cover. 0/10, would not read!
>chili-dog in a can
That's probably the most cursed thing I've seen for the entire Ride.
Embrace it Sonic, you're a fount of creativity!
It's no Tamers, but it's very enjoyable.
John Green
>Tails Gets Trolled
Enjoy getting raided by absolute retards for the entire duration of it, Conductor. I'm not interested in sticking around to see how bad it gets so I'll just count whatever you do on May 28th as the last comic.
Justin Rodriguez
It's easy for Sonic to empty his mind. There's not much in there!
Grayson Young
Nor have I, but I'll be nice to not have to worry about if the next comic is going to be more Sonic related rape.
Gabriel Roberts
>Bazil
>Remembers Brazilian Mega Man
Now THAT was a shitpost of a comic.
Benjamin Hall
>too bad we can't eat that
Not with that attitude.
Damn and I don't even speak Brazilianese.
Nolan Ortiz
I don't want it wither, but I can always just go to the Movie Sonic threads we occasionally have here or on Yea Forums instead. Not like what will come after this Ride will be worth engaging with either.
Jordan Morales
>Tails Gets Trolled
LEEETSS GOOOO
Ayden Cox
No, the SNES doesn't work like that. Also what's your favorite SNES games, conductor?
Joshua Parker
Not much of a snow person. I'd rather hibernate.
>Just looked it up and there's not even a shirtless guy on the cover. 0/10, would not read!
Now now, you're not supposed to judge a book by its cover!
Charles Richardson
This is boring as fuck jesus
Brandon Howard
>chaotix svu
I need this.
It's going to be an event for the ages... if it doesn't get me in trouble.
Brody Taylor
I was actually expecting a followup to this.
Let's see that enthusiasm after a couple days of it.
Evan Howard
>I need this.
>SVU
Oh so we need to break out the Knuckles the Rapist comics again?
Joseph Martin
I'm going to assume that Sonic can't compete in any of the swimming events for the Olympics games.
Either the Mario or Kirby All-Stars Collections. I'm a sucker for multiple games in one.
Leo Russell
That's one of the villains from A Hat in Time.
Landon Phillips
I've just been skimming.
Nicholas Garcia
Sonic needs to stop being a freeloading loser. He can't just rest on his saving the world exploits as well as his brother's couch.
>there's more than one
Oliver White
>The Chaotix Files-Where different cases mirror various detective/cop shows
>SVU, Magnum P.I., The Equalizer, Detective Conan, Spenser for HireCity Hunter, Miami Vice, 21 Jump Street, etc.
Jeremiah Sanders
It's just trees and an Eggman boss fight. Pretty easy one at that.
I knew that blob looked familiar. I think there's a PS2 game with one that looks like that too.
Jace Stewart
Damn, Tikal doesn't have much patience for a simple mistake.
Isaac Ortiz
So close to Loss
Elijah Long
>Mario All-Stars
Good taste. You had the All-Stars+SMW cart?
Brandon Gray
If you knew how to spin dash, would you use it? I expect a lot of holes in the wall and spinal injuries.
Xavier White
So, we just became a less vulgar Sonic for Hire.
Logan Bailey
Consider that the person she most frequently interacts with is TARDckles.
Xavier Anderson
>Now now, you're not supposed to judge a book by its cover!
That's literally how I pick out romance novels, if they can't get Fabio or at least someone with an open silk shirt, then they're not trying.
I honestly wouldn't mind a Sonic-themed police procedural. Sonic and Knuckles could be the detectives, Tails the lab tech, Shadow the DA, and Silver the coroner. The possibilities are endless!
I'd watch/read that!
Cooper Anderson
Randoms that actually use the catalog will join for sure.
Adrian Kelly
I'm afraid Tails has Sigma. Sigma balls!
Damn.
Never had an SNES but I had friends that did and just played it whenever I had the chance.
Jaxson Lopez
>Tails Gets Trolled
Well, fuck, that's going to make a clean sweep of the awards. It won't take everything, but it's walking away with at least 1/4th of it.
Hudson Ross
How come all the Sonic clones are edgy? Why hasn't there been a nicer Sonic clone?
A very zen and calming version.
Please be patient with Knuckles.
Christopher Collins
Will Sonic come back to his hero duties? Who knows! This is the last comic for now. Let's move on.
Ethan Sanchez
Fucking finally
Jordan Ortiz
>How come all the Sonic clones are edgy? Why hasn't there been a nicer Sonic clone?
Remember when Sonic was notable for being relatively edgy? The "mascot with attitude" got sanitized to shit, so all his copies have to be assholes as contrast.
Eli Baker
The art was nice, but the plot for these was frustratingly milquetoast.
That's what's nice about Fleetway Sonic, he at least kept the snark.
Blake Ortiz
This cover is a lie because this first issue doesn't involve Tikal or Pacha in the slightest! In fact, the only mobian is an OC! But there's recognizable badniks so it can stay. This is Master and Chaos.
Caleb Evans
porn
Matthew Clark
>oc shit
godamn fuck
Cameron Turner
>present day
Thanks for letting us know.
He was edgy by 90s standards and when compared to Mario. He's really just an impatient teen with an attitude.
Yeah the comics were whatever. I think a series of Sonic failing to adjust to the slow life would be better with good humor.
Dominic Nguyen
It's not THE Grounder but it is a Grounder. So I'm fine with that.
Luis Hill
But I NEED my Tikal fix, if I don't get my daily dose I cannot be held liable for what I'll do
Nathaniel Cruz
Should normal badniks have personalities? I remember the ones in STC talking and being pretty brutal despite having cute animals inside.
It does give off that vibe and the title doesn't help.
Landon Morales
No respect for the motobugs!
She just fired Sonic and is on her break. Sorry.
Asher Hernandez
It's the thing!
Adrian Perez
Um...
Lucas Sullivan
What's going on over there?
Andrew Lee
>Tikal
Nigga, give me Shade.
Easton Reed
MURDERER!
Anthony Watson
Oh, if only it was Sonic!
Jayden Carter
Calm down, girl. I think those badniks have little animals inside!
Oliver Cruz
>grounder
Come on, you can't make him intimidating.
Levi Robinson
Cowardly move, Grounder!
Robert Richardson
To be fair he was only edgy compared to Mario, who was the only major game Mascot in 1991 besides, Mega Man?(if he was Capcom's mascot at that point)
Blake Price
>you can't make him intimidating.
Now Scratch on the other hand...
Levi Brooks
Nice ass.
Adrian Perez
At least you're getting a warning.
Sonic Genesis did by making him a giant robot.
Owen Ross
Sapient basic badniks? Outside of Hangin Out? Madness.
Juan Clark
Well, she did warn him.
Jordan Watson
This Grounder is very, very efficient. It's frightening.
Bentley Martin
>Sonic Genesis
Ehhh, I'll give you Scratch, but not Grounder
Josiah Reed
Make sure no one's looking before you lose your composure.
Not that common but interesting when it does come up.
Ian Perry
CAT ASS
Charles Garcia
Cat tats, nice
Logan Gray
Genesis Grounder wasnt even truly sentient. You can't really count him in terms of being a threat since he was just a mindless terror unit.
Kayden Sanders
And now she let's the impostor syndrome drop.
Charles Mitchell
And that's that for this series. One more thing before we go to our first break.
Thomas Thompson
no we don't need that blue menace here conductor, things will just get worse with his involvement