No wonder DC animated movies are flopping. It’s literally 2022 and their super-heroines are still dressed like hookers.
>Hsinav snagro ym ekam!
No wonder DC animated movies are flopping. It’s literally 2022 and their super-heroines are still dressed like hookers
Levi Lewis
Noah Rogers
I just can't take her seriously without fishnets.
Dylan Wood
Really? Bare leg isn't doing it for you?
William Robinson
>po si a gaf.
That’s how you write like zatanna.
Anthony Collins
>it's 2022 and the only good capeshit is when their heroines are dressed like hookers
sdnomla ym setavitca yllaer ti
Thomas Myers
You're still doing it wrong.
Nathan Martin
Reggin
Jaxson Morgan
>no Constantine animated film wrapping up the loose ends from the 2014-2015 show
Worst timeline
Nicholas Sanders
You idiot, the words are backwards, not the sentence
Logan Anderson
Is she the same one from the DC movies?
Chase Diaz
Do you seriously expect these people to actually know who Zatanna is?
Chase Wright
So much for get woke go broke. Rightoids are all pirating incels who won’t support the “blond white chad” have sex with the trad loving goth girlfriend.
Meanwhile the average leftist is paying for twenty streaming services and buying comics of gay Constantine getting his back blown out by the BBC
Jaxson Watson
Dc does what marveldon't.
Kevin Reed
>super-heroines are still dressed like hookers
this is a good thing btw
Hudson Bailey
Would You like full suit Zee, OP?
Give them a pass, animating fishnet is time consuming
Carson Wood
Lose money?
Henry Powell
>reversing the word order
Fraud
Juan Sanders
You're trying way too hard dude.
>paying for twenty streaming services and buying comics of gay Constantine getting his back blown out by the BBC
Yeah, sure, that's exactly why Tom Taylor has been spending his free time coping on Twitter.
Christian Morales
>Give them a pass, animating fishnet is time consuming
traditionally the animation shortcut for fishnets is to make the legs a grayer tone to imply sheer-style stockings.
Evan Scott
Nylons are not the same as fishnets.
Lucas Fisher
They're close enough for a cartoon.
Ayden Turner
>Zee is doomed to be forever shackled the Constantine
>worse, it's the pussy modern Constantine
>Also no sexy stage magician costume anymore
It's not fair and I hate it.
Let Dini do an ongoing again you assholes.
Jaxon Stewart
JLD Rebirth Zatanna is really suffering
>Book got canceled thanks to Dark Crisis even when she finally got to lead the team and still learning for it
>Williamson ignoring Upside Down Man that imprisoned on her body
>get vanished along other leaguers but no statue and not mentioned at the Eulogy by Dick
Paul Dini really need back and slap that hack Williamson
Gabriel Cooper
This is the animated film wrapping up those loose ends. Matt Ryan Constantine is trapped in eternal damnation while some JJ Abrams charlatan replaces him. The end.
Zachary Allen
Oliver Carter
You know that isn't skin on her thighs, it's pants, right?
Chase Kelly
Still needs fishnets.
Austin Miller
Angel Hughes
Levi Collins
wew, DC sexy ladies is back
Joshua Richardson
Constantine goes both ways
Levi Ramirez
>So much for get woke go broke
Terminator Dark Fate was one of the biggest bombs in the history of cinema.
Birds of Prey did poorly despite the popularity of Harley.
Gillette lost billions after their toxic masculinity commercial.
Watchmen tv & Lovecraft Country were both canceled despite being critical darlings.
Christian Cooper
Can't get off without the stockings, ngl
Henry Sanchez
Black Panther and Avatar made a billions
Joseph Phillips
It's a well-known scientific fact that fishnet stockings are the only thing that can prevent magical power from escaping through the thighs.
Mason Jenkins
Based and magipilled
Sebastian Diaz
It wrapped up the last movie continuity's events and possibly set-up the animated Crisis on Infinity Earths adaptation.
Alexander Davis
Isn't warner and DC like gen times more woke shit than marvel?
Xavier Roberts
>zee turns into a succubus cause constantine feels guilty, not because he's in hell
johnny boy lost it all
Jackson Gonzalez
Indeed her thighs is precious
Well that not the same Zatanna for sure. Haven't watch the movie yet
Grayson Brooks
Colton Rivera
DC should have made Zee and Doctor Fate stars instead of Marvel's Scarlet Witch and Strange.
Anthony Williams
Sauce on this?
Isaiah Price
Black Panther was riding off MCU hype, the character being well received by everyone in Civil War. Plus BP wasn't really woke, the BLM guy was the villain. A movie being centered around non whites in a non white country isn't automatically woke.
Avatar wasn't woke, everyone is against genocidal colonization except for the absolute most irredeemable barbarians like the Aztec and pacific cannibals which the blue cats are most certainty not.
Jonathan Martinez
Don't forget that DCSHG seems to be canceled. Poor Zatanna can't catch a break.
Lincoln James
Cope.
Black Panther was coasting hard off of how absurdly black it was and tried to guilt the oscars into giving schlocky capeshit a real award because of how black they were.
Avatar is patent white guilt dressed up as scifi but let's be real it was only successful because a very expensive gimmick.
Wokeshit can end up being successful especially when they pay out the ass to make sure they can't fucking fail.
Robert Turner
Constantine The House of Mystery.
Jaxon Garcia
Man, there aren't any news from the show that make me almost forgot it. Glad there are that crossover movie with TT Go
Jonathan Harris
That's actually an original way to mix the stage magician and superhero suit aesthetic.
Me think it looks good. What movie I hope its not Constantine
Justin Nelson
>Gillette lost billions after their toxic masculinity commercial
This is flase, learn how to read the stock market line properly next time
>everyone is against genocidal colonization
Except Yea Forums
Noah Carter
Zatanna is made to suffer, it's her sole purpose in life.
Landon Cruz
it's literally CURRENT YEAR and tastless homos like you keep ruining everything with your terrible choices
>Hsinav stoggaf eseht ekam!
Eli Anderson
paradoomed
Jeremiah Ward
2022 and not only you're slut-shamming but making fun of those poor persons that had to turn to sex-work to have a living.
Add that to the fact that you're oppresing women their right to their sexuality.
Liam Reyes
Its just not Zatanna without fishnets
David Thomas
You think that would help it get more views. It helped Batman and Harley quinn
Sebastian Gutierrez
>cherrypicked examples out of dozens of woke projects over the last few years
We're at the stage where there's been enough woke shit to conclusively prove you wrong.
Austin Long
Honestly that what I adore from her. Her life is full of tragedies, she make some big mistakes and guilts ridden by it. DC magic is full of dark shit and brooding people and yet She is still trying to share happiness with her magic and keep going on.
It's like Tobey Peter at Spider-Man 2 that keep being punished yet people root for him
David Kelly
>Pony Zatanna
Whew, glad this shit'll fade from the public consciousness in a few years.
Dominic Jones
I’m okay with it, as a matter of fact their costumes should be skimpier.
Besides why are you complaining, what are you GAY?
Aaron Sanders
>Black Panther was coasting hard off of how absurdly black it was
But the content wasn't woke, blacks just got tricked into believing an illusion
>and tried to guilt the oscars into giving schlocky capeshit a real award because of how black they were.
Oscar are nothing and an Oscar for best score is less than nothing
>Avatar is patent white guilt dressed up as scifi but let's be real it was only successful because a very expensive gimmick.
And the white hero won.
It's that kind of movie where rightoids hate it for being pro natives and leftoids hate it for being pro white hero.
Leo Stewart
I'd flop on Zatanna.