At night

>at night
>walk into your room
>see this reading your texts

what you do

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>aliens in my room again

just go to sleep like usual

i check those quads

ftpbtp

>Did you read that?
>Y-yeah user, that was pretty go-
>SHUT UP!
>W-why are you scre-
>Sorry, but now you have to eat all the eggs.

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i'm very lonely.

"Oh, you filthy, fair sexed, flog craving cunt. I knew you couldn't be trusted."
I brandish my paddle, and my cat-o-nine tails; weaved from the finest Teflon.
She winces, and gushes.
"I've told you once, I've told you 1,000x. Never place your beady eyes on my sacred writings. You don't have the wherewithal; let alone the guile to even stomach these verses."
I lower my striking hand; her trembling is enough. She gets off easy,
This time....

√'d em. √'d em good.

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40% of the population is, user.

I make her sit on my face [\spoiler]

How do you do that '√'?
OwO

ctrl+c ctrl+v

bump

The sacred manuscripts have been ruined by thine eyes overlooking them; return at once from whence you came, whore. Never set foot in mine castle once more.

Who's that?

Fuck yeah.

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I WANT ANSWERS YOU DOUBLY QUEER GLOW NIGGER FAGGOT

Women can't read, much less use computers, you silly.

anya taylor joy (see: ayy lmao)

square rooted them?

>it's just him typing "based" and "checked" over and over again

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anya is cute

>implying i have any friends to text
>implying i use my phone for anything but browsing the internet in bed

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I send her to the discipline room downstairs since She has been naughty.

cute legs

KATIE I LOVE YOU :3

Checked
I'd slap her on the thighs desu

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Ahem. Today Butterfly will make sure that she can bring her feet above her head and massage her pussy whenever she feels like it :3 sure, she will have cringed hard while reading this, but then she will proceed to do it like IMMEDIATELY.

I made her masturbate on the job, and she probably did tell everyone it was her boyfriend. She's been telling people I'm her boyfriend. Just do the damn stretches Butterfly.

where did you get that number from?

who?

Butterfly will massage her pussy today for me! >:3 thank you baby. You are my baby girl. My sweet baby girl.

>flog craving cunt

Nice one, Punchy!

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shameful display

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I shoot her in the back of the head and throw the body off a bridge.

I have stuff to hide

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