ITT: Boomer humor

Women are le bad, am I right fellow boomers?!

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The American Revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for humanity.

They are sinful yes

>tfw you are the job and they fire you for yelling some harmless racial slurs at customers

Fucking hell.

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were women even allowed to read in the 17th century?

Most people were illiterate in the 1600s.

boomers btfo

I blame everything on them being allowed to vote.

Well, them and the jews.

Heh

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they look better dressed than the men of the same period so why not

LOL

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Not Boomer.

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>A brilliant society wedding took place last night at Grace Church, the contracting parties being Miss Helen Strongmind, the well-known young stock broker of Wall Street, and Mr. Percy Lightweight, the beautiful and fascinating brunette whose come-out ball was such a society event of the early season. The bridesmen were the most beautiful that have been seen at any wedding this year. They were Clarence Tulip, Chauncey Maybud, and Willie Highfly, all of whom were chums of the groom at Madame Devere’s Seminary for Young Men. The bridegroom was attired in a handsome close-fitting silk dress, which showed to advantage the lines of his svelte form, and he held in his hands a magnificent bunch of lilies. The officiating minister was the Rev. Mary Walker.

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and if youll look out your window youll see an user seething

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I know this isn't supposed to have a point beyond provoking visceral outrage but I blame the parents more in cases of internet grooming than the kid. If you give a child unsupervised internet access and never teach them how to stay safe on the internet, what tf do you expect?
>blame the GROOMERS
Yeah sure but groomers gonna groom, they'll always be a thing on the internet so complaining about them without offering a solution is all moral signalling.

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LOL

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>groomers gonna groom, they'll always be a thing on the internet
Not true. They popped up too fast and in too high numbers for it to be anything but a current trend. It's this whole rainbow people shit; people don't quite know how to treat it yet. The open-minded folks are too eager to be included in it, the closed-minded folks have an overblown fear of it, the whole thing will probably stabilize and become a casual and well-balanced aspect of society eventually but for now we're stuck with people going full retard on all fronts until America finally gets around to starting and finishing its imminent civil war.

There'll be some grooming, but there's gonna be less of it and people will be less gullible about it compared to now.

>her own man's size pay envelope

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>Tonight's Episode: The Writer's Barely Disguised Fetish

> America finally gets around to starting and finishing its imminent civil war
When it happens, what happens to the return of the Cold War threats we’re also dealing with? I’m pretty ready for the shit to hit the fan in about 3 years.

Name one thing worthwhile about women apart from their pussies.

Their boobs

>fudge and almonds separate.
It was all worth it

They don't complain as much as you

Don't worry, BRICS is falling apart too. Even if they come out on top they won't stay there for any longer than, say, 50 years or so.

Honestly, the US could easily get out of this mess if its leadership stopped dismissing the competence of its rivals and went after them as hard as they've been going after the US for a while now. Maybe even consider acknowledging the degeneracy of their own system and shore up the cracks a little. For all this talk about glowies and shadow men, their intelligence fucking blows because they have to pretend they give a shit about accountability.

Boobs aren't even that good dude, they're either small or they're out of shape and start sagging at age 30 tops. Asses too. You gotta start allowing your brain to fetishize other stuff if you want to keep a viable strike zone in your later years.

My wife complains all the time about nonsense

If you really think about it, men control the world. Men are the ones that give women their rights. Men are the ones defending their rights. If one day, all the men in the world suddenly stop caring about women rights, no amount of women power can change that. Women will stay go back to the kitchen and be grateful for it.

Keep praying for that day user. It's the only way you'll have sex

>You gotta start allowing your brain to fetishize other stuff if you want to keep a viable strike zone in your later years.
Nigga, I ain't ever fucking pussy that's over 30yo, that shit is way past expiration date

>worrying about China
China and Russia are even worse off than the USA which is why they have to be so bold right now.

The entire world is in a shit position and I don’t think a World War is on the table simply because there are no hordes of young people to sustain it.

Something akin to the 30 years war or the 100 years war where you just have armies and mercenaries roving around fighting proxy battles/skirmishes and generally trying to make things as miserable as possible for other people while crushing rebels back home.

Yet I only hear you.

>Nigga, I ain't ever fucking pussy
We know

I'm muslim bro. You don't have to worry for me.

>gf cries to me about how her ass and thighs are going to get huge as she gets old like all the women in her family
>she doesn't know I watched amateur milf porn almost exclusively
Jackpot bros

That's fine. You sound black so you probably won't make it much past 30 anyway; who cares if it's unsustainable.

Yeah...You're the prize in this scenario

Everyone except me is bad. I am the best person ever. If I wasn't, I would be someone else, but I'm me. Meeeeeeee. Everyone should do what I want. The universe exists for my benefit. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

holy fucking cringe

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>literate wife in the 1600s
Excuse me? Divorce her, she's already ruined.
>parent gives their child a phone and unlimited, unmoderated internet access
>it's the internet's fault!
It's depressing to see so many children with stunted development but you know why when you see the mother tapping away on her phone whilst they try to get her attention.
That the kid has open commissions should be lauded however as fuck getting a stable job in this employer's market.
>try our progressive sours
Eh?
If only they knew not only how bad 2001 was but how bang on the mark they were. I guess they had this kind of person back then too. When was this made?
10/10
>her own man's size pay envelope
Unpossible!
kek

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That is literally how boomers think.

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It's not just boomers, that is essentially the american gospel

timeless truths

The more thing change.

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Cute!

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ANKLA

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This can't be real?

Is this that blue bear guy?

>not shaming the woman for not covering up properly

This art has SOUL

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I hate boomers so much it's unreal

The cringe is the post, not who it tries to represent.

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The commies were so good at this shit

AIEEEEEEE

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