How would you get out of this trip?

Father, as much as I love you, I have reached my adolescent years and wish to associate with friends who share similar interests that appeal to my demographic. Perhaps our family bonding may take place on a less inconvenient date?

Max should have just given up his ass. I mean, sure Goofy's literally hung better than a horse, but still.

This
Dad. I've actually scheduled an appointment with a girl next friday. If we could either be back before then or go on the trip after next friday that would be great.

Tell the old man you're trying to smash, if anyone will understand it's him.

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Ask him to postpone the trip until after the party because I have a date with a hot girl.

>People saying Max was the only person in the wrong
Goofy admitted he kinda forced this shit on Max.

youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM

This is literally me and my dad

Dad, I am going to get pussy this coming Friday. Let me have this.

By not doing a solo lipsync battle.

Max is the kid most stop being friends in high school

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Holy shit can I get an autograph from your dad? big fan.

Why do I picture a drunk Donald and Pete laughing at Max's failures?

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Simply ask if we can't take a detour to the concert. Seriously, clear, open communication would solve 99% of problems in fiction.

Her dad would've blocked Max

Cards on the table, seeing as my dad is dead, I can't really see a dad taking his son on a road trip as a bad thing. I'd kill for that.

I like fishin

Perhaps, but that's a separate issue entirely.

Same, when I finally got to spend time with my own father traveling it was great. I knew a kid like Max who did all these things to be 'cool' and everyone just thought he was an attention whore.

>"im trying to finger blast this lightskinned redhead dad, stop cramping my style"

Simply ask to postpone it a week and mention you have a date. It's summer Vacation after all. Plenty of time for the trip.

Goofy is a fucking Chad.

I wouldn't. My dad died when I was 15. Max is a selfish cunt.

Goofy exudes confidence. Max is ashamed of the Chad aura. What a world.

It's a weird feeling I have. Not exactly regret... but you remind me of my lack of relationship with my dad. I basically didn't do any kind of vacation/relaxing/bonding/hobbies with my dad. He was an air traffic control operator for the air force and I'd go months between seeing him.

I remember he was around some times, but didn't involve me in anything shy of ordering me to help him with various chores. Didn't really learn any mechanic, carpentry or electrician skills from it. I just remember being intimidated by him. My uncle had to tell me what music he listened to.

Max was about to get some neck from a qt redhead, I would be pretty pissed off too.

See it as part of my filial duty and deal with it.

Just don't go.
What's he gonna do? Handcuff you to the seat?

>Didn't really learn any mechanic, carpentry or electrician skills from it
But I'm guessing you learned how to hold a flashlight like a pro.
I'm thankful for youtube and manuals because I didn't learn any know-how from my dad. It's always quicker and more relaxing to do it myself than get any help, I don't get angry at inanimate object.

Ground you. Not pay your allowance. Take away any stuff you might be into. You have to listen to your parents.

Say I have covid

I'd probably hate it at first, but grow to love it. Like almost every family trip I went on.

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>Max was about to get some neck from a qt redhead
What's getting some neck. Is that better or worse than getting some head?

Would Goofy have understood if Max simply told him about Roxanne?

I would want to go on a trip with him

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Max was a brat

Goofy was a boomer

>In this word, dadCHADS get the girl, son KEKS.

I think so, yeah. Goofy was hurt over being lied to, not Max wanting to go to concert.

I went fishing with my dad. Woke me up way too early. I was super tired, freezing, bored, and only caught a small fish that I had to hold for a picture. It was fine.

Max more like Mid amirite

More like Fax

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Flashlights, and a variety of other tools that will be used soon.

This. Goofy is hilarious! It would be so much fun.

Deeper

"I'm 14 dad! Deal with it!"

>"I like Roxanne! I like shitty muzak that tracks as rock/hip hop! I like Powerline! I'm 14, deal with it!"

As parents should

Nice

Is this concept art from a fan for a Goof Troop Sequel... or a porn comic?