Why do cartoon moms always end up with uggos?
Why do cartoon moms always end up with uggos?
Hudson Stewart
Chase Bell
These people aren’t ugly you just have a really shitty self image of what a man is supposed to look like
Parker Stewart
Stop right there, Industrycuck
Leo Cook
>glasses make you ugly
Kayden Martin
Reminder that Jake's Dad is a canonical chad who fought off the Jersey Devil with nothing but a Trombone
Joseph Harris
>wmaf
Wyatt King
based
Jeremiah Morris
this again?
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Jason Peterson
Furthermore I know this is supposed to be some traditionalist complaint about men being disrespected and women being glorified as beautiful and smart, but you’ve actually got your shit ass backwards if you think the tradition is that the man should be more beautiful than his wife to prove dominance or some shit. Sure men are meant to be healthy and put together, but the idea that you would be in a cosmetic competition with your life is totally gay. The wife looks good for her husband, her being beautiful is something she does for him. The man doesn’t look at his wife and say ‘what the hell she’s much prettier than me!’ and try to beat her at being an attractive little flower. I know this sounds harsh but you are experiencing a totally millennial confusion if you actually think a man having an attractive wife is an insult to him.
Ethan Scott
That you would be in a cosmetic competition with your wife*
Jordan White
In short it is gay for a man to covet the beauty of women
Hunter Sullivan
This is not what a man is supposed to be like
Hunter Rodriguez
Does industrycuck have some sort of oedipus complex despite him hating on the nuclear family concept?
Wyatt Moore
All ugly men should be killed.
Nathan Parker
You will never be a woman
Carter Nguyen
Then we wouldn’t have Yea Forums
Justin James
He looks like an organized highly educated and effective person being served a meal by his high class wife who is happy to decorate herself for his sake with the wealth his trained usefulness in society brings them
Leo Taylor
It’s not just moms; older sisters in cartoons get the short end of the stick.
Jose Martin
moot was a chad. just very gay.
Joseph Bailey
Are you fucking stupid that guy is a hot athletic dancer/surfer and a genuine lover. I swear to god you guys have no respect or understand of men yourselves
Leo Clark
Neither of these people are ugly. They look like 5-6's at the very least.
The only example I can think of is Captain Amelia getting with Dr. Doppler. That dog cunt was ugly.
Based. Johnathan put in work.
Nolan Ward
Pic unrelated? He took the time to dye his hair and match eyebrows. That's a high maintenance chad
Jason Hernandez
I only reason I can think of is that they want to fuck Susan or Nani and hate that they are showing romantic feelings to another character.
Which I get because Nani was fuckin' nice.
Cooper Gomez
everyone here is prison gay lusting after the top 0.1% of femboys or a dyke in the closet who hates masculine men.
Christian Myers
Industrycuck is an admitted blacked poster
Nathaniel Butler
Is it true that he was suppose to be revealed as a Werewolf later in the show?
Grayson Richardson
Looks like an average 30-40 something Dad
Dominic Parker
He's a Reddit tier ricecel; full blown "those cavemen are fucking our beautiful Asian women!" He even simps for the mom from Molly McGee.
Andrew Hall
Joshua Rodriguez
I mean you're not wrong, but still you shouldn't say it
David James
If you love the moms so much, why don't you just self insert as the dad?
Jose Russell
Doppler and David are too good for their SOs.
Chase Lee
He'll never be a dad. No one wants to have children with him.
Justin Torres
But Jake dad was fit and good looking
Julian Barnes
Bruh you can look like a caveman and still pull girls. Cope more ugly fat ass nigga. You gets no bitches and thats why you even make these threads.
Carson Hall
He was a scrawny nerd. That’s not what women are into.
Kayden James
>scrawny nerd
>not what women are into.
Oh speak for yourself motherfucker
Josiah Davis
Yeah they are. Women like men who are the opposite of them. Thats why skinny girls date fat men, fat women date skinny men, weak bitches date stong men, therefore stong chicks date little nerds.
David Roberts
kys simp
Liam Flores
Only if you do first, fag
Thomas Martin
>a real woman exists that finds me sexually attractive
incredible
Bentley Miller
There's hope for us pariahs yet
Thomas Rodriguez
>Eltingville helped prevent tomboy erasure
Based beyond all belief.
Anthony Allen
...
Charles Garcia
Women like chads with brains, muscles, and top sexual performance
Asher Perez
>nerdy shy guy
>tall sporty assertive tomboy gf
best combo
Samuel Martinez
>Women like chads who are white, with brains, muscles, and top sexual performance
FTFY
Kevin Morales
Colton Russell
People hate him because he's Christian. Bless Chris Pratt
Jordan Nguyen
>People hate him because he's Christian
That's so hilarious. People who claim to be supportive of diversity can't handle a guy having different religious beliefs than them.
Adam Long
1. Star Lord has none of that, you specially after Endgame and Love & Thunder
2. Twitter hates Chris Pratt and for good reason.
Cringe. Christianity is stupid.
Oliver Bennett
are you the same dude that bitches about mr incredible and his wife?
Zachary Brown
>therefore stong chicks date little nerds
If only, user
Anthony Kelly
Pretty men fuck to preen, ugly men fuck like they got something to prove.
Xavier Parker
It's the very same guy.
Evan Garcia
Cope. He will never be replaced as Star Lord.
Gabriel Scott
Jaxson Powell
And while we're at it, Captain America and Thor are also white chads who will have way more sex than you.
Elijah Allen
Wish fulfillment.
Thomas Mitchell
Bruh, Taika Waititi is in charge now. He’s going to fuck over Star-Lord and Gunn can’t do shit about it.
Luis Sullivan
seethe demon
Blake Butler
Both were replaced by a Black man and a woman respectively. White chads are a myth.
Luis Foster
This. In real life, Susan would NEVER get with Jonathan.