Any books that follow this formula?

The Tunnel

The Holy Bible.

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Always the best answer for this thread.

The Bible is kino.

Pretty Little Liars

milk & honey - rupi kaur

Also fuck off with your YA

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seething brainlet

Someone who is woke highly values the bible’s spiritual worth whilst disowning all organised versions of Christianity.

>>fuck off with your YA
>seething brainlet
go on I'd like to hear more

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Dostoyevsky

The frantic soap operaesque dialogue/plots and my diary desu philosophy captures the heart of brainlets, while a studious man of intelligence can find some real substance and beauty in his works.

Aesop's Fables
The Bhagavad Gita
Predictive Astrology
The American Ephemeris

Dan brown?

A tale of two cities

the Bible is trash

not going to argue over that. The bible definitely follows that formula.

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Pride and Prejudice

Atlas Shrugged

Based

Wrong. Being woke went from believing in flat earth to believing yakub created white people pretty much overnight. Its not muh ascended gnostic master maymay. At all.

it's more like a linear downwards trend

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t. firmly in the middle of the curve

He rapes his sister, Phoebe.

ah, I see you're in the middle phase.

I see someone has already posted Crime and Punishment.

Danielewski by far. I've shown people House of Leaves and Only Revolutions several times, and the majority follow the pattern. retards usually say something like "These look really cool, it's almost like TV!", normies just stare and ask "But why?", and intellectuals end up getting legitimately lost trying to read them
the only exceptions to this for him are Familiar and Fifty Year Sword; the former permanently falls off after normie, and the latter permanently falls off after retard

Almost anything written by YeCarthy or Pynchon

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T. Pseud

Lord of the Rings

Basau'

Fuck...

I think I... get it?
:3

>the bible
Yes
>dan brown
Okay maybe
>james patterson
Hahahha no.

this is actually really good

How do you know which side of the curve you're on. I like to think im on the right aide, but im probably often on the left

B-but that fonction converge towards 0.

;_;[\spoiler]

If you can articulate why the people in the middle could dislike it, then you are probably on the right.

exactly. increased intelligence yields diminishing returns as you oscillate between "how do people believe this garbage" and "oh my god I want to believe this garbage"

I think bloomer should be replaced by "reads it for reasons of anthropology/cultural history", otherwise pretty accurate.

Marx

That's the exact curve that racism takes too.

The Holy Bible

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economics 101 - spice and wolf

This is literally Umberto Eco's curve.

Foucault's Pendulum. Check it out op.
It basically is an enjoyable story just if you're fan of Dan Brown brailet stuff, (he actually predicted the fenomena Dan Brown's book generated), it is boring if you actually pay attention at the details, but as soon as you start interpreting the characters emptiness and intentions it's just pure genius.

Unironically Beckett

12 Rules For Life

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Had a rough relationship with your dad?

the bible definitely adheres to that fomula

I cant imagine anyone intelligent enjoying a self-help book

They would enjoy it for its comedic purposes

How do brainlets even get anything out of that

lmao this

Infinite Jest kinda

>lacks the intelligence to even imagine someone buying a book

I think i know where you fall on the graph there bucko

Being woke is finding out that spirituality is bullshit and does no good morals wise unless you have religious institutions to enforce them.

>The Bible
Best answer

100 IQ won't be fucked. Where does this graph start in terms of intelligence? Is it above average?

lolita.

ive heard normies call it pedo porn

>muh nerdy reference haha

For people who like The Bible:

Do you consider yourselves dumb or intelligent?

Youre not supposed to like it. Youre supposed to appreciate it and revel

I'm a genius and a gentleman

Rojopastillado.

>buddy of mine
>legitimately stupid
>hey I experiment on my friends

Asshole.

A Walking Aphrodisiac, although for me it was kinda relative, I didnt enjoy the same things other people liked

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fucking constant existential crisis
cool people think im smart
i feel so much better

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gravity's rainbow is pretty funny if you're a brainlet, it's incomprehensible if you're a midwit and it's a meisterwerk if you are a connoisseur

The Stranger

The humor is pretty lowbrow, broski

Anything I read

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>spirituality is bullshit
Not woke

It is a fun read

Hemmingway

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