Honestly the show would be superior if it had 6 Hildas. Hell any show would be drastically improved if it had 6 main characters instead of just 1+2 secondary chucklefucks following her around.
Also what would sex with Hilda be like? I am specifically referring to her personality and how it would translate in bed.
The show would be superior if Johanna was suddenly deaged down to Hilda's age.
The show would be superior if i lived in there.
any selfcest in this show?
Honestly yes. Johanna is a submissive goodie two shoes who pretends too much she's tough and responsible when she clearly has no idea what she's doing.
Hilda could very easily be a better mother ... for fucks sake in the first 2 episodes Hilda does nothing but protect her home, her mum and tries to figure out how to make amends with the neighbors and keep her mum safe. Meanwhile right in the first episode Johanna is ignorant as shit and doesn't do jackshit do solve the problem or assist Hilda. She's like a stupid ignorant leechy girlfriend who gives her opinion where it doesn't belong and won't fuck off.
This again happens in the episode where Johanna fucks up the teleportation and gets her and Hilda stuck inside the mountain all because Hilda is sick of her emotionally stunted girlfriend who refuses to get back in the kitchen.
The only thing that I know is that Woodman is the best character in this show.
The Great Raven
There's literally nothing to discuss sadly. The movie didn't end on a cliffhanger or anything, only a slight hint that there was a timeskip.
Season 3 will be purely original content, so we can only speculate if it will be good or not. Because there's not even plot hints or anything.
and considering it's Netflix there will obviously be LGBT rep, so my bet's on Kaisa
>Hilda's mum is a her cling girlfriend
Fucking based.
Johanna becoming a kid again would be a fun episode.
I'm not exited by S3, most of the OG content from that show was pretty lame. There is a hadfull of good episode but most are meh at most.
SUPERIOR CAST. 2 girls and 1 deerfox.
>There's literally nothing to discuss sadly.
There's plenty to discuss as evidenced here you guys just suck at discussing because you're creatively bankrupt and ignorant as shit. :)
I can see the potential.
This reminds me of the time I thought Frida was going to be a genuine equal to Hilda in the first scenes before the crazy stuff started happening and Hilda completely eclipsed her. The retarded writers at Netflix tried to "fix" it with the witch episodes only to fall exactly in the same pitfall Harry Potter fell in beat by beat. Frida ended up as another Hermione Granger second in command instead of an equal leader.
beat for beat*. Luckily if they ever decide to deage Hilda's mom she won't be a stereotypical wimp that needs to prove herself like David and Ron Weasley, it's not in her character. (albeit that hasn't stopped a bunch of retards from ruining much more objective personalities before).
I like it when the characters don't fall into any stereotypes or when the stereotypes themselves are very broad and dynamic with their actions and mentality.
Isn't Hilda supposed to be Frida's familiar? When are we gonna get something out of that plot point?
>When your daughter is more badass than you because she either takes after her father or inherited the recessive genes.
Hilda would had been named Hans if she was born a boy. No actually she should had been called Chad Thundercock regardless of gender.
Never because Netflix zoomer writers are mentally retarded. They just throw shit out of nowhere without even understanding what it means, exactly like a retarded teenager who thinks he's smart.
I wish we got to see the timeline where Hilda lost her skirt.
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What's that all about?
A lot more shows should do fusions, clones and AU versions of the same character.
Ahem
FUCK WOODMAN AND FUCK WOODMANFAGS.
That is all.
Nope. Unfortunately.
The show would be improved if Hilda spent a lot more time without any clothes.
And we could see the good bits.
She's a wild girl. Realistically would someone like her bother with boots, a big sweater, a scarf, and fucking French beret?
At the very least give her a tank top or some shorts or something. You can't have a character that wants to be Tarzan and dresses like Jane.
>Also what would sex with Hilda be like?
Adventurous.
Korean Hilda?
There takes place during autumn and winter in a northern mountainous region. Too cold for light clothing. Also, fuck you, her beret is adorable.
Now I want to see how she dresses in the summer.
I imagine her as the ticklish type
Does that mean Hilda will gain the ability to assume the shape of an animal?
I want an age swap episode, lets see if Hilda can deal with an hyper active daughter of her own.
And now you see why she is a single mother
I imagine Johanna would be more into art and be less hyperactive than Hilda
man that would be great
If she does, I hope clothes don't shapeshift with her.
I hope something goes wrong for Hilda
>tfw Hilda can’t change back and forth unless Frida triggers and untriggers her transformation
Somebody please write one of those descriptive Animal Planet commentaries you'd normally see from a documentary about Hilda having sex with herself.
i mean i have this
>we are living in the era of emasculation
But Hilda did get almost emasculated in the witch episodes by having fuckshitniggerFrida and the witches literally call Hilda Frida's familiar.
This reads more like what an AI would write. I need something eloquent and concise, man.
>And we all saw how Dipper was treated by the shitty writers and creator of Gravity Falls
I really wonder why Alex Hirsch did that despite the fact Dipper was his self insert. Maybe he self inserted as his sister instead just like Hilda's creator self inserts as Johanna?
You mean watch Hilda deal with a "nothing in her brain" naive "by the rules" dumbass who thinks staying past midnight is rebellious. I think Hilda might throw away all her fantastical animals out, but for entirely different reasons; Johanna gets stepped on and manipulated by them too often.
I'm sure some coomer creep here can cook up a overly descriptive story of Hilda masterbaiting.
Johanna's life only sucks because she's a graphic designer who often has to wagecuck. I'm seriously wondering how the hell did she even afford to own an apartment or afford to pay rent. Maybe she got something like a huge start of money she slowly chews into? did the creator comment on it?
I want something funny like The Hilda initiates her mating ritual, but oh no her potential mate is denying her for being too aggressive about it. In this case The Hilda's after a heated debate involving hypocritically calling each other too pushy, 25% of the time devolving into punching, kicking, namecalling, spitting and biting... they finally get tired and whilst tired decide to temporarily settle their common anger enough to breed. Then similar to hedgehog they go about their merry way never to see each other again. After just 5 months both Hilda's gestate and little Hilda's spawn, running amock.
Honestly my writing sucks ass.
She would probably use her fingers at first to probe her delicate hole, and then, as she builds up more confidence, she'd stick a condom on a cucumber.
Hilda has a problem where the creator starts taking random plot points seriously for the sake of drama and plot like Johanna being scared or rather tired that the main character who can never die will fail and die, or that the MC should stop being responsible and look the other way when a problem arises which only the MC can fix. Johanna also seemed to have a contradicting problem of Hilda bringing random supernatural animals in the house which she already knew about and never had a problem with(the fucking deerfox). She also seems to have a problem with Hilda never being home despite 1) hypocritically telling her to go make human friends her own age 2) Hilda always running off into the woods with Tweek for 9-12 hours and potentially getting killed.
It's very hypocritical.
The fucking mods got to him.
And then Johanna walks in
And there it is. Why do you creeps always have to sexualize children?
>And there it is.
Did you not read the OP? This thread started with her being sexualized.
the two in the last pic are teenagers
Hilda spends the whole episodes trying to keep young Johnna outta mischievous that herself wouldnt even do
She's way too small for me.
The older Hilda on the other hand...