Grown man still watches cartoon

>mutant girl with cleft lip
gross

I only watch cartoons for adults like Family Guy

>grown man still browse 4channel
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Its also soon to be burnouts

Plus to be a burnout you actually had to have a life before. I dont think these nerdy dudes ever had one

And yeah I wanna say "nooo there are mature anime out there cartoons can have adult representation and touch serious topics" but no one gives a shit and we all know it. Even Japan/west asia knows anime is for creepy weebs and highschoolers

Noooo... have mercy, it's hitting too close to home... aaaarrrhhh

guh! little brats like you need to be taught a lesson!

ninibro’s...

What's the name of this show again? I forgot.

>watches toddler shows with funny animals
>votes Bernie
>wears diaper
>can't decide on best gender

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Yoshi, my wife.

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based

Back off of my man bitch

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I will lick this cartoon caricature's armpit clean

What cartoon is this? I didn't know there are black niggress in cartoons

>tfw 25 in 2 months
so is that when I'm supposed to get my shit together

>What cartoon is this? I didn't know there are black niggress in cartoons
Did your wires get crossed before you posted this?

>tfw 33
>making a ton of money now that I've done my shitty low-tier job grind
>traveling
>buying nice things
>taking better care of myself
>tfw still no gf

Reminder that comics peaked with Watchmen and cartoons with Avatar, and have been on full decline ever since. Why y'all niggas still bothering with these borderline deadass mediums, bruh?
Take the Yea Forums-pill already for Christ's sake, you insane mofos.

It's true..

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Now draw her pregnant with Senpai's jap baby.

Well, maybe it is pathetic, but it's also ridiculous

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But if I take that off, will you die?

>You're Cruising for a Bruising, Nagatoro.

She also has a piece of her skin (lip?) dripping down on the one side.
Maybe it has something to do with how she has no teeth or gums.

>grown man wastes own time by using japanese cartoon to try to make fun of other men watching cartoons

>It's another "Nagatoro gets mogged" episode

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Superior brown animu qt

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Naga is truly worst girl. Not a single one of her friends isn't hotter and more fun than she is.

>watchmen and avatar are my favourite western cartoons
>anime never declined and hasn't been degrading since the '90s, in fact I love my digital puppetry animation, stagnant art style and that the industry is being propped up by teenage boys slobbering over identikit waifus

>tomboys are!
>flat
>aloof
>swears
>asexual
>friendzoning you
Have you tried to talk to women? Of course not, you think they're over the hill at age 9.

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Is it bad that I've hit the point in my life where I think I actually prefer jerking off to hentai than actual sex?

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That's up to you now, isn't it user

>final panel of this where they're all pregnant

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>grown man still watches cartoon (japan)
nice to meet you teapot, name's kettle

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JANNY SAMA SAVE ME

>pedophile thinks it's got grounds to laugh at anyone

>Have left as a friend for over 10 years.
>she plays tennis as a hobby and ff 14
>try asking her out a few times
>get shit down every time and she has never been in a relationship because she isn't looking for one
>can't go more than a couple of hours without talking with each other
>probably the best friend I ever had
>even sends me lewds of my favorite characters when she notices I'm down
>we watch amphibia and owl house every week in the watch threads

Have you ever been so simultaneously happy to be around a person and sad you can never have her?

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No one knows I watch cartoons though. Far as they know the only thing I do for fun is write literary critique; I am, to anyone who'd care enough to scrutinize, the model 'A'dult. My taste in everything but cartoons is necessarily an austere, socially French affectation. It conveys a cultural palette that suckers buy. My listening to Amphibia as I work is between me and the glowies alone.
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

that sounds awful

not like you have a choice

haha, gottem! upvoted

Sounds like you're a girl friend in a boy's body. Emphasis on girl friend, not girlfriend.
>if I hide my sad emptiness behind irony, I can't be sad

But Niggatoro, you ARE a cartoon.

Yea Forums i need your help

>be 22 year old me
>NEET for 4 years
>in bed playing vidya in room
>mom bursts in
>she raises her voice
>''that's it, i've had enough of this''
>im confused
>''whats up?''
>''this stops right now user, you either look for a job RIGHT NOW or I'm kicking you out and i mean it, i will call the police to remove you from my house''
>''i'm not going to tolerate you not working any longer, if you can't find a job, grandma will hire you at the bar''
>i sigh because i knew this day would come
>''no need to call the police, i'll go''
>her face changes
>''what are you talking about? just work and you can stay, you can stay in this house for as long as you wish''
>''i'm not going to do that mom''
>she looks lost for words
>''whats wrong with you? me and your father have worked all our lives, you have to work, thats how life goes''
>i stand up from bed
>i go and fetch a sleeping bag from the spare room
>grab my phone, +300$ in christmas/birthday money, and the backpack i used for school
>go to the door
>my mom is crying
>''please just apply for a job, please just try and work something easy''
>''no''
>walk out the house
>shes just at the door crying, watching me
>go to mcdonalds and grab a double quarter pounder meal
>eat it and chill inside there for 30 minutes on the wifi

cont

>pretty late now
>go to the local place where all the homeless people sleep
>they try to hustle me and check my pockets for any money but i got my phone and money in a ziplock bag in my underwear
>they think i'm dirt poor and let me sleep there
>talk to a nice old man named ivan who said hes been homeless for 17 years
>pretty cool guy
>said he was in some old rock band or something
>cold as fuck and boring, read twilight princess manga I bought from barnes and noble and listen to the homeless peoples stories to pass the time, plus exploring random abandoned buildings
>make daily trips to mcdonalds
>3 days pass
>mom calling me
>''why haven't you called me? why haven't you come home?
>''you kicked me out mom''
>''where are you? are you ok? please come home, forget about applying for jobs, please just come home''
>''ok i will''
>go home and mom hugs me telling me how sorry she is, kisses my head and says shes sorry for how she acted

did i fuck up or did i do the right thing???

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You are a worthless piece of shit who is leeching off his parent's good will like a fucking parasite. I'd accuse you of being an evil little bastard but it's plainly obvious you don't even know why what you've done is so astronomically shitty. I feel bad for your parents.

If this is real that means you're a sociopath

I dunno if that's a copypasta, but maybe you should try to get a job. A monthly paycheck seem to go a long way.

That and saving for the case you get kicked out again, you might look for a cheap place to stay instead.

Cool troll post

>I got to this point at 14

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why though? it's not like the alt is any better, work? do menial tasks designed entirely to waste your time and pay you a pittance for like.. when you factor in how much your life has to revolve around it, 75% of it??
it's not like my parents gave me an actual solid reason to pursue it beyond "BECAUSE YOU JUST HAVE TO OK??"
i would rather die on the streets than be yet another wageslave. i refuse to do it.

*for deleting like 75% of your life
fuck its late

tja t's a copypasta I saw it on r9k 5 days ago

It's amazing how you can't even imagine enjoying a job, you're a real American.

same