gentlemen
how do we fix the Warhammer animated universe?
Gentlemen
Hire Studio Bones or one of those fuckshits in south korea, and give them free license to be as violent and edgy as they want to be content-wise
Realize that they need to actually put money into projects if they want them to look good.
>tons of war hammer games
>all mostly shit because they use cheap studios
>animated shit looks shit
>because they cheap out on that too
It might fix itself. The Interrogator looked solid enough
youtube.com
Give full autonomy to a decent studio, GW is too controlling to just tell a team to fuck off and do whatever they want with the IP.
More vehicles
Hire the guy who did Astartes to direct an animated series
They did
youtube.com
It's golden handcuffs. They're not going to let him do shit. They couldn't let him embarrass them anymore.
kill of the leadership of GW and replace them with completely different, unrelated people
>They're not going to let him do shit.
He made the Space Marine 2 trailer
So I've heard. Haven't seen any proof as of yet. Putting him on trailers is under utilizing his vision.
Allow the fans to make their stuff and some money is not going to cost you anything.
youtube.com
v=qmDmPGLoSRI&t=575s
>Aspect Warriors that have specialized in stealth and ambush for hundreds of years get... stealthed and ambushed by a 60-ton walking tank
>not even that, they stare at it dumbfounded for a few seconds wbefore shooting at it with their shuriken pistols, even though they should be aware it would do fuckall
Come the fuck on, Eldar getting humbled is funny because they're generally cunts, but only when their opponent has earned it.
Scifi war epic for Fall of Orpheus all the trailers make you think it's about chaos. First trailer is just the excerpt where a imperial ship finds a scuttled Eldar corsair ship and it's a charnel house that ended with the survivors committing suicide to avoid getting flayed alive.
stop trying to make 3d crap look like 2d and just make 3d animation, hire a good studio, stop micro-managining shit. kill everyone GW.
fanboys getting butthurt about their super-favorite faction losing in a cutscene is probably the lamest and most pathetic thing in existance
Make it exclusively from the perspective of Necrons. Don't need many frames of animation for marching drones and courtly drama.
The Necron Movie: produced by Dreamworks Animation
I hate Eldar, but it is a fact that they job way too often for their supposed training, foresight, and technology.
They dont job nearly as much as the Nids though.
eldar are irrelevant and lame, they don't even serve as a bad guy faction for the space marines to kill, orks, chaos, and nids will continue to be the norm because they are the cool bad guys to kill in droves
>super favorite faction
>Eldar
user, Tau are my favorite faction.
My point is that Eldar are supposed to be notoriously fast, faster than even Space Marines, both mentally and physically, and very perceptive of their surroundings, but they just sat there gawking like retards at the giant metal coffin of destruction that they somehow missed plodding towards them and then ineffectually shot at it. If they wanted to show off how the Sue Marynes are the biggest dick in the whole setting, they could at least make it not look like their opponents are stupid jobbers to make their victories properly earned rather than just handed to them.
if eldar is the loser hipster faction then tau is the hipster loser hipster faction, don't seethe so much about the main characters getting the spotlight, it's unbecoming.
>main characters only win because their opponents have to be written to heavily job against them
It just makes the Sue Marynes look even more pathetic that they have to fight enemies with their AI set to 0.
Was thinking of signing up for Warhammer+, thanks for convincing me to save my money (for more Eldar, which I played before it was cool. Iyanden craftworld . . . you've probably never heard of it).
How did a big ass robot sneak up on them?
it's not a robot it's a device holding a pretty much almost dead Space Marine which can be turned into stasis and are supposed to be pretty slow and loud not meant for subtlety.
How did a device holding a pretty much almost dead Space Marine which can be turned into stasis and are supposed to be pretty slow and loud not meant for subtlety sneak up on them?
I have been able to see any of these episodes but my guess would be it's a pretty loud Battlefield with people fighting on all sides considered end up fighting straight ahead of them and then on the side this we're not came up so they couldn't hear right away.
Don't the space Noldor have heightened senses?
Hell, I'd watch a series like that. Could be fun to explore the centuries long grudges of various lords and crypteks.
Competent director and Tolerable deadline (no rushed product)
Reminder studios who animate this has amount of good portfolio
Goddammit GW stop being cheapskate
>Tales from the vaults
>a series of vignettes, with the story anchor being a figure silhouetted in green light, telling various stories from different tesseract vaults
>First episode is about a young man and his friend from an agri-world, who get tithed to join the guard. Lots of boot camp shenanigans, with a weirdly aggressive commissar. they're all stoked to serve the imperium...until they are shipped into a valkyrie, and make planetfall during an ork incursion. Have a tinnitus ring as an explosion rings out, and MC sees his friend with a hole in his head. Rest of the episode is a bloodbath as he barely survives fighting off waves of orks
>second episode features a painter in a hive city. As the episode goes on, he is more and more fixated upon perfecting his painting, but we never once see the final project, only the man getting more visibly gaunt and sickly, and people's reactions to him. Eventually, we start seeing some of the people from earlier in the episode laying around in the hab, their throats slit. Episode ends with a shot of the actual painting, and it's an indiscernable mess that he claims is perfection, clearly daubed in human blood
>another episode features a tau air caste member, having diplomatic talks with an eldar wearing craftworld armor. Through the episode, she starts noticing her crewmates disappearing, and the eldar's hooded, faceless servants are getting more numerous. Eventually, the eldar removes their helmet, revealing the disfigured, mutated face of what looks like tau skin stapled to their own, and the hooded servants are the tau's cadre, mutated into grotesques
Etc Etc. In the end, the narrator, Trazyn, reveals himself as his tesseract labyrinth is attacked, and he forces the various characters from the vignettes to defend him from Orikan.
And this is the problem with WH40k, too focused on SPESS MARINS
I fucking hate how GW is so incompetent they managed to screw up Astartes when they brought the animator on.
Buy more toys from games workshop
Heightened senses and all of them are psychic, so they're constantly, silently and instantly communicating everything going on with each other.
Have they tried finding a studio similar to what did this FOR A VIDEO GAME from nearly 2 fucking DECADES ago?
youtube.com
>bad writing
>stock sound effects
>bad animation
>"What if Noir but with Warhammer music and vaguely Warhammer aesthetics?"
That's awful. It's like they never wanted to make a petrol Sci-Fi cartoon.
This.
The worst part about cheap 3D is that you can't actually spare the time/money to edit the models to react to anything, which is terrible for action animation where bullets and swords exist.
You could even copy paste all of the units...
That's fine. A lot of the other factions attract the worst fans, like Krieg.
>compose the main cast with harlequins or any known craftworld
>demote the imperium to filler characters, with 1 or 2 secondary characters
easy
>focusing on the biggest sellers is LE BAD!
Nope, lol.
Would definitely give us a set up to explore all kinds of characters and times. This could probably work.
*the goalpost has now left orbit*
We bring Alfabusa back.
Hire Tartakovsky.
And obligatory more dakka
>be guardfag
>every single warhammer animation has guardsmen getting slaughtered by the hundreds, usually just to make the space marines look cool when they show up and save the day
>couldn't care less
checkmate user
A TV-Y series for little kids based on the various hijinxs a group of young Orks get up to while discovering their latent reality-warping powers.
Usually Speez Marines get slaughtered in intros though.
Remember DoW and Dark Crusade?
that's because you're based. all the tau and eldar fanboys cry and bitch about it because they're homos.
don't expect the fanboys to actually remember these things
Kick every GW executive in the nuts and let the fan animators do their thing without fear of copyright abuse.
Failing that just put Alfabusa in charge, he knows how to do a lot with a little.
>fan animators
other than astartes the fan animations were pretty trash
no idea why so many people think 50 hours of poorly animated unfunny jokes about warhammer 40k lore constitutes a good animated show
orkz get used as cannon fodder in any scenario or situation they appeare, and we love it
WHAAAAAAAAAG
Because they're watched by children with no taste.
I like Tyranids. They may not win much on account of being the mindless swarm race, but I like them.
based Orkbro
truly the best fanbase
That looks like a jagermech from battletech in the background
Hire the guys that made Angels of Death for every series, because that show was fucking badass.
Sure it would reduce the rate of production to once per two years, but it would be worth it.
The marines are the wrath of the emperor, but the guardsmen are the lifeblood of the imperium.
Warhammer is unfixable.
god damn it’s almost berserk cgi levels of bad
do not allow woman, gays, liberals or blacks to work on it.
bigotry, sexism, white male power fantasies, strong religious believes and racism are the core of why 40k got popular in the first place
>will be forced to censor his visions to put gay woke shit into all his future work or no longer be allowed to work on 40k
fuck lefties
As an orkfag I want to see them krump more. Let Nazdreg or someone kick the shit out of a space marine