Dilbert

Thank you

Isn’t Scott Adams the guy who thinks vitamin d is a replacement for an immune system?

no

Oh, so he's the guy who thinks sunbathing his balls will make him more masculine?

Dave should've been done years ago. Did Scott Adams really introduce a character just to make a diversity joke first appearance?

The purpose of Dave is that a white person can't do any jokes involving black characters without being accused of being racist, so Dave intensifies as white.

It's not very subtle, but it still manages to be hilarious.

Ok, this one is really kek worthy.

He's making a broader joke about identity which includes people who see themselves as transracial (yes it's a thing)

That last panel better lead to hot yaoi fanarts

The college line got me

I like him, having a straight guy always helps remind everyone how dysfunctional that company is.

>The newspaper doesn't actually print in color
Congratulations Scott, you played yourself.

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The joke works better that way

holy shit lmao

>(yes it's a thing)
it's not, outside of trolling

See, if I saw that instead of the OP, I may have rapidly exhaled through my nose

Are Dilbert comics finally good again?

Also no, keep trying.

>Dave intensifies as white.
based auto-correct
kek

Good. Those jokes are stupid

I like Dave, honestly. I thought Scott was joking about a new black character, but he delivered. Turned out to be a perfect fit. The best part is that he'd be a perfect fit if he was introduced in the 1990s, as well.

Dilbert comics were never funny and these in particular are like someone built an AI whose sole purpose is to fuck up the delivery of bad jokes.

Adams is the kind of too-smart-by-half chump that sees fleeting expertise in one field as permanent and all-encompassing superiority, building their own worldview from whole cloth and refusing to hear other opinions despite a general lack of experience

sounds like you never had an office work in your life.

He knows.

>haha i identify as an attack helicopter
Conservatives really only have one joke.

YNBAW

I've worked plenty of jobs from retail to office work to wfh programming to travel sales engineering
Dilbert's not funny.
The show is, though.

Wait... are you one of those idiots who thinks vitamin D doesn't boost the body's immune system?

That's not what he said.

I love the idea of a diversity hire showing up with full intention to ruin everything because hiring someone to make yourself look diverse is a really shitty thing to do to someone. It's also shitty to the people who are actually there to work because the token is being held to a lower standard, which breeds hostility.

Asok is Indian and as such is already an ethnic minority, but once again is second banana despite his capabilities.

are you guys really that starved for media that agrees with your political leanings that you need to pretend fucking dilbert is funny

>don't like xkcd? must not have a stem career

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this

No I'm one of those idiots that thinks using horse medication to prevent covid is retarded but will totally use horse medicine to induce abortion.

ok groomer

>Roe v Wade repealed
>The ruling about bodily autonomy
>The rightists and rednecks are rounded up, and given the covid shot whenever they like it or not (remember, state now owns your body)
>Stripped naked afterwards, circumcisions for everyone or you face a fine (remember, state now owns your body)
>Smoking and alcohol are banned because you have lost the right to engage in narcotics (remember, state now owns your body)
>Right-wingers who don't meet the standards are forcibly sterilized (remember, state now owns your body)
>Revenge squads will seek out and rape conservative women with full backing of the government (remember, state now owns your body)
We have hundreds, if not THOUSANDS of turkey basters filled with semen ready for your wives.

the state should require you to take your meds

Did you not hear about the NAACP president who was actually white?

>\Revenge squads will seek out and rape conservative women with full backing of the government
The trannies are really having a meltdown, aren't they?

Killing kids isn't a right.
Close your fucking legs slut

It really does work better that way.

Laugh while you can, you'll be unironically defending otherkin soon.

We've been over this
The baby is not "your" body

"I revoke consent for the baby to use my body", checkmate pedo.
lanternproject.org.uk/library/child-abuse-arrests-and-court-cases/child-abuse-arrests-trials-and-proceedings/ex-county-commissioner-admits-sexual-abuse-of-girl/

What's the death rate on covid again?

Higher than the flu, pedophile.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edison_Misla_Aldarondo

Never happens, child molester and domestic terrorist.
deseretnews.com/article/830211/NJ-man-pleads-guilty-to-Internet-porn-charges.html

The state can already do that, groomer.
nytimes.com/2004/04/18/nyregion/embroiled-first-selectman-takes-leave.html

I honestly dont remember the last time libertarians where this mad

It's way too late to make an "I identify as" joke. Babylon Bee has done it better at 15 times now.

The real joke is that conservatives also get abortions, they just do it secretly and their voter base doesn't care, because all they want is someone under the same party as them keeping people who AREN'T in the same party as them in office. The Representative in my area has held the office for 11 years originally ran as a Tea Party Republican and was discovered to have not only been fucking at least six other women but also forced his wife to get two abortions and one of his mistresses to get one as well. He's on track to get re-elected in the Fall.

You faggots are retarded. Roe v Wade reversal doesn't make abortion illegal, it just makes it a state issue instead of a federal one

Friendly reminder that Asok is gay because that was Adams' was mad that India upheld homosexuality being a crime.

My point is that the right literally doesn't believe in any of the talking points they give about why they're against Roe v Wade.