Any books about this?

>:3
And just like that the mystery of your virginity is solved. Somedays life really is effortless.

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why did you lie about your age? are you shy? Awwww :3

I like the OR NOT part

>implying i‘m underage
>using degenerate emoticons

I‘m speechless

Why? It makes no sense. What is it implying? That there‘s no next life? That he doesn‘t wish him better luck? That there‘s no chance he wouldn‘t get reincarnated as a beta male again?

my diary desu

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If this is the fact then OP you just dodged a bullet! Imagine if instead of crush she was actually in a relationship with you, or worse, your fiancé or wife. Count your blessings user, loyal women abound trust me. Especially if your up at night longing for love! You sweet sweet man. You deserve that same from your s/o! Say goodbye to the rotation device, hello to the love of your life! And make sure not to tell her about Bathsheba good girls are extremely jealous to hear about ex whores

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ulysses

By "lying about your age" I mean you're not 47, Butterfly. :3

Sorrows of Young Werther

Read into a little history and realize that these behaviors are no new thing

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take the gay pill
with me ;3

>”a bitch ain’t shit without a good mans whip”

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>tfw 35 years old and still a virgin
is there any escape for me?

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>proceeds to fuck a trap

That's why I like it. It's really dumb and it made me laugh.

I'm honestly not sure, but you might try Kenzaburo Oe's "A Personal Matter."

I can assure you that trying to find it as a free download will test your ad-block software, so it's at least enough in the general literary zeitgeist to make it something that you'll probably have to pay for, which is a higher recommendation than the NYT bestseller's list at this point.

It's a good read, though. Very uncomfortable.

South East Asia, bro. You could be married within a month.

the fact that you still wish for a relationship is sad

Stop caring, problem solved

I do not enjoy sex.
I just don't.
It's a physical exercise, like a gym routine.
Or more precisely, I hate penetrating.
I can achieve the same pleasure without the repetitive motion of my whole body, without the sweat and the eye contact.
I can just use my hand.
Truly awful.

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Kek
Obviously made by a woman

based dreamer

I don't think so

in Don Quixote there's a part where they all gather in an inn and tell a story about cucking

Yea but you can’t hear them squeal

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Another great film

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Whores

>continue doing the same thing and things will change

No they won’t.

The Curious Impertinent

Coping over?
I rejected both scenarios in OP.

>having crushes as an adult

wtf man

The Capital

Oh, you think that stops. You're precious. Good luck with that theory.

Why do porn directors insist on putting those garish rectangular banners in every film? Just shoot in such a way that you're not capturing huge blank sections of white wall, what the fuck

I'm 27 and haven't had crushes since I was 16 or so. I have even had gfs but I have not had crushes on them.

You've never been infatuated with a married woman?

No im not a pervert

where would you write the "Memes 18+" part of your movie then?

Then you must be a newfag

I gave up on desires of flesh last year, at 21. You can do it too user.

IVNIVS IVVENALIS of course

>But marrying, Postumus? You used to be quite sane-
>what Fury's got into you, what snake has stung you up?
>Why stand such bitch tyranny when there's rope available,
>when those dizzying top-floor windows are all wide open,
>when there's a bridge near by from which you can make your jump?
>Supposing none of these exits catches your fancy,
>don't you think it better to sleep with a pretty boy?
>Boys don't quarrel all night long, or nag you for little presents
>while they're on the job, or complain that you don't come
> up to their expectations, or demand more gasping passion

>Look around the arcades, can you pick out a woman worthy
>of your devotion? Go through every single theater -
>will they yield one candidate you could love without qualm?
>While that queen of a dancer Bathyllus is miming Leda,
>one woman lets go of her bladder, another whinnies:
>your country girl looks, and learns: country girl, country manners.
>Others in winter, when the theaters are closed, the scenery
>packed away, when only the lawcourts go droning on,
>will yearningly fondle souvenirs of their favourite actor,
>their tragedy king - his mask, his thyrsus, his jock-strap
>[...] You think she'd prefer a professor of rhetoric?
>Marry a wife, and she'll make some smart guitarist
>or flute-player a father, not you. Or, when you erect
>long stands in the narrow streets, and hang your front-door
>with outsize laurel wreaths, it'll all be to welcome an infant
>whose face, in the tortoiseshell cradle, under its canopy,
>recalls some armoured thug, some idol of the arena.

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>22 year old giving advice on monastic discipline to a 35 year old because he "gave up on desires of flesh last year"

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