Which book is the ultimate normie filter?

which book is the ultimate normie filter?
hard mode: only fiction

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the bible

>which book is the ultimate normie filter?

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christians are one of the biggest denominations of normies though. you're wrong if you think the edgy christlarpers have read it all.

Probably Finnegan's Awake
It's the best selling book in the world

Aristotle

Crime and Punishment

Harry Potter and something of rationality

Best selling book isn't the same as most read book

Too well known, even normies need pseud credit

I would say Beckett's trilogy, because none of my friends have read it

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>heh, normie pseuds am I right?
>*posts intellectual_masturbation.jpg and confesses to being a pseud as 'that one guy' among his friends*

You can use any book as a normie filter if you yourself have the knowledge to discern.

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Arno Schmidt

read mostly by retards who believe in magic

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I don't know a single person who reads so it seems any book is a normie filter

Pale Fire by Nabokov. Damn thing almost filtered me out at first, but I'm learning to love it tenderly

If I read CNP but didn't like it (too much dialogue) am I still a normie?

It is. However, it doesn‘t make it the lost understood book. And that is the issue at hand.

Faust Pt. II. Most particularly the episode where homunculus has his oceanic apotheosis, his exquisite dissolve. To even attempt to interpret it to normal people--most particularly to those with vain pretensions to the contrary--is utterly pointless.

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any spainfags want to fill me in on Julián Ríos? i’m spanish and i’ve never heard of him

Burroughs' Nova Trilogy

have sex

>anything by Gide
Clear positive for degenerate, will fuck you and steal your food

>t. 15 year old /r/atheism moderator

I would say The Idiot. Took me 3 months to finish, it drags too much on the soap opera and became boring

Your shit novel could be the least known book in the world but it doesn't mean it will be a hard "filter", the Bible is the most sold book ever but few people have read it even less people understand it.

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The Ego and his own, If you have read it you are automatically not a normie because normies don’t care about that shit.
In second place I’d say something like Catcher in the Rye or The Stranger, normies can’t relate therefore it’s a bad book.

Lolita, normies don't know it and if you tell them about it they are disgusted and think you are a pedophile for reading it

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Not true, all thots know and adore lolita

Being normie = being OF the world
You can't be of God and a Normie at the same time.

My friend gave up on tkol 49 after the first few chapters. When I read it in highschool I had trouble with the beginning too but I finished the book because its like 100 pages long and I'm not a fucking retard. Can't say I took a lot away from it yet

this is the correct answer
everyone thinks lolita is a porn book for pedophiles

Which truthfully, it is.

normie filter at work

Hey man, they played hard mode: only fiction.

A hundred years of solitude

I saw my ex the other day and she asked me what I've been up to, I told her that I've been trying to read more classics lately. I said Lolita was next on my list and she gave me a disgusted look, saying "ew isn't that that creepy book?"

this is good bait

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Moby Dick

Naked Lunch would work just as well but the right answer is Burroughs. Hogg gets an honourable mention

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That's because they have pedophilic fantasies where some Daddy makes them their sex slave from the age of 12-14 or some shit. They haven't actually read the book. They still think it's a pedophilic sex book.

Can't believe you sticked your doodledidoostick into that, huh?

This

Which book?

A Walking Aphrodisiac It got published for free theres been a thread here with the link all day

Tfw I got it from my friend and am on hiatus after a few chapters, feels bad man

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