What would their kid be like
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the Joker
Disgusting
Why?
The multiverse is fucked. Batkek is gonna kneel
>father is an inhumanely strong emotionally unstable wimp whose mood swings make him go super saiyan pink lantern
>mother is a flippant narcissistic tyrant who killed gorillions and has access to reality-bending magic
Some people just aren't meant to be
Is it a boy or girl
Boy for raping and pillaging
Based. Hope the kid will have fun.
Is Star proud?
Of course she is, her child is making his own kingdom. The best part is Steven doesn't have the will to fight his son so he just les him have his fun while crying that so many are suffering because of it.
A powerful autismo
Well one of them is a pure talk no jutsu pacifist and the other is a ruthless genocidal maniac, so I think their kid would balance out and just be a regular person
I’m sure he prefers retirement than fighting. Would the son have siblings
>"Dad, why did you marry Mom?"
>"Why not?"
>"It's just that when she fights evil... she changes."
>"She doesn't change, kiddo. That's just her true nature, coming out."
>I HOPE THAT OUR FEW REMAINING FRIENDS-
So they have a tard son too?
Nothing says marriage of two nobles like having an illegitimate tard son. Now the question is who Star cheated with.
Wait is Steven the one who pushed Star into her nature?
Whose kingdom is this again
>tard son
I know the one!
Who from SV do you pair with Jasper
Steven is the Bloberta so isn’t he the one with the bastard since Shapey isn’t Clay’s
They both seem like absentee parents. So maybe the kid might be some what well adjusted with out them in their life.
Yes but it's impossible to fool the woman over the legitimacy of her child. The conflict would come from Star openly cucking Steven with zero shits given because she can do what she wants.
Actually they both have illegitimate kids. Coach Stopframe fathered Shapey with Bloberta and Clay fathered Blocky with some other woman. I like to think the son kills his siblings.
I like it, have whatever connection they have die
So have it be Marco then
Does she do it in front of the kingdom
Mina and me
Marco
Does Star have baby weight
Just like is old man
"Daddy?"
>Steven is snapped out of his stupor by his son, they'd been sitting in the field just outside of Butterfly Castle, taking in the breeze
>He looks over to him, He's almost a carbon copy of him at that age, albeit slimmer and with a few blonde strands peppering his' fro
"Yes, Greg?" he answers evenly.
>He and Star had agreed that since the boy wouldn't inherit the throne, he would be named after Steven's father
"How'd you and mom meet?" the boy asks.
>Steven feels his stomach drop to his feet at the question
>While he is grateful every day for the little ball of light and energy sitting next to him, the particularities of his birth are a sore spot for Steven
>Very sore
"We met on Earth." he answers after some time. "she brought me here."
"I know, dad," Greg replied. "I wanted to know-"
>The boy trails off and Steven can tell something heavy is on his mind
"Greg, Come on." Steven harps. "you know you can tell your old man anything."
"I just-" he began, but must've thought better of it. "Dad, what's a flesh price?"
>Steven's stomach pops out of his feet and rolls around in the grass in front of them
"Where did you hear that?" he said, deadly seriousness seeping into his tone.
"I-It was cousin M-Meteora" Greg stammers, sensing his father's changing mood. "She said something about charging a flesh price-
"TO YOU!?" Steven roars, gripping his son's shoulders.
"NO!" his son yells back at him. "Dad, please."
> It's only then Steven notices his son is bathed in a pink hue
>Looking at his hands confirms the change
>He lets go of his son, murmuring an apology
>Its several minutes before the light begins to fade
"She was talking to one of her friends, and she was talking about a boy from the village."
>Steven looks away from his son
"And when I asked her what she meant, she laughed and told me to ask you."
Go on….
stop thinking about kids fucking, scumbag
>What would their kid be like
Marco's
most def
>Steven curses softly under his breath
>When he got here, he thought helping Star sort out her family troubles would be his ticket away from this place, that he'd unravel her troubles and she'd call it square and release him
>He'd learned that Stars' family was pretty fucked too
>Especially when they'd learned that most of her family isn't truly related to them by blood
>It took about a year but Steven was able to work out peace with both the Magic council, Eclipsa, and Toffee where the Butterfly royal family would remain in power but concessions would be given to monsters in the form of a city-state governed by them but beholden to the crown, with the same representation and rights shared with any mewman on sovereign soil
>He'd thought that mediating every problem, dealing with Toffee and Loveberry and telling ludo to fuck off had absolved him of any oaths based on discarded practices
>Then he learned Greg was coming and all thoughts of flight fled him
>He wasn't going to run from his child and he'd been here long enough to know a child needs his mother, so he opted to stay
>He often wishes he'd left with his boy
"Greg," Steven said, turning to his son. "Your mother and I-"
>He stumbles, unsure how to tell his son they fought to near death and she raped his battered, shuddering body
>His face firms
"Son, all you need to know is that if a mewman woman ever tries to fight you, run."
Thought there'd be more but i got shit I'm handling right now, might write more if the thread is still up later.
Interesting shit user, good luck with what you’re handling
We all know Star is cock crazy.
Stevenschizo? When did you get unbanned?
I like to think it’s a repeat of Solaria and Jushtin
>Meteora is bullying Greg
>flesh price
>both nobles
It seems like incest is going to happen again in the butterfly family. At least this time it's not between siblings.
Worst crossover romance ever.
Eewwwwws.
Will Steven be able to protect his son?
>Meteora can shapeshift
>has magic
>Greg is most likely going to try standing up to his cousin
>he will lose
>It's not so bad since Metora only asks him out on a date
Metora, while boy crazy is not at Star's level so she won't rape her cousin. Just seduce him.
>Eclipsa knows all about her daughter's intentions and actively encourages her
>Star will think it's a good match
>Steven's suggestion that it's not a good idea is drowned out as the other butterflies cheer the new couple
>Eclipsa and Star spiking his drink on their date
>Steven forced to listen to his son moaning barely conscious as Meteora feels him up in his old concubine room
>Steven doesn't want to take a chance of what happened to him happening to little Greg
>He's seen the way Meteora is already acting around the village boys
>He waited until he was a little older and knew his mom, but now he wants to go back to Beach City
>Steven and Star play doting parents around little Greg, but Star knows how much Steven resents her for taking him and she resents him for resenting her after all these years
>Little Greg knows something happened between his parents but he doesn't know what
>Steven confronts Eclipsa about her daughter, stating that there will be hell to pay if she touches his son inappropriately
>Eclipsa sensually growls
"Were there any consorts like you when I was younger, boy."
>Steven blushes and walks away
>He's still not comfortable with intimacy because of Star
I like to think Steven was forced to wear a concubine’s outfit for most of his stay on Mewni, only allowed to stop because Greg was born and he was too young to know the real relationship between his parents. I imagine unravelingthat nystery would be something Greg does when he’s a tween going on magic adventures and stuff.
His official outfit signifying his status was a studded red choker and ceremonial toga with a braded gold belt
I imagine he ended up flashing many people whenever Star showed off her concubine
Did Greg inherit any Diamond power
He doesn't have a gem, but he did inherit Steven's healing factor.
Will that be useful for when Meteora gets sick of the foreplay?
Not by much, but he is half-mewman, he's not completely defenseless.
Globgor genes though, if he’s anything like his namesake he will be up for xenofucking
What’s his relationship with his mom Star anyway?
She's his mom, he loves her and she loves him. He gets along with River and Moon, and even Greg loves little Greg, for what it's worth. The real problem is the gems, they love little Greg too but they are almost always ready to go apeshit on the Butterfly family, not invited to any family functions and they don't want to go and sit among those savages either. It's really fuckin grimey.
Little Greg probably barely knows the Gems and isn’t allowed much contact. Grandpa Greg keeps the whole rape thing out of sight and out of mind for his grandson’s sake but the Gems don’t really have a filter for that. Pearl was sort of stopped form hanging out with him after she tried to take him to Earth.
>Star ending up placed in Beach City instead of Echo Creek
>Easy access to Steven’s junk food plus the Gems doing most of the fighting leads to a fattened butterfly