A Walking Aphrodisiac by Nicholas Blacksmith

>five pages in
wew lad

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just wait till they get in the flying saucer

Wait until he gets in the toy store. Thats the "Hi doggy" moment of the novel

this is unironically bad - idea wise and it's execution.

your writing is fine, if hollow and empty.

did you finish it can you sum it up, bro, i dont feel like reading it all

Literary equivalent of scary movie

excellent book OP
dont listen to the moralfags

Bad prose. Unironicaly.
I understand the desire of having a laugh, But I couldn't bring myself to give a fuck about any of the characters Because the prose is too dull.

I don't think im gonna read this beyond the first "chapter"

>NggA

Well, I skipped the first part, and so far it doesn't look as bad as they say.

who the hell is nicholas blacksmith

I see you also posted this on infinitychan.
What do you hope to accomplish?

Abolutely nothing! This is not a question and answer, but I'll makean exception with you. The purpose is of flooding this all over forums is null. I've no political stance. I could ramble here and tell you how much I believe in artistic freedom and so on and so on, but no. After writing this novel, I don't believe in literature. I was never believer, but I guess I was just fucking with myself on this one. The process of writing this novel was extremly exciting and fun for me, and that's all that matters to me. I would say this is an experimental piece, but that doesn't mean other people can enjoy it, and I know that 8 out of 10 people who open the pdf will never get past page 20, but I sacrifice my not so thick skin just so that 2 out of 10 can enjoy it.

I see. Well, thanks for the answer.
Good luck in your endeavor.

I like it immediately Mr. Nicholas Blacksmith.

>I feel like the ultimate fist-fucker, truly I am A Walking Aphrodisiac by Nicholas Blacksmith

mfw

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good god

the fucking anteater lmfao

Between this and Amino: A Tale of Self-Revenge I'm so happy Yea Forums is finally becoming the hotbed for avant-garde literature I always knew it could be.

>I don't believe in literature
I feel ya bro, i know the feel

He may just be an anti intellectual though

If Joyce wrote this, academics would drool like retards over it, and call it something like a 'deep contemplation of the absurdity of modernity.'

True

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>seems
more like "is"

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Racist

Is there any deep meanings in this? Im starting part 3 right now...

>I don't believe in literature.
Are you Francis ?

Hold it there, nigger. You called the leader of the walking aphrodisiacs "Francis IV". Is that supposed to mock the actual pope?