Yea Forums! ARISE
NOW YOU LISTEN DIRECTLY TO ME
I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST FROM THE FUTURE
I HAVE COMPLETELY RUN OUT OF LONG, RAMBLING STORIES THAT SERVE NO POINT TO ANYONE IN ANY TIMELINE
SO, I HAVE DEVISED A MOST SINISTER GAME: WE ARE TO CREATE ONE, ONE POST AT A TIME
NO MORE THAN ONE SENTENCE IS TO BE USED, AND DON'T TRY ANYTHING FUNNY WITH THOSE "RUN-ON" SENTENCES, OR I'LL BE VERY UPSET
I SHALL BEGIN:
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO
Yea Forums! ARISE
Juan Anderson
Jacob Cook
I, AKU, SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS
Carter Lee
CREATED THE ULTIMATE ULTIMATUM
Samuel Wilson
RESULTING IN THE START OF THE MIDDLE OF THE COLD WAR 3
Charles Perez
AND THERE WAS MUCH REJOICING AND DEFECATION
Connor Richardson
IN WHICH WE DECIDED THE ULTIMATE FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM
Cameron Morgan
The gnomes attacked first using their mystic arts to disable planes
Xavier Taylor
THERE WAS ALSO SOME QUICKLY-REGRETTED LAWNMOWER LOVEMAKING
Tyler Lee
CREATING MILLIONS OF ILL-CONCEIVED NOTIONS OF ROBOT SLAVES
Jose Ortiz
EVERYWHERE ECHOED THE CRIES, "RABIES! JERRY'S GOT THE RABIES!!!"