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A Walking Aphrodisiac by Nicholas Blacksmith
Joshua Baker
Oliver Hughes
post some actual effort into your op post and you shit might not get deleted. be like luke feistamel, dont be like sean goonan
Jaxon Rodriguez
You suck at marketing
Charles Adams
You a sick fuck arent you? I stopped reading your shit after the first two lines
Connor Allen
>Not publishing on kindle
Nicholas Turner
The title... Can't tell if sci fi or metaphor
Daniel Hernandez
I may be your first reader, i got past page twenty five and had to stop on the fucking Ernest part. I can't believe that you actually think this is normal, what the fuck is wrong with you, you should be ashamed of what you just wrote.
John Torres
fucking cringe
Henry Ortiz
>taking it super literally and expecting A class literature
>not contemplating back and forth whether or not what you're reading is genius satire
Kevin Ortiz
WTF now I wanna read that shit
Jaxon Brown
Who the fuck starts a story with dialogue?
Brayden Ortiz
You and i both know very well you took it too far in pic related. Repulsive user, REPULSIVE
Dylan Thompson
Niggers, apparently
Jackson Allen
I‘m sorry user, you‘re being too obvious here. You try to pack your philosophies about women into it but it is poorly done. It‘s lame and you trying to dab into (((taboo))) topics like pedophilia and trying to trigger people with it is a bit of a sad move. I expect more of you.
The (((erotic))) scenes are flat and lack any reality. Are you by any change a virgin?
The name dropping is also cringe and just you trying to sound hard for no reason at all.
Next time, don‘t try so hard, fiction isn‘t about being the most shocking writer (from which you’re far away) but about authenticity and every word you wrote is the opposite if authentic. It‘s try hard and you should be ashamed.
Try again but try to be real this time.
Aaron Roberts
Self-indulgent asshole
Xavier Reyes
Forgot to add that the fact you finished something and have the balls to get it read by actual people is notable.
Caleb Sanders
Tfw OP is this guy
And hes trying to pull off the streisand effect
Gabriel Stewart
The streisand effect is if someone tries to keep people from noticing something and in the process gets everyone to notice instead. I don‘t think you know what you‘re talking about.
Logan Evans
We may have just found the literary equivalent of The Room, anons.
Charles Thomas
ls this how Aliens try to imitate our customs?
Christian Stewart
DONT DOWNLOAD IT, I GOT A VIRUS!
Jack Rogers
Don‘t blame mega on your herpes
Evan Barnes
If Tommy Wiseau was a hypersexual pedophile, this would be his autobiography.
Benjamin Williams
Has anybody finished reading it an dcould he sum it up for me?
Adam Powell
Of course not, nobody in this thread is degenerate eniugh to read past the first fucking paragrah
Evan Garcia
Ok, i‘ve read further and this is actually intriguing af. I love the toy store.
Parker Walker
I‘m on page 38 now. I hope this turns out to be a futuristic 120 days of sodom.
Adrian Johnson
bumping only because I appreciate the fact that people on Yea Forums are actually writing books, even if they turn out to be shit
Leo Sanders
ok, this is retarded but i can't fucking stop reading. fuck you op
Caleb Martinez
Lol Im on page 109 and like wtf there are so many narrators
Cameron Johnson
Could OP be the guy who wrote Among the Niggers?
He fucking calls mixed races "cafe lattes"
Dominic Smith
Is this the golden age of Yea Forums creativity, anons?
>user publishing house becoming a reality
>Feistanon's 100k word epic
>A Walking Aphrodisiac
>The Too Big Orgy
Kayden Gray
>This is not a question and answer.
what do you mean?
Leo Diaz
Does Behead all satans count?
John Adams
Just finished part three and cant tell if this is supposed to shock me or make me laugh, it used to do the second one but now its the first one, but then it goes back to comedy again, wtf
William Gutierrez
Would this sentence be made better if "I'm on a stainless steel umbrella" were changed to "I'm under a stainless steel umbrella"?
Jace Williams
stop larping as readers you degenerate cunt, it's painfully obvious you're the only one willing to read your garbage book
Aaron Richardson
>The Too Big Orgy
What's that one?
>Is this the golden age of Yea Forums creativity, anons?
Yes, and we're barely scratching the surface. It has only begun.
Jace Peterson
Some user had it for free for a week for us to read
It's bretty fun
Adam Hughes
why hasnt this thread been deleted, its spam