Hey Yea Forums, I just moved in to Gotham City and, there's this guys who lives in a very big tower not far from my flat, some CEO of some sort.
Well I kid you not, everytime I see him he's dressed in a cosplay of an ancient Roman or something. Like, with a toga and leaves on his head.
Rumors say he's legitimately a schizo and literally thinks he's Zeus.
Anyways, here's a photo of him. I miss Minnesota
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Oh yeah, that guy. I occasionally get set a bull loose on his property and give it a name tag saying Zeus.
Confuses the fuck out of him and you can hear the autistic screeching for hours.
He is unironically one of the very few who actually deserve to be in Arkham since it's clear he isn't in control of his actions.
Poison Ivy, Joker and the likes deserve the death penalty however
Do NOT fuck with that guy, he's a kook but he's jacked AND rich and will lose his shit if you piss him off.
Come to think of it, just about all the wealthy people in Gotham are fucked in the head, except maybe Bruce Wayne who seems nice but dumb.
You know rich people they like their weird cosplays, at least he isn't that mob weirdo that goes around in a weird black Jim Carrey the Mask's mask. He isn't even crazy like the Joker or crazy quilt he just wears that for no reason.
Welcome to this cosplay hell, this shithole is filled by dangerous schizos who have acces to weird weapons, i wonder where they buy them? also police is useless the last month a fucker in clown make up tried to poison the water plant and him only got slap on the wrist and got internated in a mental hospital with zero security, oh god in Texas that fucker would be gassed or injected in no time, I miss Laredo so much.
That's par for the course for CEOs OP.
>Come to think of it, just about all the wealthy people in Gotham
>in Gotham
And out.
>I just moved in to Gotham City
Why the fuck would you do that? Gotham is one of the biggest shitholes in America, you would legit have a better quality of life in fucking South Africa at this point.
>Bruce Wayne
Isn't that guy a himbo? Man, good thing he was born into money. No idea how someone like him could survive without it.