ITT post your favorite ATHF quotes

ITT post your favorite ATHF quotes

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>Ever since my son was...never conceived because I never had consensual sex without money involved, I've always looked at you as sort of a...thing that I could, you know, live next to in accordance with state laws.

>You look at OP and tell me there's a god.

"is your ego satisfied?"

>Yeah, I bet you'll do a number. In your tights! On Broadway!

>Whoa whoa you're taking it up too high, how will I inject the cheese.
It's all about the delivery which is why that show is eternal.

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>"I want you to meet... the Enforcerer!"
>"...I want my name to be Spaghetti."
>"A'ight fine, Spaghetti. Look, whatever, I don't care."

>Sex with animals? THERE'S NO TIME MAN!

>Honey, this is work. I can't put my skulls in the basement

>You tell me a lot of things. That doesn't mean I have to listen.

>Carl: "SOUTH BRONX PARADISE!"
>Frylock: "It says parasite!"
>Carl: "That's just liberal media. Ya guaranteed to shed some pounds."

there are too many, but I'll give a couple
>I get it. It ain't makin' me laugh, but I get it.
>Well no one escapes the...Alcatraz!
>What I say is very baffling!
>Typical liberal media, paradise, parasite, you're guaranteed to lose weight in the first few hours!
>Markula!
>POOF
>Tonight...you
>You seem to have your grill all up in my biznas, when it would be better served CRAMMED UP YOUR BUTTOCKS!!

I KNEW THAT LOOKED WRONG! YOU NEED THIS DRILL!

>"I have a brilliant plan to betray our new friend!"
>"I thought the plan was to barbecue with him or some--"
>"PLANS ARE FOR FOOLS!"

>"Not only do I hate the juden, but I am also their biggest fan?"
>"Looks that way."
>"Come here my Hebrew brother! Together we shall destroy the gays! Heil inflatable Hitler!

MY ASS HAS FINALLY DECIDED TO EAT MY HAND! IT HUNGERS... FOR MORE...!

"Ask her for the M. Night Shyamalan."

'Ey! THERE'S A FRIGGIN' EASTER EGG IN MY YARD!

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If you don't at least find 1 out of the 139 episodes of ATHF funny. You need to honestly rethink posting on Yea Forums or Yea Forums overall. The show has great quotes, comedy segments, and characters. I'll dare say that it was a staple of 2000s cable TV for the 16-30 age range at the time.

>wow, no one gets to level 3!
>you are the Moon Master!

>it’s not different at all is it Steve?
Or
>Uh oh! I gotta take a 10-100

>"AND YOU'RE GONNA PLUG HIM IN?!"
Shake was on fucking point this episode.

>Why am I black?

Well, that's probably Eggzilla, Carl. He's that fire-breathing Easter egg come outta my mind.

"What's the M Night Shyamalan?"
"She shoves a mop up ya ass. Ya won't see that coming."

Try waiting until your sleep deprived and marathon like 10. You'll either get it then or you never will.

>Cliff? Does anyone know a Cliff?
>Yes, my name is Cliff, and that's not a bill. Tell him, Err.
>That's a bill.
>A bi--WHY ARE WE TRYING TO CASH A BILL, ERR?
>Hell, I don't know, it's your uncle. I kept telling you on the way down here--
>That's right, he IS my uncle. And don't you forget it
>I kept saying, "This is a bill". I just figured you knew something I didn't
>I did know something I didn't...but it wasn't that.

>Why do you disapoint me? Second by second, you waste my time.

IT IS A NEW ERA!!! Heheheh, of loneliness. Oh god.

>You need to honestly rethink posting on Yea Forums or Yea Forums overall
cringe
not everyone has to like basic burger humor

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>"Well, I'm gonna sneak into YOUR country, and do this job there, AND THEN NOT CASH ANY OF YOUR FRIGGIN' CHECKS! HOW WILL YOU LIKE THAT?! YOU WON'T! BECAUSE YOU'LL BE HERE!"
>"Your logic is flawless."

>Religion ain't the answer!
>Yeah, no it's shampoo! Shampoo is the answer!

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>Oh wait, go back one, please.
>They all say the same damn thing, Shake!
>But I like that color!

That excuse only works with Xavier.

>...you're here about the termites, aren't you.
>Oh yeah, partly. Certainly not gonna sign for anymore packages...with the word "CONGO" written in BLOOD.

>If I woke up looking like that, I'd run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.

[Carl's head asplodes]

MEATWAD: Why'd he do that?

SHAKE: Why wouldn't he?

>"NOW YOU LISTEN DIRECTLY TO ME, FOR I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST, AND I HAVE COME TO SHOW YOU WHAT CHRISTMAS WAS LIKE."
>"Alright."

Okay, then what do you think peak Yea Forums comedy is?

>AND WHO NAMED US CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK?

Yeah, the animation really picks up around the second season.

>Hey, did he do number two yet?
>Damn! He drank all the coffee and half of those tablets, and he still hasn't gone!
>Shoot, that boy's gon' poop himself inside out! He's gon' lift right off the ground! It's gon' be like the Hulk just rippin' out the back of his pants!
>Shut up Meatwad!
>okay.
>...it's gon' smell like a paper mill, you know that, don'tcha? Why we doin' this? This seems sick.
>Well, the Super-Toilet needs to be tested on humans before I can actually apply for a patent.
>Well, he ain't gon' poop in the yard, I mean he can go inside to do that.
>Not if his door is locked.
>HEY! God, I gotta GO!!!

>Looks outside and sees that I'm in the UK and not burger-land
Um...user, ATHF is more than an American show.

>Where's Carl?
>He's.... enhancing himself
>Is he learning a second language?

>Why don't you ask that TV if he don't mind showin' me some Futurama? I like me some Futurama!

>Well now we're too damn cheap to receive it, so go the hell over to Carl Central and watch it to your heart's content!

>Carl gets Futurama?

>He didn't even want it until we started watching it!

>RUN, FATBOY, RUUUUUUUUUUUUN

practically every line Dr. Weird has is quotable, see also:

>I HAVE TO LOSE TEN MORE POUNDS OR I'LL NEVER BE PRETTY!

seeing carl go and smash his car made me laugh

shit rings so true. same with king of the hill. didnt help they only showed the latter a handful of times and never again

it's weird that I remember Futurama being on [as] longer than it was; I guess it's because they reran the show in its entirety enough times that it felt like they had it longer

fuckin' Carl Central, stealing the show

and now [as] doesn't even play it until after, like, 1am

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