Good morning, afternoon, evening or night, nandroid enthusiasts! After the regular OP disappeared and we had a few weird weeks, let's try to have a properly formatted thread again. Here is the new Emmy the Robot chapter.
Emmy the Robot - Official Comic
Jason Mitchell
Landon Butler
Emmy is clearly having trouble fitting in with her new robot acquaintances, but we are sadly no closer to learning their backstories. We do now know from Dom's behind-the-scenes comments that the readhead's name is Ula, though!
Liam Reed
Now, last week's thread was a bit of a fumble, so here is the previous comic part in case you missed it.
Easton Russell
And as always, please ignore blatant bait and spam and don't fall for derail attempts.
Robert Gomez
>lazy storytelling
kek. are there other places saying that how emmy got there is bad storytelling? this board is the only one that pops to mind.
Asher Martin
>baby's first anxiety attack
Isaiah Torres
I think Instagram and at least webtoon, and I'm sure someone must have said it on the patreon
We're not the only one who called him out on that kek
Lucas Butler
I'd like to break her mentally if you know what I mean
William Morris
>plastering Emmy across the name for easy searchability
Good going retard
Julian Perry
Owen Nguyen
Because it attracts the norwegian? Who cares, the 1 thread per week schtick was lifted. If it still hits bump/image limit today, we just make another thread. Let him be a retard until he figures his spam amasses to nothing now
Hudson Thompson
Colton Miller
I like how we finally got mods to understand we're allowed to have more threads and then we suddenly think that's a good idea anyways. We shouldn't have a thread until "this" is entirely taken care of once and for all.
Sebastian Gonzalez
>Emmy breaks a vase
This is how we meet the aunt
Anthony Campbell
Leo Howard
Shitman is not an excuse to have shit threads.
Blake Wood
I wish I hadn't already read these last week.
Fuck user for earlyposting.
Jordan Rivera
Robert Parker
wasn't even earlyposting like you'd usually see he literally was too stupid to put the right comic in the op
Aaron Lee
Is that a whore bot?
Kevin Rogers
one thread rule sucks but having spammer here is just as bad. we can have both if we report on the mod chat like how some user did before.
Benjamin Campbell
doubt it. i don't think dom will add one in the comic. at best she is a model bot that wears trendy clothes on runways.
William Morales
Shitman is an excuse to have no threads you hypersensitive retard, until this is fixed threads will die earlier with less contribution and will get worse and worse over time- but no, you need your weekly all-day Saturday stimulus thread to keep you from sucking your thumb again so you defend, or outright make, garbage fucking threads whether they mimic the old OP or not, and no wonder he disappeared because he saw the signs and left.
Thomas Jenkins
Bentley King
Wasted opportunity if she's not one. I'd like to see her having a talk with Emmy about "it" without Emmy understanding what she is talking about but feeling her pain
Noah White
It got a legitimate chuckle out of me.
Mason Lee
I'll go with singer given the easy reference
Dominic Lewis
Jason Scott
that could be one hell of an innuendo, and even if I still think she's not a "proper" sexbot of sort she could still be of a function that play on sex appeal. Unless she was just supposed to blend in with humans and her skin didn't age well
Luis Foster
Get a trip so we can filter you too.
Tyler Roberts
Most likely, but she won't explicitly state it in this family-friendly comic
Adam Scott
Grayson Hall
The Close button is right there, bud. No more Shitman, no more "garbage" thread, you can take as much of a break from these threads as you want!
Hunter Hernandez
I think she'll just say she's for "human companionship" when asked what she was built for, gets the point across without saying much and it could easily fly over Emmy's head but not the audiences'.
William Stewart
Emmy autistically asks her what she means with that or better yet she makes it weird by saying
>Oh like me and the kid I was assigned to
Nolan Harris
>"oh so that's why you were junked"
Chase James
Avery is for________
Joseph Hill
they could have her vacuum the floor with her mouth, that would also get the point across
Andrew Brown
>"I can suck a baseball through a garden hose"
Luke Hall
More and more annoyed, she lists all the analogies she can think of while Emmy stares at her with a goofy smile, not knowing what she means
Nicholas Mitchell
kek
Noah Ramirez
>"I suck dicks!"
>"That's a ... special ,way to eat a dessert"
Eli Smith
Did anyone notice this get posted to the booru???
Eli Phillips
wrong thread nantales
Julian Ward
autistic Emmy is best emmy
Jason Young
It got posted on Twitter before even last thread but didn't show up there. Crying shame!
Owen Cruz
And you're on the wrong continent, nigger
Tyler Hill
>commission art
>no one notices and praises you
>post it so people notice
Go away nantales
David Cruz
If liking puns makes me nantales, then I AM nantales!
Ian Howard
Then fucking leave
John Adams
I enjoy
Carson Morales
>publicly avaliable image
>clearly booru filename
>"MUH NANTALES!!!!"
im going to go insane
Brayden Wright
>look at who commissioned it
I wonder why
Jayden Thomas
Henry Williams
God I fucking hate Aria
Michael Martin
>GD
Grandma Dixie??
David Kelly
seethe nantales
Julian Ramirez
John Nelson
Luke Johnson
How do wooden tits work
Jeremiah Powell
They're carved in the shape, what are you, stupid? How do you think they put boobs on a wooden statue irl? Retard.
And those are clearly not wood you blind fuck
Nathaniel Cox
They don't, just like everything else about historical nandroids. Nothing makes sense.
Cameron Reyes
We have two major historical nandroid stories where one has turned into pregnancy porn and the other into nothing. Take your pick.
Andrew Johnson
Nice!
I'm starting to like Dennis more and more.
...But why does it feel like I'm watching a Pixar movie?
>eep
Oh crap, this is gonna turn into an Ouran ripoff, innit.
Ayden Morales
Thank you new OP for taking control of the threads before they spiraled into even greater chaos. Please don't leave us!
Jason Davis
Geez it's almost like you have to be an unhinged schizo to be a content creator, what a shock
Angel Bell
>historical nandroid stories where one has turned into pregnancy porn
Cameron Richardson
No thanks, I'm sticking to stories that make sense.
Jose Butler
Lmao Dixieanon made a non-canon side story that cater to his fetishes, you guys act like it's part of the main plot, only thing that tie them together is that it's a dixie offshoot
Lincoln Jackson
>How do you think they put boobs on a wooden statue irl?
Carve them.
>those are clearly not wood
She is made of wood
Justin Campbell
nantales moment
Aaron Kelly
>Carve them.
as I already stated, yes
>She is made of wood
You can see the seam where the wood end and the other stuff begin you're just blind
Austin Torres
>lazy storytelling
It's good to start the day with a genuine giggle like that gave me.
Maybe it was intended to be lazy and unbelievably for this very moment where the outmodes don't believe her.
John Howard
if it is Dom deserve a slap on the face and a firm handshake
Henry Edwards
>you're just blind
no nigger you're just a coomer
that's supposed to be better?
objectively true and we have suffered immensely for it
Daniel Johnson