Before Sonic and his friends were born, there was war. Mobians and the overlanders have been bitter enemies for hundreds of years but it never got too bad. That’s about to change! This is Darkness Falls!
Unofficial Sonic Storytime: Darkness Falls
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Ah yes, that sudden realization that you don't want to be in a trench with a high probability to die on a battlefield.
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT WAR
Our main characters!
Feet on the cover, oh boy!
The only thing worse than certain death is waiting for it.
Der Overlanders need Lebensraum to secure a future und der untermench Acorn are a menace that must be quashed
Look at all those twinks!
Well, Rosemary was barefoot in the official comics as well.
Uhhhhh... did we get the time periods mixed up?
Don't worry, they'll be fiiiiiine!
>Doesn't star Sonic in a Sonic fancomic
I'm out again.
Young Amadeus is peak twink. Now we know where older Tails gets it from.
Someone who can do voice stuff, I hope you can make something and post it on vocaroo before the thread is done.
And Tails was never born.
Good end unlocked
Oh, Space Marines.
They are FUCKED.
Time to reload an earlier save.
Reminder that we Echidnas would've kicked both sides asses.
Hopefully this is after some good sex. Need to continue the Prower bloodline!
Amadeus, listen to me. You need to knock her up now!
Runs in the family.
They need help. Maybe from some guy. A fat guy. A smart fat guy.
>Look at all those twinks!
I see we're starting to corrupt you knoductor-kun! TFW you'll never have a legion of twinks in uniform.
If only they had a convenient way to replace their wounded limbs with robot parts.
The Prowers are a proud and noble line of twinks.
>they just started dating
No, get back here and have a baby now!
Unironically yes. And then everyone gets experimented on.
Please don't bust a nut in front of your parents.
>I see we're starting to corrupt you knoductor-kun! TFW you'll never have a legion of twinks in uniform.
This Ride has done things to me. Opened my eyes.
>overlanders worshipping solaris
Do we get to see Jules and Bernadette going Solid Snake/Sam Fiaher on some fools?
Antoine's dad and Geoffrey's grandfather.
So... war it is...
The comic ends before we see them.
This is giving me some PTSD from back when I thought Russia was only mobilizing its troops as a show of force.
>WW1 era-ish Mobians
So amax is definitely going down the route of Tsar Nicholas II
Very nazi-ish of these overlanders.
>Armand trying to be a voice a reason while Ian is following Max's fuckery.
No wonder Geoffrey is a moron.
ENTER KING MAXIMILIAN
Gentlemen. Operation: Bait the Furries has been a rousing success. Amadeus is exactly where we need him to be so we can move forward with our further...plans. And with him out of the picture, there goes any chance of his little two-tailed tyke ever being born. However, before we begin our next phase, I would like to take some time to address a rumor floating around the fleet.
My friends, it has often been said that I like war. My friends, I like war. No, friends, I LOVE War.
I love Holocausts. I love Blitzkriegs. I love defensive lines. I love sieges. Charges. I love mop-up operations and retreats. Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air. Wars of ideologies, class wars, flame wars, storage wars! I love every act of war that can occur upon this earth! Except Cold Wars, of course (blueballed for 40 years...).
But Mobius has forgotten the taste of war. They have forgotten the feeling of the blood across their tongues, of their fellows being blown to smithereens, the feeling of a band of pitiful Resistance fighters marching towards their deaths with nothing but small arms, only to have their city smashed to atoms block by block by 4.8 ton bombshells, the utterly helpless annihilation of all that they love and value. A merciless, bloody war. A war whose fury is built with iron, and lightning, and fire.
Gentlemen, Mobius has forgotten the taste of fear. And all I ask, is for a war so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. So today, we will remind them of fear. We will remind them of the sound our jackboots make against their throats. We will remind them that there is NO God save War and not even those Echidna fucks will contest this.
So, I have brought you all back together. Because I want a war. I want the greatest war history has ever seen, that Mobius will remember for all of time! Gentlemen, I! WANT! A! WORLD! WAR!
You got any mobile suits to go with those ships?
Damn it Rosemary!
I mean, it probably was given how contented Rosemary looks.
>max: i just don't want to lose this war or get sent into another dimension where i become the slave of some crazed wizard
>have big honkin’ airships
>equip ground forces with bolt action rifles and peagun artillery
>Future Tails: "AMADEUS, YOU NEED TO FUCK ROSEMARY RIGHT FUCKING NOW. IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SECURE THE PROWER BLOODLINE."
Just make it sound like a big old slumber party and everyone is invited... whether they like it or not.
>let’s just drown their their superior forces in (non)human wave strategies
My god, they really are going full Tsarist Russia
>This Ride has done things to me. Opened my eyes.
We Have Such Sights to Show You!
>Mix of French and English roadsigns
Kingdom of Acorn is Canada Confirmed
Have you considered collecting 7 magical rocks?
Amadeus is very horny, do much so that this would probably be a very different kind of comic were it not for the ongoing war.
That's a big ring!
Yeah, they're fucked on the ground.
>hamlin: do it... not because i care about tails but because of him you two were rescued and you formed the council and i get to finally stick it to sonic and sally!
How about this plan: We drop space colony Ark onto Mobius. They'll never see it coming.
Careful with that threat, it kind of sounds lewd.
Might as well point out that the artist is Polish.
>letting Max start a war
Somebody kill him.
If you think about it, Rosemary has a photo of a naked guy next to her bed. But it's okay, he's wearing shoes. Probably.
Too skinny. I don't like your plan.
Why the fuck does he have that many titles.
Got to get to that college frat party!
To be fair to Max, it's not like the overlanders are being very reasonable. They're openly advocating genocide for the sake of their god.
Mobians are underdeveloped pls understand
The souls of Mobius are weighted down by Gravity!!
Gotta show that car some love. She likes taking it from the back.
Royalty always have a stupid amount of official titles, even now Queen Elizabeth has a laundry list of titles
One of Max's titles here is literally "Tsar of Volgha", so yes.
Here's Ian, Geoffrey's dad.
Must be nice having a super rich noble for a friend.
>that's a big ring!
For you, Conductor
Unfortunately this also makes them bourgeois and their heads will roll when the revolution comes
Amadeus must have a wonderful singing voice.
>ian dies in the early days of the war
>geoffrey is never born because of this
All Mobian males refuse to wear all but the bare minimum of clothing unless forced to, so I doubt she minds. Not like she bothers wearing shoes 99% of the time either.
>amadeus: you won't see me joining the army!
The good news is that they're peasants. Poor Ian though, he will be missed.
Considering the bullshit Geoffrey does and what it leads too, that may be a good thing.
The politics and social issues makes me wish this comic lasted long enough to do the bunnies and baronies. That's a whole other thing.
>The good news is that they're peasants
Khokhols get the bullet too
Amadeus, making nobles seethe by dating a girl.
Savor that dance. It just might be your last.
Nonexistence is too good for him.
Ah yes, the man who raised Geoffrey into a shit.
Afraid of swimming? What are you, hedgehogs?
ROSEMARY IS THINKING OF GETTING A CAT
THAT'S HOW IT STARTS
YOU NEED TO KNOCK HER UP NOW
Here's a spoiler: Fuck Max.
Oh my, what good news has Amadeus received?