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>VOY BAD

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>tfw no romulan sister-gf

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bros I gotta get a vulcan gf

u began thread too early u greedy fuck

That isn't Jellico.

is that sheridan?

It's not John Sheridan that's for sure
Gtfo of our galaxy space spiders

It's him faggot.

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Do you know what I love about Discovery and Picard? What massive fucking own goals they are for the writer's political message.

The federation is a post-scarcity socialist utopia where every sentient being from every conceivable background is perfectly equal. It also never starts wars of aggression and captains are willing to die before breaking the prime directive and they will still help out warp-capable species if they ask for it.
Not to mention the crews and captains of their ships just fly around space dabbing on authoritarians and intolerant species.

But what do the writers do to show everyone how woke they are? They turn the federation into an authoritarian shithole where people can be poor (without money) and racist who won't help refugees (just so we know fuck drumpf).
Also, their metaphors don't make sense.
The Romulans are refugees right? But they're also the space racists and the bad guys (and disturbingly infiltrators seeking to subvert the federation).
Also, the federation is implied to be incompetent self-serving and authoritarian, but every single person in a leadership role is a woman. So what, are women incompetent?

I just don't get it why destroy your own ideal outcome to show people how woke you are by implying refugees are evil subversive infiltrators and women are incompetent?

>Voyager

broblem, hu-mon?

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Because the writers are too dumb to realize how dumb they are.
Either that or one of the writers is a secret redpilled genius that managed to bamboozle all the other sjw "writers" just to fuck with their message.

You started a thread early to ensure that your thread would be the one we post in because people post in the one with most replies. Don't play innocent with me.

is great

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You are over thinking
They never watched a single episode of star trek and are trying to make a series from footnotes

Are you ready?

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>watching DS9
>crew hiding on a stolen Breen vessel sneaking into a facility to blow it up with an IED
>what possible choice of crewman can we bring along to build a home made bomb
>it's O'Brian
begorrah!

>its a "barclay being a coomer" episode

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Barclay & Geordi hit a bit close to home.
t. someone who got caught mastubating by his sister.

>Brian

my sister caught me several times, she just rolled with it and mocked me over it.
>oh we know what you do in the shower, user
Yeah yeah, fuck off. I know you had a vibrator too, bitch. Glad I stopped fucking her when i turned 15.

Ready to ... ?

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oops

Ready for the plundering

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Unironically Kirk. He walked the thin line between doing good and using force when necessary best. Picard was a good diplomat, but I wouldn't want him in command in a war. Sisko was too emotional. Janeway too double standardy. Archer brought a fucking dog to a diplomatic mission with a species he didn't know the culture of. Pike I don't know much about... who's left... I think that's all the main captain roles of Trek.

>that episode of DS9 where it shows that officers could set up transports
Why the fuck do officers walk when they can just teleport everywhere? Especially pregnant Kira.

Murder machines

>He doesn't know the transporter is just a lazy plot device
Only works when the script requires it bro, been that way since TOS. ENT tried to subvert this but gave up because that's retarded and they need to advance the plot

This is now a very hetero friendship thread.

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Don't infest TOS with your off-topic AIDS, you anal muncher.

WRONG MATE!

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Discovery season 2 = tng season 3

Starfleet regulation 34.5.1-6;
All away teams should have full tummies before going on an adventure!

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party!

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Am I the only one that preferred Sinclair over Sheridan?

Which one is which?

Yes

One is the Cook, one is the Connoisseur.
I can't tell either.

Yes

you're the only poster that makes me happy and appreciates peyton

no

No.
Sinclair had a commanding yet calm and understanding demeanour. I also felt like he was truly friends with Garibaldi, and he also really was focused on peace and being neutral with the other races.
Sheridan is great but he’s more of military action hero.

I just watched the show recently for the first time, when I got to season 2 and Sinclair was not around I called bullshit and almost bailed.

Glad I stayed on.

Real bummer what happened to the actor playing the role.

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holds me down
rapes me
troi tells me to grow a pair

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rapist

monster

sexual terrorist

Sheridan stole my boy Lennier’s waifu so fuck him

I sense you're upset

deviant

oh no wait

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Remember that episode of DS9 where they decided the Defiant had a full holographic communicator?

I don't get this meme.

It is not a meme, it is canon.

How did Sisko get away with poisoning an entire planet?

>episode where Quark thinks he is dying
>sells his body to Brunt
>cancels contract
>loses bar and all possessions
>gets given shit by the station
>has bar next episode
How? Did he buy it back from the FCA? He said he was suing the doctor for malpractice, did he get the money from it?

Captain Sisko. I'm Maquis.

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Human rights only apply to humans, even in trek

But it was a Marquis planet. They WERE human.

This is stupid!

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The greatest hero of our time

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>Marquis

If transporters existed, would you use one /trek/?

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Communists arnt human

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