*filters plebs*

>injecting philosophy for no reason
I bet you're a fan of Batman vs Superman, too.

Yes

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>haha dude elephant man funny
OP's a fag.

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I hate Damon Lindelof, but Alien: Covenant was an uneven mess as well albeit with a much more straight-forward story. I think Ridley has just lost it.

He peaked here
youtu.be/qCmz-sbKYRo

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so true. based thread OP

Youre gonna have to wait forever

>create a film whose hook is the mystique surrounding an advanced alien race that deliberately created human life and essentially the 'meaning of life'
>tip toe around the idea and never address it by turning the film into another generic slasher movie
>cocktease the idea to return in the sequel at the very end of the movie
>avoid having to expand on the idea AT ALL in the sequel by having all the engineers gassed to death for no reason in the sequel turning that film into a slasher flick too

fucking Damon Lindelof tier baiting

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By giving a stupid explanation to a fascinating mystery
>capeshit tier
You don't understand storytelling
>philosophical meat
A thing the hack never did in Prometheshit.

Prometheus/Covenant both belong to trash

People impressed by mystery boxes deserve the rope

i liked it, would have been better if the original script had stayed which didn't split prometheus and covenant up into two films.

>Would have been better with no connection to Alien and if it was a good film.
FTFY

but i liked that aspect

>I liked that it shat on a good movie!
Then you are an idiot, like Ridley
Kys prequeltard

kek at people complaining like Aliens franchise has had any merit for decades. Might as well get upset about the new Terminator movie

oh noes how will anyone ever recover from such a harmful blow

The franchise was already in shambles but Prometheus surely didin't help

Try to explain to me how it isn't kino
>Inb4 dey run in a str8 lime
Reddit

Then fuck off from the IP, imbecile.
You are the reason for Cinema being a joke now.
Fuck off from existing things

It's in shambles because it isn't left alone and because any addition is like Resurrection, Prometheus or Covenant

>not literally made for plebs

It's not very good, desu. It's better than the average Hollywood turd, but the script was too clumsy.

Meanwhile Covenant is the real plebfilter. Has some issues, but it's a nice balance between Alien and Aliens. Pretty much filtered out the retards that have no imagination and also the pretentious snobs that can't tolerate some decently fun and cool action.

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>cinéma

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>i-i-it’s a p-p-p-p-p-pleb filter!
Ah yes, the last refuge of a philistine.

Low IQ confirmed
Both flicks are pieces of shit
>nice balance between Alien and Aliens
Your stupid fanfiction prequels aren't even in the same universe
As this user said you are the filtered one

It was the question the movie imposed that made it good.

I still don’t understand the hate

>Asked questions that didn't have a place in the franchise
>Never did anything with thos question
>Whathever the flick did, it was stupid and made the rest of the franchise supider by association
Also
>It was the question the movie imposed that made it good.
you are literally saying
>the cover made the book good
exposing yourself as a bottom of the barrel philistine

It's true. You don't understand.

It just wasn't a very good movie.

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>A tantalizing question that boggles the mind

Was it too much for you?

>there are brainlets on this board who don't get prometheus
>their only argument is literally "It just wasn't a very good movie."

imagine being that guy.

ooohoho this is DEFINITELY me heehehe

>Imagine being overstimulated by a bad movie doing nothing with its own premise.
Was it deep to your IQ?

You "pleb filter" cattle always ignore every single evidence and answer and resort to accusing everyone of "muh it's bad because it's bad"
Truth is the one who didn't understand the flick is you

fpbp

The movie was a philosophical visual narrative that presented a question with no intention of answering it now. Though, I do believe the answer does exist, we're just so far removed from it, complexity wise, that it would seem nearly impossible to grasp if the answer did presented itself.

mmmmmpfff this is me kchchcha

Is it??????????
I really liked prometheo.

unironically based

There is an ocean of difference between a question that gets nowhere because it's dropped there but never explored and a question that spawns a compelling argument but never gets a definitive answer.
Also muh visual narrative is just you liking pretty pictures without a movie to justify their existence
Also you don't aske your fucking questions in existing franchises, unless they belong

>Prometheo
No doubt you liked Prometheshit

It was one of the top 3 kinos of the decade

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People only like this shit ironically

(Even if there are always few who unironically believe the meme)

>kino
>pleb filter
>u didn't understand
>2deep4u
>based
>"it's bad beacuse is bad"
>no argument
Why do shitlikers always talk like this?

>you don't aske your fucking questions in existing franchises, unless they belong

Part of the question was, where did the xenomorphs come from. And the movie answered it.

>Part of the question was, where did the xenomorphs come from.
No it wasn't, retard. It never was.
It was a mystery. It's there to fascinate you with the possibilities, not to get a clear answer.
You are too stupid to understand basic storytelling, no doubt you like this shallow YA flick
>And the movie answered it.
What the movie did was making it mundane and lame, and the Alien universe smaller

Prometheus was anything but basic storytelling. And because of that, it ran a bulldozer over your simplistic plot driven movie mind.

And as far as to where the xenomorphs came from; that question was prensented in the first movie.

Kys simpleton.
Why you brainlets are always blown away by all these incompetent flicks that only pay lip service to basic philosophy and build vast architectures of headcanon to avoid the truth?
>plot driven mind
Symbols and themes aren't the movie.
The movie is the movie.
The movie can have symbols and themes, but they work only if the movies works first.
FTFY
>abllo bloo first movie.
No. You don't understand storytelling.
Stories, a thing that humanity did since the dawn of times, aren't for you.
Again, kys pretentious simpleton

BASED, yeah the whole film is a giant cock tease, but knows its never gonna give you anything fuck this shit.

All the projection and still nothing to your name. Some people are just born to sit on the sidelines.

Crashes this space ship with no survivor

go to bed lindelof