I always sit down for peeing

I always sit down for peeing.

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Based

low test as fuck
someone should rape you

Me too, sister

Me too user it's easier to shitpost on /tv while sitting

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I always stand for shitting.

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What about the splashback?

I flush the toilet as soon as I start peeing so nobody hears it

I usually just run water from the faucet at the same time. Same if I am p*oping. Sometimes people ask if I was taking a shower because they're confused by the water being on for so long

I keep my toothbrush in the medicine cabinet and put down the toilet lid before I flush so my toothbrush and the room itself doesn't fill with and get coated in shitbowl particles.

>He doesn't sit while he pees

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you probably masturbate and have Plantar Fasciitis.

>put down the toilet lid before I flush
based man of logic and reason

Who here part of squat gang? Fuck sitters, squat for life

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>whores sit down for peeing
yeah thats my point OP

"old habits die hard"
t. pajeet

me too
I can't pee straight
if I try to stand up it sprinkles everywhere

i pee with the door open and leave the pee in there

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possibly the most based pic ever posted

Being tall is misery, can't stand pissing without feeling droplets on my shins

memes and racism aside

cold hard science says squatting is healthier than sitting.

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I do too sometimes, but it feels like more piss comes out when I stand so I do that more often

will this also help me fit a dildo in my butt? I'm having trouble taking the knot on my fox dildo