my wife loves Pierce even more now that she knows he stayed with and loved his wife while she got fat. Ummm.... should I be concerned bros?
My wife loves Pierce even more now that she knows he stayed with and loved his wife while she got fat. Ummm...
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How much does she weigh?
Post your wife and I'll tell you
120, 5-6" really good shape actually.
>she got fat
do you really believe she just "got" fat.
what a grand and intoxicating innocence.
its all work of the architect
>Ummm.... should I be concerned bros?
You should be excited
It's time to begin building
The Architects reach knows no bounds
You should be thankful the Architect has influenced you
Two of his sons are relentlessly handsome.
The other... some say he is the antithesis of his father's work. Voices in the dark whisper his name... Destroyer
Look at her mother or grandmother if there fat chances are she will be too. Not 100% but close enough
>there fat
Where fat?
Concerned? Lad you’ve just been given permission to begin your own project. Go forth and mould.
It's like poetry, he rebels everything his father has built, literally and metaphorically.
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Goldenfry
You're fulfilling your destiny, user. Become my apprentice. Learn to use the Fat Side of the Force.
Wasn't there a longer version of this webm
The mans work is never done
aw hamburgers there was a second part i dont seem to have
not sure
i like the idea that she really thought the ice cream was 40 calories a serving
CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM
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this made me paranoid about girls with fat mothers
I don't know whether it is universally true either, my life is a mess
slenderman looking nigga
>loved his wife while she got fat
99% of them get fat.
It's a question of when, not if
Nah man, I've met plenty who are quite stringy, there is no middle ground though
>she "got" fat
That's 2 decades of meticulous planning ya simp
You should be very worried. You are letting a prime opportunity slip through your fingers if you don't plump her up, and you better start soon since it sounds like she might of her own accord which is unacceptable. Left to her own devices she'll run wild, could a blind man have painted the sistine chapel? Only with your enlightened vision can she truly achieve her full potential under your watchful guidance and careful design.
>Come on honey
>You can always fit in one more eclair
there's an average of 8% bodyfat in this image jesus christ
It's time to begin following in his footsteps. His great work must spread. Also checked.
imposter. also i’m the most based person on this board.
sounds like ur wife wants to get bond burger'd. the squishier she gets the harder you'll want to pound her.
think of it as a challenge
Tell her that you are just like Pierce, you're a man who loves flesh. that'll confuse her.
The cherry on top of the chocolate cake that is the architect meme is that finally the bond burger meme has true meaning.
rude. also i’m the most based person on this board.
>8%
Being a little generous, aren't we?
PIerce is the only actor my mom has ever said she is attracted to, and she clarified it's because of the hair
the mofo is handsome, 2bh
the architect is not a well known trait of him
that's your Amy Whinehouse druggie core girlfriend, user
This.
>teenage/early 20s offspring of A list
>emaciated and unhealthy looking
It's the drugs
lame cunt wishing you death *peace fingers*
rude. also i’m the most based person on this board.
How is it possible to have a smile this overwhelmingly charismatic?
That absolute god-tier hairline
Only one man has seen the Schematics
I'd have the same expression
>One man seeks to build. Another seeks to destroy.
>"The Architect", starring Pierce Brosnan and Dylan Brosnan
checked
She didn't get fat, it was by design
Based
>should I be concerned bros
no, become more accepting of fatties.
isn't he a model for Saint-Laurent?
>sigh... somehow, the memes have spilled over into reality again
Pierce's wife actually still looks good fat, though. She's zaftig.
Look at his smile OP. Is that the face of a man who regrets his wifes weight? Follow his example
>he's still listed as an architect on wikipedia
KEK
I've got her in my sights. It's a clean shot. On your signal.
He's looking more and more like Sean Connery.
Kagrenac had Sunder and Keening, what does Pierce have?
the ice cream spoon and feeding tube
Is Hal the last good husband and father on comedy television?
>the reverse-engineer
I KNEW IT!
Holy fuck. Can a man be more based? Can a mere mortal achieve this naturally?
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