Favorite films that use long takes?

yeah there is something really unappealing about this webm and idk what it is. I feel kind of bad for being a little pushed back by it.

Films with unexpected twists?

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Especially you.

Crack

gossip. reality shows. makeup.

You have a penis you're not a woman.

She is trying too hard.

she's hot af though

Okay you gon’ tell her you have a gang of Tanqueray and some bubonic chronic.

That must be it. I'm sure she's just having fun but still it's very meh.

Sex.
Literally, women enjoy talking about sex.

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Politics

>completely superfluous dancing
>bops and jigs around the place like a clown
>unappealing dance moves
>repetitive use of shocked ":o" face
>takes too long blending
>stomach too flat and muscular

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just be yourself bro

Be a chad

I tried that. 80% of the time, it works everytime.

The only person to get the non-static long shot right was Zulawski.

Diabeł being a peak example of this.

>asking Yea Forums how to communicate with females

Have money and surround yourself with nice things

my god shes smug

post feet

>she

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She's acting like a she-boon.

based unit

Tell them all other women are whores. Then tell them about all the whore shit women do.

Do girls like getting their asses eaten out?

>God I hate women

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me in the background walking by

is that her meal for the rest of the week?

trannies set off by raw, natural feminine energy

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>She's acting like a she-boon.

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>Why yes, I am very attracted to women that look like skeletons with flesh stretched over them, how could you tell?

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So do I

Attention whores automatically loses all their attractivity when behaving like this.

it's smug aura mocks me

Why are American women so sluts?

i wouldn't say natural, she's being pretty cringe and thinks she's hotter than she really is
yeah

>you will never have a gf
Feels bad man

>This bitch is annoying
>If this was my wife I'd slap her one for acting like a retard and taking too long with my smoothie

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Provability logic.

women are full of life

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God I hate wh*te "people"

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>shakes ass at poorly made meal

AM I ATTRACTIVE YET? PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION AAAAAHHHH

based shes a queen

Why do women do this with their ass, it's actually a massive turn off, like some jungle shit or something. Not graceful at all.

Shit taste, OP.

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First time i ever thought a woman would be hotter with more fat on her arms.

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what's that big egg on the floor?

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>says the person who's never seen a krechschel kino

Why are American women so sluts?

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>all these seething roasties itt
lmao

>why yes I am a prole

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>Why do women do this with their ass, it's actually a massive turn off, like some jungle shit or something. Not graceful at all.

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Some are, others are completely devoid of it and suck it from men.

Because of jewish influence to slut out and not have white children

>>all these seething roasties itt
>lmao

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All women are sluts, some just get beaten and abused more

You forgot to add ">"
dumbass

>Lets relax tonight by spending two hours trying to find something to watch on Netflix xD

Why aren't women funny and why do they love that mediocre streaming service so much

trash can

Nice of you to give her what she asked for.

god I love women

why do i want to punch that bitch?

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BE TURNED OFF BY THE DEGRADATION OF WHAT IS MEANS TO BE A WOMAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU MUST LIKE WHOOOOOOOOOERS

>Because of jewish influence to slut out and not have white children

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No kidding, as only niggers get titillated by an ass being shaken at you.

that woman could star in a film with a long BLACK take if you guys are downloading the data that i'm uploading

I want to carve her open with that knife t bh

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Guys stop posting these webms it's giving me serious no gf feels and I don't want that. :(

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It's ok user, dubs and you get a gf

im gonna kms

i smell the stew you brew

>be a woman
>don't want to cook no more
>don't want to raise kids no more

I wonder how many here had regular meals cooked by their parents when they were growing up.

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I actually found her instagram by mistake the other day. It doesn't have many followers, she seems like a normal girl.

Unfortunately I have history deleted so I can't remember it

Women are taught that promiscuity is a virtue and good for them. If any negativity comes from it, for example, being unable to find a husband, it's men's fault for wanting to oppress women with the patriarchy, and men need to step up.

Who is this?

>off by one
oof

why do you care so much about getting a gf?

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sneed

she's hot but her instagram is full of political shit

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Post her boyfriend

BOOBIES

can we get a few names attached to those slutty webms, pls ?

victoria justice

who tf is this

We know it's a Chink

>she's hot
Well she is only as hot as her makeup, yes her titties are large and suckable, but no milk=no use

whomst?

Fake tits are so gross, and any woman who is willing to shove plastic under their skin to feel validated is not worth knowing.

>I wonder how many here had regular meals cooked by their parents when they were growing up.

three days a week were fast food days

yeah fair enough

What's her youtube?
It's full of cooking stuff.

Guys how do I find a nice gf who doesn't act like a whore?

I'm just so lonely.

those aren't fake

she's a famous actress

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Be Chad

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ugly annoying whore wouldn't bang.

They clearly are. Sorry to break your coomer fantasy.

bvs (2016)
Do girls really act like this? y?

your gf

thats a guy

get a gf and don't indulge her when she acts like one.

pusy

There's other ways to cope with loneliness, just don't let your happiness depend on other people.

You don't deserve a gf like that

Just beat her daily

big incel vibes itt

they arent

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>t. virgin (incel)

It's 2020, most women have learn't the power of the pussy and how most men will fall for simple tricks.
Also years of online dating have caused a lot of women to have an inflated self worth.

Is it beta of me to want a woman who hasn't sucked 37 dicks?

That look to the camera at the end is the one
Would wife

major chad frequencies on this topic

she looks like a chihuahua

This, also I suspect there's no yogurt in that smoothie. Jesus christ it's not that hard to make a smoothie, you don't have to make a whole thing of it

large cuckold simp aura emanations

>Yea Forums - Television & Film

Same. If only she had a bigger ass

I wish I had bigger boobs

Why?

Those are fake tits my friend.
>implyign a coomer like has ever touched a pair of tits in your life for reference

>Those are fake tits my friend.

You do realise Large doesn't equal fake.

I'm going to go crazy trying to find OP girl's youtube. It's not in my history.

this thread is proof that Yea Forums is under 18

they aren't

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Natural boobs aren't perfect circles, they're bags of sand that hang down. You can tell hers are fake by the fact that the shape doesn't disappear into her armpit.

I wish you had bigger boobs too

nigger those are so obviously real you fucking virgin

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looks like she just left a Polish holiday camp that had it's supply lines bombed.

We're talking about our favorite movies that make use of long takes idiot

cute

fake tits don't move like that

What made this whore famous ?

t. seething womyn

My queen

They enjoy hearing whatever chad wants to talk about.
Do not try to appeal to women. If they sense you are doing something because they said so, they will lose interest in you.
I talk for hours about theories in physics with women and I almost always get laid even though they don't understand a fucking word I say.

A true Auschwitz survivor

Yes, I am aware. They are in fact fake though. I can guarantee it.
I have yet o hear why you believe they are real? Besides the fact that you want them to be.
Modern fake tits aren't stationary plastic blbs, they're made of saline and move and flow like real tits, they are still implanted though and entirely fake. Your coomer fantasy is getting in the way of your judgement.

I wont lie, seeing people flaunt themselves sexually makes me angry because I know its not meant for me.

I couldn't take my eyes off the retarded PATRIOTIC CHOPPING BOARD.

Her fake tits.

It's easy man. Anytime she acts like one, glare disapprovingly at her. She'll 100% knock it off. It's a shitty learned behavior, something she can override by wanting to please you. Or tell her to knock it off.

>dated a girl
>she'd always do some annoying thing to try and set me off
>no sell it, so she tries something different
>at one point we're watching some Maury clips on youtube
>she's smacking her lips while chewing gum
>stand up quickly, like I heard a burglar or something
>look her in the eyes
>she's all "wtf"
>I tell her "hey cut that gum shit out"
>she never chews gum while dating me ever again

It was at this point that I understood what keeping your woman in line meant. It didn't mean constantly slapping her silly. It was asserting authority. We broke up, not because of that incident, but because we had nothing really in common. It was all just sex.

awww she's a christian just like me

even the best fake tits don't move that way

Sorry but cute brunette dancing skinny girls are the hottest things ever

youtube.com/watch?v=aJOTlE1K90k

gal gadot at 1:33 makes me feel so lonely

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I just accidental made a white warm smoothie in my pants.

My mad because she's not under my arms :(

Apparently they do, because those tits are fake. Notice how she never appears in an angle that would show the underside of her breasts? It's because that is where the scar is located.

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>We broke up, not because of that incident,
It was the accumulation of your shitty behavior that pushed her to the edge.

Why do I keep going into these threads?

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>soulless brunette
Blondes are the hottest

the real answer is that they are moderately sized breasts that have been enhanced to be "large"
you can tell because of the way they are

where are these scars you say?

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god why do women do the stupidest fucking exercises

literally what does this accomplish

Prove it

The burger mutt ruined it

also by the pixels

some women just like to dance

youtube.com/watch?v=9DioivdeAP0

I can literally still see it on her exposed breast, despite the photoshop/airbrushing effort on her part.

>the shape doesn't disappear into her armpit.
that's how most boobjobs are made these days dumbass.

>doesn't know hip thrusts
>calls others stupid
Why are incels like this?

have you ever set foot in a gym you fucking retard

that is not how you hip thrust

meh face
God Tier Body.

All women are whores. Women are such whores that they can't stop behaving like sluts even when they're making fucking smoothies.

quote 10 posts that talked about movies.

Frens, my loneliness is crippling me and it's getting severe. How can one find a gf?

There's nothing on

>It's because that is where the scar is located.
lol america is not a south american shithole they don't cut under the breasts since the 80's

be chad or get rich

>he can't into actualities
>he thinks movies start with melies
p l e b
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b

Seek happiness from within, then become self confident and then girls will come. Or so I've heard, I'm in the same situation.

first step is drop unattractive traits like posting on Yea Forums and being a conservative

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Go outside and do things to try and meet people. I hear bars are good. I don't like drinking and I feel like a loser when I am at a bar alone though. I don't know. Is Tinder still popular?

I'm in the same boat as you, breh. We might as well just pay a prostitute at this point.

Terrible advice. Liberal men are so effeminate they are basically females.

cringe
based
cringe but cute tummy

Sorry I don't take advice for trannys
Thanks user will do
I'm 6'1 with a chin and hair. Hope this is enough

Post face

Get /fit/
Get Yea Forums
Get /fa/
The three keys of mastery that will unlock a happy and fulfilling life.

You won't do it though because you are looking for short term gain and not long term solutions.

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Thanks anons

shes dancing like meadows college roomate

the industrial revolution and its consequences

kek called it

You're welcome.

Called what, exactly?

Well, that was hysterical.

If you didn't meet her in school and weren't her first love it's too late. All women who don't settle down immediately at a young age and devote themselves to one man become whores. It's just too easy for them to get laid. And the more sex they have the less they value committed relationships, men, and themselves.

>natural
Based incel

underrated

post more vreeland shaking her juggs

>Happy New Year, /fit/

Do you want a gf or not?

But then wouldn't your penis get jealous?

I have a gf, I've had quite a few gfs, and I can tell you form experience that women are friends with Liberal/effeminate men, and fuck and date masculine/Conservative men. Liberal men come off as weak, and women do not like that.

Be Chad

2nd greatest feeling itw

this shit is so painfully unattractive, it's so attention whoreish.

How eager of you to jump into the conversation. However, I'm talking about in the real world and not internet fantasy land.

Music. Easily the best way to meet people in general. It's easy to judge someone's personality by their music.

>this cope and cognitive dissonance
Heh, how fitting for a Liberal male. Also I should say that you have no room to give others advice, as you are not a woman, you are a man with a mental illness and striped knee high socks.

Why is it that every time I see a girl having "fun" in a video she's always acting sexily?

How do I become a Chad?

or fake laughing

If you suffer from crippling loneliness, you will reek of desperation and girls will smell it from a mile away so you'll never get a girlfriend. At some point the sexual and romantic side of you has been unused for so long that it shuts down completely and you become apathetic towards girls. At this point, the girls will suddenly become interested in you since you don't give them any attention unlike literally every other man between the ages of 12 and 120. But you can't switch your sexuality back on again so you'll just let all those opportunities slide. And the worst part is, you don't even feel bad about it. There's no "damn, should have taken that girl's number when she offered, why was I so fucking stupid?" No, you just go on with your life.

Because women are only good for sex

Yep, there's that abrupt unattractiveness. I didn't even have to try.

same

Lift

Lol is that her act? Just tits? One trick pony

Quiet sissy boy. Your opinion is worthless and not needed in matters of masculinity or female/male relations.

just tell them you are rich and you can fuck any chick you want.

this is like the female equivalent of the guy who tried to pass off reload animations as dance moves

women are literally just vessels.

Yeah I'm sure you're convinced you're the normal, cool-headed one here.

There are many ways to do it. I’m sure you appreciate learning something new today.

this is quite literally the opposite motion of a hip thrust and does jack shit, please kill yourself immediately

Only because you got trips. Women in general will talk about one of 2 things with coworkers/people they just met. Sex/relationships and gossip. Yeah you can sometimes get a capeshit convo rolling but the female will derail it to talk about something more vapid eventually.
This said it only happens if the woman feels some small sense of connection with you, this connection being as minor and meaningless as you both being coworkers, being in a bar together or what have you. Women are not complicated, they are confusing. This is what upsets incels. Most incels have insecurity issues, and so when they get confused by the femoids antics the incel will conflate the issue into believing women are more complicated than they are.
Tl;dr talk to the bitch for all of 10 seconds, and then give meaningless responses to whatever she says back so you seem interested, and within minutes the femoid will tell you her entire life story.

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accept it

Just the one in this exchange with more experience concerning having girlfriends/relationships. I can see you have a theory on what women like to see in a mate, but you have no practice of this theory. So as I said before, excuse yourself from the conversation.

What's like to have a gf?

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me in the back

To others you come off as a bipolar schizoid, just saying.

It's insufferable. They are attention whores of the highest order, and have no respect or patience regarding your time and attention. Everything MUST be about them or for them, including all your fucking money. Trust me, being alone is preferable.

I'm gonna die a virgin, won't I?

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>Liberal men are so effeminate they are basically females.

Pretty fucking rich for a bunch of effete incels for whom it's jailhouse queer or nothing.

I come off as a man who understand masculinity, and it's contradiction to the nature of the Liberal effeminate male. Women do not like weak men, and Liberal men are perceived as weak. Sorry to break it to you.

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based

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here's some of the people you're asking breh

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Keep your deranged tranny sexual fantasies to yourself. Thanks.

>brown
Hopefully

>I come off as a man who understand masculinity

Not on Yea Forums you don't.

t. seething kike

lmao

You come off as projecting and short-tempered. It's kind of pathetic how you want random anons to believe you.

>trusting a retard to provide the most important factor in your existence

>an adult made this post

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Rollin'.

>what flavor crab legs do you want today user?

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You shouldn't project your own qualities onto the others here. It will skew your views from reality.

>libshit calling anyone a incel
That's cute

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Same. Women live life on tutorial mode.

It shows off her fat pusy and gains attention

It's a shit thread but the principal share of the blame doesn't fall on you guys.

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t. seething tranny

>resorting to personal attacks now
Thanks, I'll take that as a concession for this exchange. I hope you learned something.

That's not a hip thrust you fucking manlet. This is why gyms need a height limit

>a incel

That and an retard.

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Add thin-skinned to the list.

lol nice cope fag

All of them wrong except one

trying too hard breh

Imagine just completely destroying her looks with acid and then letting her back into the world she is unable to live in without relying on her looks

Noted. Is there any other topic of contention you would like to be set right on?

>lol nice cope fag

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is that a tranny? Yea Forums has ruined me with images.

Funny how this board has daily threads of right wingers crying about being incels in an unfair society, meanwhile incels only make up like 3% the population by their late 20's.

>using wojak
>omg you're so mad
lol keep going I love it

Nah too attractive to be a tranny

cope

see
there's always one

She has an instagram. Guess who she's dating?

who

I think he's the same one in every thread desu

heh

I like women. Asians, whites, latinas, from skinny to thick, I'm not very picky.
For some reason, this webm is not arousing at all, not one bit.

It's pretty comical how many times girls I've basically just met through an aquantaince will tell me their entire life story and how they're cheating on their boyfriends but they love him so much and their life would be ruined if she ever lost him. It's fucking pathetic and they STILL tell you, even when you literally tell them to shut the fuck up.

Maybe you're confusing fashcels with republican conservatives

I would intentionally get this scene wrong every single time until they fired me
I wouldnt be able to resist

>didn't bother to mention chocolate queens
Weak list user

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Why are women so sexy when they cook?

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these bitches are shaking the part of their body where they will shit this food out in 3 days after an entire day of nasty farts

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AMBALAMPS

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Imagine the smell haha

DAMN DANIEL
BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE WHITE VANS

I don't know wtf "fashcels" are.

What really annoys me is how everyone acts as if being able to cook is an accomplishment or something.

pfft, I wish

what a tarded body shape

her legs have surprisingly not degenerated far yet. for most they turn into sticks.

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>Fake tits are so gross, and any woman who is willing to shove plastic under their skin to feel validated is not worth knowing.

t.cool wine aunt

bitch lifted them up to put her stocking on, this must just be fetish porn, i want my dollar back

>implying

stick to sucking camel penis

I'm actually just a man with standards.

someone fix this

>I'm actually just a man

based honest tranny

That's because she makes those retarded "teehee i am so funny" faces.