Stop pretending you didn't bust a nut on it. No lies

I actually want to go back in time and eat her ass

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This and Total Recall's three titted chick are my confused childhood wanks.

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Jamie lee curtis has to be a tranny. Those wide shoulders, male torso shape. masculine face.
Id wager a 95% chance that he has xy chromosomes swimming around.

>Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

i have blasted loads to this scene and am not ashamed

in the timeline we were in previously they were, i remember it.

I unironically wood. Bag over head, problem solved. You got meme'd

Born in '89. Seen this flick plenty of times. It's one of my Dad's favorites. My mother was told long ago that she looks like JLC and I agree.
I'm not sure I've ever jerked it to this seen, though I definitely wood berry.

You're a bit late. People have been saying she's a hermaphrodite since the 70s.

>My mother was told long ago that she looks like JLC and I agree.
Your mom must be fucking ugly then JLC weakest point was always her face.

Hollow Man and Striptease were my fap movies.

This, I always heard she was just a hermaphrodite. It's so commonplace that I genuinely just thought it was fact.

That's a matter of opinion, and I respect yours.

I thought the joke was we pretended to be grossed out but all wanted to fuck her?

JLC has always been fuckable

you mean handsome you dick

I have a thing for butterfaces, so yeah.

When I was a kid, I had a very narrow definition of what an attractive woman looked like. The slicked back short wet hair killed my boner.

Her absolute thickness in Christmas With the Kranks btfo my dick.

I did. Many times and I imagined a lot. No regrets.

Isn’t JLC a tranny

Yeah this scene was fuckin gross. I don't like manish women.
The people who keep making these threads are trannies and fags

i fapped to the ballroom dance scene instead with tia carrere

I never saw the movie, but I
imagine
it was pretty bad,
being
a scene of Jamie Lee Curtis past her prime.
Arnold
didn't even seem interested in it

Sure she has a nice tight and firm body. Not a fan of the hair, but eh whatever

>thinking this is a tranny
>tranny technology was this good back then when Jazz modern day can only wish she looks like this

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She was "attractive", just not to me, finally, I was able to tell True Lies

grandma face

lmao

FOR THAT IS WHAT SHE CALLS HERSELF

I did. Repeatedly.

Wore out the tape at this particular scene.

But this was the days before the internet.

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>hermaphrodite
you'll never be able to tell from her actual body or shoulders. it's never telling in that way in hermaphrodites.

Literally the perfect body. Any man who wouldnt fuck this is straight up gay

seriously, it's like not modern thot tier but if you scroll past her head it's like 2001 CG era perfect, it's so strange.

cracking body, quite possibly a 10/10. extremely cringe text in the webm though.

This is why i‘m posting swimsuit model pics as post-ops in tranny threads so the Wachowski looking ones kill themselves faster

The suicide rate among trannies is actually pretty low - it's 5%-7%. The actual rate of them contemplating it is +-40%, and the rate for them attempting it, but failing, is 9%. You should read the actual study itself - not the screenshot of the chart.

Damn, women can‘t do anything right, not even the delusional ones

>what did they call that haircut in the 90's?

The Qui-Gon Jinn

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she looks so hot goddamnit I never had a girl like this, why even fucking live

>The suicide rate among trannies is actually pretty low - it's 5%-7%

it's actually lower than that

I never jerked off to that scene.

Did we have this thread before? I thinking I'm experiencing a really bad case of Deja vu.

>bust a nut on it
>on it
don't you mean "bust a nut to it"?