Has no good games

>has no good games
>gets the first actually enjoyable video game movie

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>no good games

false

Angry birds 1 was funny. The second one was cancer.

>mortal kombat exists in your path
Fuck off

>what you see is what you get! Just a hedgehog who loves adventures!
>I'm sonic the hedgehog
>Your adventure days are coming to an end!
Was it kino?

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op drinks baby urine

>silent hill exists in your path
Fuck off

Silent Hill is a piece of shit my friend

Silent Hill was fucking TRASH. I'd rather watch Mortal Kombat Annihilation.

>enjoyable
idiots

It wasn't enjoyable, it was trash. Maybe your poor reading has a correlation with your trash taste in movies.

Kino moment, but Adventure 1 is a better game overall.

>MUH GENASUS GAYMES!!

The only noteworthy thing about them is the music

That would be Mortal Kombat on both counts.

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This is so fucking contrarian. It's definitely one of those series that's composed of like 70% bad games at this point, but it still has a chunk of good ones. To say it has zero is ridiculous.

Genesis was the console of smart people, it had better graphics and pushed the home gaming envelope. That generation of kids are now adults with children, so they want to go. Other kids see it as retro and kinda fun.

>basement dwellers are feminists
>much why

>go to shitty ghetto theater to watch it
>Tails reveal happens
>hear a bunch of nigs absolutely lose their fucking shit

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It's officially getting a sequel. Sonic outperformed Pikachu, who saw that coming?

A lot of people.

Sonic deserves it desu
The amount of autism required to construct Sonic's retardedly deep hidden lore that 99% of people won't notice or care about is very admirable

I wanna lick Tails' butthole

Adventure 1 can barely be called a game and it will never cease to amaze me that people ever found it good, let alone that they still do. Adventure 2 is the best Sonic game.

Sonic is like Star Wars.
Only the original trilogy is good and everything that came after is irredeemable garbage with no soul made to milk little kids for their money

>Sonic is the first mainstream video game series that portrays the murder of a child

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Heroes, 06, Secret Rings, Black Knight and Lost World are literally, LITERALLY, L I T E R A L L Y the only truly terrible Sonic games

If you think 1 is bad, then I don't see how you can like 2. 2 is worse than 1 in every conceivable way. I finally played 2 for the first time just a few months ago, and I can honestly say, without nostalgia, that the game fucking sucks. I replayed 1 right before it and found it way more enjoyable. 2 shouldn't even be called Adventure, it felt like something totally different.

There is literally no other franchise that deserves it besides Snyder's DCEU
I knew they were making a comeback since generations and colors and this confirms 20 more years of Sonic

Oh shit... and Boom, of course,

>snyder
I can't believe people are falling for this meme.

I wouldn't say it sucks. It still provides a load of fun, but it IS a noticeable step down from 1.

You can argue that some of the later games aren't trully 100% bad, but no one and i mean NO ONE of them captures the feel of the originals.
No, not even Mania.

Take a look at the current state of DC and honestly tell me that the MOS/BVS era wasn't better

>forgetting Shadow the Hedgehog
>forgetting Forces
06 is at least fun in a so bad/glitchy it's good way. I'd rather play it than the other two mentioned.

Better than awful doesn't default to good or even worth discussing. Snyder's DCEU, for example.

Zelda deserves a B. Demill type epic. The ziphead will never sign off on it. God love that ziphead. All hail Link, the destroyer of Ganon.

Would it work as a movie though? Link never speaks and getting the timelines straight would be frustrating

Generations will be 9 years old this year. I was optimistic for the future of Sonic once that came out, but it was a fluke. No other Sonic game since then has been good, other than Mania. Especially the 3D games, which have been trash.

Fuck off faggot, games were amazing. But you're right the music is pure kino and some of the best music ever written.

Shadow was going for it's own thing. It's still solid and fun to play--it's the mission structure that fucked it all up. It's just a not-shitty Heroes.

A non-talking hero would be refreshing. Hell, pitch it as such.

3D sonic is hard to conceptualize though, the main mechanic is pointless outside of 2D

Hardcore Henry was a fantastic action movie Some might say a bit underrated.

When's the last time you played Shadow? Shadow is fucking awful, dude. It's just as bad as Heroes, but for other reasons. I wanted to try it out as an adult, having not played it since release, and holy shit was it bad. I'll repeat, I'd play 06 over it any day.

>fucking hideous to look at
>slippery as fuck controls, always feels like you're running on ice
>awful/pointless story
>only enjoyable mission type is the "get to the ring" type of missions
>main powers don't even make sense in the type of game it is
>dark power makes a pitiful explosion that barely does shit
>hero makes you speed to the end of the level, which goes against 2/3rds of the missions where you have to scour to kill/collect shit, so you can never use this power unless you're going for the neutral route
>even the music is bad as far as Sonic games go
This game is like a bad, bad April Fool's joke. The unironic edgyness, fucking guns, I don't see how this ever got approved. This game deserves its joke of a reputation.

>even the music is bad
Opinion discarded.
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Agreed, adventure 2 its the best sonic game ever made.

It has a lower RT score than Detective Pikachu.

I'm just surprised they made a first person film work

It made less money than Detective Pikachu

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Based

Adventure 2 and Heroes are kino

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Name a single intro to a game than this

Better than*
Fuck

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