ATTENTION, MOVIEGOERS. WE INTERRUPT THE ONGOING KINO TO INFORM THAT TODAY IS user'S BIRTHDAY. EVERYONE GIVE HIM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE.
ATTENTION, MOVIEGOERS. WE INTERRUPT THE ONGOING KINO TO INFORM THAT TODAY IS user'S BIRTHDAY...
Andrew Long
Elijah White
AND THAT SAID user HAS NEVER HAD SEX.THATS RIGHT LADIES, HES A VIRGIN
Owen Lee
Wait a second, Robert... if you are here, who is manning the concessions stand?
Cameron Powell
who?
Samuel Butler
W-why Robert!? I told you I said the n word by accident
Elijah James
Literally who?
Isaiah Evans
based robert
Anthony Butler
happy birthday, user
Carson Fisher
>AND HE'S HERE ALONE TOO? IN VIOLATION OF THE "NO SINGLES" POLICY? SECURITY! ESCORT user TO THE POPCORN MINES AT ONCE!
Gabriel Long
Hiya user
Carson Reyes
Dammit Robert, I specifically chose the no birthday announcement package alongside the penis inspection package.
Dylan Peterson
get out of my sight you putrid cumsock. bring robert, now! ROBERT!!
Brody Jackson
H-h-hello c-can I have one t-ticket to B-bladeru-......
Parker Cruz
YAAAAAYYYYYYY ANOTHER REDDIT CONTAINMENT THREAD
Jacob Ross
One Robert please
Colton Robinson
>"NO SINGLES" POLICY
Wait. That's a real thing? No memeing.
Bentley Hill
Yes
Jaxon Wright
first off, newfag. Second, it does exist but very rare
Andrew Bell
I literally threw up the last time I had to talk to a girl.
Brandon Thompson
Aren't you that dumb cosplayer girl?
Thomas Myers
>Yeah, it's him... he's back. Approaching the counter now-
>"Oh, um, hey user. How's it going?"
Thomas Davis
if women take over the planet, there won't actually be a penis inspection day...right?
Elijah Clark
>spotlight shines on user
>stands up and does the floss
Gabriel Thomas
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
Asher Lee
y-you to tyrone
Elijah Scott
get out of my sight before I clobber you over the head and chain you to my basement wall where you belong
Daniel Russell
okay listen here cumslut one ticket for parasite
Brayden Adams
Don't worry, we will never reach the point where a woman is handling your penis.
Hudson Powell
Wait, you don't have penis inspections at yout local kinoplex? They usually happen during the pre-movie shower out my way.
Carter Wood
aw Robert you shouldn't ha
WTF I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE
Zachary Hill
>watches movies over at his Uncle Mike's.
Cameron Mitchell
1 strawberry shortcake turd ice cream please. Yes, straight from the source is fine.
Jace Cooper
>brown eyes
easy mode
Jaxson Rodriguez
if it was green eyes i wouldn't be able to do it
Jonathan Turner
Um, yes one ticket for El Bromas p-por favor