How much of a cinephile are you?

What a pleb.
The point is to appreciate all art.
If you can’t appreciate the likes of Paul WS Anderson and Eli Roth but go on about Tarr and Claire Dennis, you’re a fucking fake cinephile

I cant read it its going too fucking fast

>a woman only has 4 ages
Figures

All the world’s a stage,
And all the men and women merely players.
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse’s arms.
Then, the whining school-boy with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like a snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress’ eyebrow. Then, a soldier,
Full of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honour, sudden, and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon’s mouth. And then, the justice,
In fair round belly, with a good capon lin’d,
With eyes severe, and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws, and modern instances,
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slipper’d pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side,
His youthful hose, well sav’d, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.’

>If you can’t appreciate the likes of Paul WS Anderson
>you share a board with people who have never binge watched all six Resident Evil films

Ok that's pretty based.

woah that's a lot of cuts! this lady knows what she's talking about!

You mean she stopped enjoying the films of Wes Anderson?

>there are people out there who don’t put Three Musketeers in Top 10 of the 10s
>RE gets looked over

Same goes for Eli Roth

how do her breasts manage to be that droopy?
She's wearing a bra and a shirt; it's not like they aren't being supported by anything.

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The worst part she probably knows more about film than the average Yea Forums user

wearing a bra weakens your breast muscles and make tits drag far more over time without one

Must be a fan of Goddard.

I want to titty fuck that good looking boy

I'm at the stage where I watch anything I want and don't get angry about people having different opinions than myself.

I actually did try to watch Sátántangó but couldn't finish it.

that's irrelevant.
Why are her breasts still drooping down like sacks of sand, even though she's already wearing a bra and a shirt?

Based

Godard? Trash?

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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i dunno i just thought to share the tibbit
my new barely legal gf told me when i asked why she won't wear a bra

So, the consoomer pleb stage?

>Same goes for Eli Roth
No, it doesn't.

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>Eli Roth
Hey retard.

Fuck tit tok

how can i be a consoomer if i don't watch capeshit?

I hate women so fucking much it's unreal

Yea Forums is a secret foot fetish board. Hell, I don't even watch movies and it's been my primary board for 7 years or so.

Where is it implied that the higher stages exclude the enjoyment of the films mentioned in the earlier stages
Also the whole thing seems to be kind of tongue in cheek anyway

>my new barely legal gf told me
"things that never happened" - the post

based

i would lay pipe in this bitch so hard

Why is every cinefile girl gay?

white people have no personality

because liking "cinema" is for faggots

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>normal Yea Forums words but a tits guy

naw i just have my dad to thank for letting me have a chance at life with decent handsome features, and money to jumpstart life with.
im 23, shes 17
the secret to getting woman is bitches love good looking guys with their own place and car

Let see
Body built like a fridge
Dyke haircut
Tryhard attitude
Titktok zoomer
Yep, fuck women bros

I've probably seen 1500 or so movies but I'm a casual. Haven't watched almost anything other than mainstream stuff and I just don't have the capacity to perceive stuff on more than a surface level.

where have I heard that before?
did your dad happen also give you a small loan of a million dollars?
I'm not trying to insult you, user. I'm just finding it very hard to believe you.
Nevertheless, i wish you luck with your jailbait GF. I hope you won't get #METOO'd

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It’s in TikTok. It ain’t ironic or cheeky

Same user. Get educated.

>When the cinephilia hits

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i sat through 7 1/2 hours of satantango at the museum of modern art screening in nyc
entry level slut

Tik Tok is based. There's lots of funny content on there if you know where to look.

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>posted 29 seconds apart
>same user
Hey retard.

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based but i'd prefer to beat her to death