If Brad Pitt was acne he would be Brad Zitt

If Brad Pitt could sand edges down he would be Brad Gritt

If Brad Pitt was capable of being ignited as a source of lighting he'd be Brad Litt

If Brad Pitt was a giant hole in the ground he'd be Brad Pit

If Brad Pitt was the part of the arm where it meets the torso hed be Brad Pitt.

If Brad Pitt had Big Naturals made for suckling he'd be Brad Titt

If Brad Pitt was a loser wanting to improve himself he'd be Brad /fit/

If Brad Pit was a lovable idiot into skateboarding he would be Rad Twit.

If Brad Pitt emptied a clip on Angelina Jolie she would be Angelina Holie

If Brad Pitt was jewish he would be Brad Pittstein.

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And before reloading, he would be Grab Clip

If Brad Pitt had severe b.o. he would be Bad Pit

If Brad Pitt was the egg case of the head louse Pediculus humanus capitis he'd be Brad Nitt

If Brad Pitt was was boiled in hot oil he'd be Brad Fritt.

If Brad Pitt annexed Poland and took over France as leader of the third reich he'd be Bradolph Pittler

If Brad Pitt was first at bat he'd be Brad Hit

if these threads were funny they wouldn't be on Yea Forums

If Brad Pitt was Mexican he would be Benicio Del Toro

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If Brad Pitt loosened his bowels he'd be Brad Shitt.

If Brad Pitt was attacked by a dog he would be Brad Bit

If Brad Pitt was a lawyer he would be Brad Writt.

If Brad Pitt still used an Amiga, he would be Brad Brit.

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By the looks of it he's had

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I have know idea why this made me laugh.

if he was a deep hole with a collection of thin nails at t he bottom he'd be brad pit

If Brad Pitt had the wit to buy mitts that fit and write his last writ with a penmanship kit intended to fit the style of an old git like Pitt who just lit his last match cause this twit is soon to hit the sack in life and enter the pit in hell where he can't quit and has to sit cause he ain't gonna need a fitbit where he's going his judgement cannot be acquit God won't allow it and the dimwit won't admit to what he has commit so this is a fate that is befit for him so he better get comfy and knit till his last wit is slit cause what I transmit is legit

When Brad at the party he goes brad litt

I fail to see the humour in this thread, I know you retards are attempting to be funny but it's not working

About Brad Schmidt

suck on this

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If Brad Pitt was placed on Ice Cream and covered in chocolate syrup, he would be a Brad Split.

If RDJ had one extra chromosome he'd be Robert Double-Downey Jr

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If Brad was the Republican candidate in the 2012 general election he's be Brad Mitt

When Brad is played by a stunt double he's Brad Counterfeit

If Brad Pitt was on Kids in the Hall he would be Brad Skit.

If Brad Pitt was a 1st baseman he'd be Brad Mitt