reminder that Bilbo was a billionaire of the Shire. the 1% who never spent money on anything but parties celebrating his own birthday. He never fixed the roads or built schools or clinics. Then, like every rich asshole nepotist, he gave it all to his nephew. Hobbits should have tarred and feathered this prick any time he talked about dragons and shit.
Reminder that Bilbo was a billionaire of the Shire...
Kevin Howard
Chase Reyes
OP confirmed for Southfarthing scum, probably Sackville-Baggins. go steal some more dinner plates you disgusting sauroman following communist scum.
Oliver Lewis
t. Proudfoot
Austin Ward
>He never fixed the roads or built schools or clinics. Then, like every rich asshole nepotist, he gave it all to his nephew. Hobbits should have tarred and feathered this prick any time he talked about dragons and shit.
Angel Long
>t. hobbit that will never be in the great stories, the ones that really mattered
Justin Gomez
I cannot disprove this
Ayden Gutierrez
His parties bolstered the economy though
Blake Williams
Manlet syndrome. You never hear of 6'6" people acting this way
Aaron Thomas
He literally gave it to the shire.
Zachary Turner
His parties contributed to nepotism as only favored guests and merchants benefited, leaving industrious, innovative Proudfoots in the dust without capital or clientele
Isaiah Gray
NEET beggar looking for handouts detected.
Gavin Torres
>innovative Proudfoots
PROUDFEET
Isaiah Brown
This premise is false. frodo states in LOTR that Bilbo gave almost all of his treasure away
Brody Howard
He had to in order to buy back the stuff his relatives sold in a yard sale after declaring him legally dead.
Gavin Cruz
>slay zero (0) dragons
>want a share of the dragon gold
Ryder Wilson
his fine clothes kept the tailors in work
his fine food kept the farmers and butchers in work
his nice home kept the carpenters and gardeners in work.
Bilbo EMPLOYED half of the Shire.
Jackson Watson
>Proudfoots in the dust
You lie.
Luke Smith
>slay one (1) dragon
>get nothing because Thorin caught jew fever
Hudson Lopez
Those arent his problem. The Tooks run the Shire. Pippins father is literally the ruler of the shire.
Jordan Flores
And Bilbo is half Took so he is still part of the elite
Gabriel Thomas
DWARF’D
David Rodriguez
>Pippins father is literally the ruler of the shire.
Yes, but what's his tax policy?
Landon Gray
Bilbo didn't slay Smaug, he just pissed him off enough to get out of the mountain and then proceed to BTFO the white people of Lake Town. All according to the ((dwarves)) plan.
Jayden Jones
Because you're an illiterate twatcock who doesn't read books.
Joshua Hill
>The Tooks run the Shire. Pippins father is literally the ruler of the shire.
Not quite, they run the Shire militia; the civil governance was administered by the Mayor.
Jose Hernandez
I mean he pretty much earned it all. You can get into the semantics but he "earned" it
Sebastian Kelly
Based