Technology Bad: The Movie
>go from making Into The Spiderverse
>to this
I hope it actually turns out good despite expectations and isn't just 2 hours of boomers making fun of technology
Based Danny McBride wasted in this
>Technology Bad
Looks more like a cereal commercial from the late 2000's.
Now hold on just a minute there something ain't right here.
>all white
>BASED boomer
>dangit Bobby!
>technology bad (it actually is)
>Boomer dad tries to not get piped by his daughter
Is this actually kino?
Looks better than the shit Pixar pumps out.
Look a time her badge.
The bad lip synching annoys me. I think its intentional to make it look more "cartoony" but its irritating
zoomer detected
you probably don't even realize just how long you stare at your phone on a daily basis.
both of my sisters totally zone out when they decide to check their phones, even when I'm speaking directly to them
our very real mom has to constantly remind them to put their phones down during dinner. shit is fucking ridiculous.
how did sony manage to overtake pixar when it comes to making visually appealing 3d animation?
What is this?
the same way star wars has become even more of a soulless merchandising cow than it was before
pixar isn't pixar anymore. it's just another appendage of disney now
even dreamworks makes consistently better movies than pixar now
>dyke daughter
thats sad.
>pixar
Doesn't exist anymore
>caring about the possible orientation of cartoons
thats sad.
Really? I'd have to drop this movie if true.
Homosexuality
Is it just me, or are their mouth movements really offputting? It feels like a botched dub job.
Please explain this incomprehensible mess of pixels, to the rest of the class who doesn't have a working knowledge of LGBT symbology. Thank you.
>all white
The Mom is brown and the kids are happas. Are you blind?
happens all the time in animation. voice lines are cut and rearranged into footage to form the trailer
>caring about the possible orientation of a cartoon character when making a cartoon character
thats sad.
Happa doesn't mean what you think it means.
you can try to flip it back, but the fact of the matter is that YOU personally care about it
sad
>Trailer starts playing High Hopes by Sellout! At The Disco
>Immediately close the page
It means disgusting. Which they are.
>Start trailer
>"Oh cool a normal family going on a road trip that learns to bond without technology"
>EVIL ROBOTS AND TECHNOLOGY TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Uhgggg pass.
retarded
>Technology Bad
This but unironically.
There must be some irony about using a 3D animated movie to complain about technology
She's just a swarthy, but still white, Italian. 100% Roman descended from Venetians who fled Rome after it fell.
ikr
Why is the wife a shitskin?
>Please explain this incomprehensible mess of pixels, to the rest of the class who doesn't have a working knowledge of LGBT symbology. Thank you.
nta but here you go
because it's 2020
>Technology Bad: The Movie
>spiderverse
>to this
jesus take the wheel.
from nigger fucking cute girl
to based dad piping hot latina mama
p fucking based if you asked me
>dad pointy nose
>mom pointy nose
>daughter pointy nose
>son doesn't have a pointy nose
HMMMMMMMMMMM
And you cared enough to respond. I guess you're both pretty pathetic huh?
Well, it needs to be 1933.
Anyone else want to fuck the dad
*crack* *sip*
you took an hour to respond and that's all you got it? no u?
of the two of us you are decidedly the more pathetic specimen
you care too much about cartoon characters and I don't. that's the bottom line
Coco was kino
>water behind dad
kino
>sending your daughter to get railed by 100s of dudes and paying 40k a year for it
God bless America
their eyes look so fucking creepy
all of them looking up the BBC and the father knows (small white ppenis)
Why does the dad look like a tumblr fag despite his big frame, beard and face?
Because tumblrinas draw all their characters with shit like this. It's their homo OCD
because you've been on this site for too long
no lol
He looks like a fat Mcully Culkin
Wait a minute, how old is this dude? His oldest is born after 2000. There no way he can be anti-tech, he grew up when pc was actually decent.
Milkers
>comfy cross country road trip
>also le ebil robots
Fuck's sake, that's the kind of shit that would happen when I was like 12 and got bored writing a story so I'd just drop time travelling pirates in it or stupid shit.
That ugly coloured wife..
Yo, is that Tiabeanie?
Fuck that soulless trash, anyone else hyped for real animated kino?
Technology is bad though.
There will never be a good animated movie ever again. Spiderverse was the grand finale.
Eric Andre as the technology mogul.
this movies are quite pernicious because though the premise seems like a message against technology, the ending will definitely involve some sort of coming to terms and just accepting the rapid pace of technology and the mindless consumerist culture that is consistently being inflated because of it.
wtf? what the hell is this movie trying to be? some cute family roadtrip movie or some robot apocalypse movie?
I'm a zoomer and I think my generation keeps posting "ok boomer" shit as cope that most of them are braindead dopamine addicts.
It's the glasses and the gay voice.
I've noticed modern American men sound very feminine for some reason.
programming kids to not question things
>you can't be tanned
Geesh
Well yeah, obviously there will be a compromise. Sony has built an industry off selling phones, TVs, cameras, headphones, sound systems, game consoles and computer accessories.
Fucking based boomer Dad dabbing on zoomer fags and their screen addictions.
you're really dumb.
Yes very funny but most Zoomers don't actually read books anymore, just consoom bitesized articles.
what does the squirrel represent?
This but unironically