Tell us what your favorite movie was last year or we'll piss in your mouth!

Same here.
1>2>3

i fucking hate women so much i hope they all died burning
FUCK YOU WHORES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

for me? it was uncut gems kino

Sorry but I don't watch movies

I'm not telling.

Damn I can't think of one oh no haha

The game was rigged from the start

*stays silent*

what does girl pee taste like guys?

Kek

Kind of salty and obviously smells like urine. It's honestly not worth it. I remember I made my ex do it once and it was a very emasculating experience. I'll never forget the smug look on her face either. Fuck women desu.

Strawberry flavored piss

>I um-um-um-um

I wish the middle would pee and shit on me while i jack off looking into her endless vagina abyss and see that the abyss stares back at me with a thousand eyes as i die from asphyxiation

cringe

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Mutt’s law

Source?

A mix of salty milk, sand, and a hint of a metallic taste like coins

Like piss. Squirt is better but it's still pretty much piss anyways. It tastes better and is usually a lighter color than regular "I have to use the restroom" piss.

bred for sneed's feed n seed

You didn't need to tell us you're a mutt we already knew.

They’re Sooners, so I hope they all die.

bases neurotic Nietzschean poster

Beetlejuice.

Fuck off, Chang

Why was everyone throwing a bitch fit at the Super Bowl halftime show when the cheerleaders look far more lewd?

Joker, i hate capeshit.

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youtu.be/wLnagfwTwKo

The Fanatic (2019)

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Those thighs!

Why do you equate a couple of angry nobodies on twitter with "everybody"?

BEGONE DIRTY WHORES

Here we go, the derailment of a thread. Here’s the first (You).

NO!

This man damn I love them

Why women gotta dress so sexy? Some of us just want to volcel. But no, they gotta wear sexy clothes and put on makeup. Deliberately exploiting my biology.

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Marry, Kill, Fuck

It's clearly 2 > 3 > 1

>we'll piss in your mouth!
Oh that sounds awful, who would want that, certainly not me :^)

>I remember I made my ex do it once and it was a very emasculating experience. I'll never forget the smug look on her face either.
reading this made me hard t b h

At a high school football game, the half-time show was particularly lewd so I dubbed the cheerleaders "scarlet jezebels flaunting their filthy wares". My friend was red in the face laughing but all the girls looked appalled.

>Squirt is better but it's still pretty much piss anyways
I dunno I like the grapefruit flavor

>tips fed...trilby, sorry.

That was unironically I typo I meant to type "why were people."

Good taste, user. #2 looks like she's already at the precipice of the "I want to speak with your manager" phase.

Green Book.

3>1>2

>they're all over 18
ew

Haha HOT

>bred for bbc

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so where does fresca come in to play?

based pedophile

Asmongold?

>people will deny that being born as an attractive woman = life on easy mode

Based Lacanian fetishist

Based and thighpilled

3 > 2 > 1

I'll piss in your and OP's mouth bitches.

are yuo a cute n hot cheerleader gril?

>NNNOOOOOO NOT PISS IN M—*GGLLLLLLLLLLLG*

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OOOOOH YESS!!! YUMMY BBC CUMMIES IN MY TUMMIES

>"please stop being angry with me look i'll cower down and suck your dick i'm wrong okay please don't hurt me i'm such a bitch boy"

That wasn't very nice :(

No, incel. I'm a man who's gonna piss in those cheerleaders and OP's mouths.

>When your mind is so warped by Yea Forums that someone admitting an error is sucking dick. Lmaoing at your life bro as you clearly can no longer handle basic human interaction that isn't shitposting.

oh

i'm not telling :)

Autism

Came here to type this

Face of 1
Hair of 1
Eyes of 2
Body of 2
Hands of 3
t. buffalo bill

3 is the hottest
absolute based taste