British 'television'

>British """"television""""

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>Not liking Mr Bean
Do Americans really?

well damn I guess I was right
people like to pretend the disabled are perfect angels so full of love
they're literally just people like you and me
otherwise the down syndrome kid wouldn't have constantly been grabbing the teachers (admittedly) fat ass

agreed

why are men in dresses so fucking hilarious to you lot

>like black adder, a bit of fry and laurie, mr. bean and even the thin blue line
>like watching f1 and snooker
Can I immigrate to the UK? I promise I'll try to fix my American accent.

only if your hope and optimism is truly gone

Trannies are hideous abominations, laughter is the only correct response

have you ever been to a pantomime?

because its so aberrant and weird. why are men in dresses so normal to you lot?

>Beanish kinovision

What do men in dresses have to do with Mr. Bean? Are you really obsessed with trannies that much?

Have you tried Father Ted, Black Books, The IT Crowd? The full Lineham experience.

>pantomime
truly the apex of british faggotry

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pantomime are based
fun for the kids and a bit of innuendo for the parents

Oh, and you need to watch "Is It Bill Bailey?" and "Snuff Box" as well. Don't worry, just a handful of episodes each.

a bit of in your endo OOOH EERRR

HE'S BEHIND YOU!!!

I watch loads of panelshows and I've never understood what the fuck panto is
You watch has-been actors and reality TV "stars" put on kids' plays around christmas?

Yes.

it'a the only way dwarves can earn an honest living

No problem with that one, it happened a long time ago.

I'll try them out, I need something good to watch. I'm not going to say there isn't any good American humor out there, because there is and I enjoy it, but the UK has a lot of great sitcoms.

No. This is probably some chink.

laughing at trannies has always been funny

brit here, i've always fucking hate pantomimes, always boring unfunny tryhard cringefests. would always protest as a child if my parents took me to them

what's kino and what's trash here?
>Doc Martin
>Mr Bean
>Death in Paradise
>Doctors
>The Benny Hill Show
>Midsomer Murders
>Blackadder
>Sherlock
>The Crown

Funny thing is, I read that Mr. Bean is actually smart in real life. I heard he plays this type of role just so he can pretend to be dumb.

>brits- laugh at trannies
>americans - becomes trannies

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Ehm.... are you aware what american show is shilled here everyday, always with lot of replies?

mr bean is actually a doctor of letters and former bishop, he should really be known as reverend dr bean

>Mr. Bean is actually smart in real life
I heard he became a muslim. what does that say about him?

>brits- laugh at trannies
Yeah you don't have any televised drag competitions at all

chinks are asleep, it's a monkey

OH NO NO NO NO

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*brings you kino*

(except the episode where Rodney gets a gf with the royal connection)

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>became a Muslim
Is there a source on that? Knowing Britain’s immigration problems, it’d be disappointing to hear that.

>amerimutt influence causes trannylove
>based royals expel tranny lovers from the franchise
try again mutt

>will raise their baby in a gender fluid environment
>*move to america*
What did they mean by this?

Those are the eyes of a man who knows he has made a grave error

>expelled
>mutt child is still in line of succession
oh how the mighty have fallen

yeah bollocks.
searching his name and muslim simply gives him backing Boris Johnson about calling muslim women "letter boxes"

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*Canada

most of my favourite trannies come from america

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amerimutts mad amerimutt spawn is 9th in the line of succession

Islam is far more coherent than Christianity, it's just more imperialist, due to the differing circumstances they were born in. Jesus peached at a time when the Jews had lost the Temple, the Holy Land, and God's protection. There was no such thing as a military victory or keeping the foreigners out. So, Jesus said, we don't need Jerusalem, or a Temple, or to isolate ourselves. God is now everywhere, for everyone.
Meanwhile, Muhammad preached at a time when cultural differences and a lack of a central authority between Arabs resulted in chaos and strife, also making the mvictims to other cultures. So he preached unification through faith and conquest, creating cultural unity and political stability.
They're just two very obvious results of their time and place.

Mr Bean is unironically more popular in the US than the UK. I didn't even know the show existed until some Americans brought it up

All trash

>Mr Bean is unironically more popular in the US than the UK

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Midsomer Murders with John Nettles is key-noh, don't care for the rest

>I never heard of it but Americans told me about it so its more popular there
...

>British 'people'

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Absolute blokes.

do you just shit talk MR. Bean? you're lucky cunt i don't know where you bitch boy live.

>americans

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>British entertainment

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Did you know the Jews have been in Germany for as long as the English have been in Britain? The Welsh, Scots and Irish should expel the English invaders.

Its true. Same with Monty Python. They are quintessential British television that only Americans watch

I live in Denver Colorado

well it isn't true. how old are you?

ah, you're american. that explains a lot, i'm sorry for you. you lost part of your penis at birth then you get life time of cuckoldry just by living there.
but maybe don't take it on MR. Bean, he's based and has done nothing to you.

The only show worth watching over there isn't even British, it's Scottish.

Pic related

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Mr Beans shite

>isn't even British, it's Scottish

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oi mate, the queen and wotnot, innit?

Never been good
Blackadder was quite nice, but I really wish he'd done more standup

>The only show worth watching over there isn't even British, it's Scottish.
dumbfuck

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t. you
youtube.com/watch?v=w7xsGHMdNEA

If you're thrown into the tard class, you're tarded

god i wish
ADHD isn't full retardation unfortunately

Harry Enfield's a treasure

i love those 1930's public information films he did

>american education

youtube.com/watch?v=RnPSaAWkYVQ
it were proper bo, I tell thee

That's the joke user, were supposed to laugh at slapstick and him being a selfish idiot

Thanks /fools/ poster. You often go under appreciated in /who/ and other threads but you really are a highlight of this board.

American educational system on display here folks.

oh
i don't find that funny, having had to deal with people like that irl

What about Beavis & Butthead? Can you enjoy that?

Yeah I know, its based

>Limmy's Show! is a Scottish comedy sketch show broadcast on BBC Two Scotland, written and directed by Brian Limond
>Brian Limond (born 20 October 1974), better known as Limmy, is a Scottish comedian

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youtube.com/watch?v=y5Hl0vjSBrQ

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>American "education".

Scots are by definition British you fucking retard, they are within the British nation, no sane person would have a problem with being called British, and they are geographically within the British isles.
>Imagine not doing geography or history as core subjects, then having a distorted view of the world from then onwards.

Stop replying to bait you retard

youtube.com/watch?v=_m68KkR_WtY#t=4s

That's a new york subway you fucking moron. Stop posting, you're making us look bad.

AND LIKE A TORRENT RUSH
REBELLIOUS SCOTS TO CRUSH
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

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Who is the far right?

>implying there's a difference

And you have that picture on your hard-drive because?

You have fully understood what a panto is.
Always with men in drag and the same shit jokes repeated in every play
Oh and lots of gay audience participation

>isn't even British, it's Scottish
Stop posting, you're making us look like retards.

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skeen blud

Are you the same Ferengi that inquired about the BBC in a certain British Television thread?

>far right
Sue Lightning.

scotland is it's own fucking island idiot

Imagine how long this image took them to take to get the lighting and angles right

sue lightening
did a few porn scenes then quit. she now does gaming vids on youtube under the name of the sphere hunter

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>not British Scottish
Based and Jock pilled

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She can hunt my spheres, if you catch my dick.

Kino:
>Mr Bean
>Blackadder
>Midsomer Murders
Mid tier:
>Doc Martin
>Benny Hill
>Sherlock
>The Crown
Shit tier
>Death in Paradise
Only for the unemployed tier:
>Doctors

Brits out Tits out

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natalie is attractive in the fact but >her cock is disgusting and that body is not feminine at all
shiri is just king krule dressed as a girl
sue was cute until i realised that >she only passes becuase >she is an autistic boy with a deformed, pubescent face that slightly mimics youthful/feminine characteristics, unironically gets uglier everytime i look at it

get some taste, man

Limmy is fucking garbage as far as Scottish television is concenrded. Still Game, Rab C. Nesbitt and Chewin' the Fat are miles better than it.

imagine turning yourself into an abomination then doing porn. whats this nigga gonna do when hes 35?

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>Doctors

Is this still being made? And if so how?

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It's a soap they will never stop making episodes

a youtube channel

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Take male hormones and slay pussy(boy). Hormones aren't shit, really. You just counter-hormone yourself. It's when you start cutting shit off that you irrevocably fuck yourself.

>scots larping as irishmen because irishmen actually fought for their independence rather than grovelling for a referendum and then voting against their own independence
added to that, the IRA were literally formed to fight sc*ts who settled in norn iron. lad you're the brits they want out kek

>when a man looks too much like Amy Winehouse to be an attractive woman
World gone mad, I say.

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you should have seen the cat funeral and seance a few weeks ago

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I dont get it. The Scotsman goes home?

>white american "traps" with tiny, shrivelled cocks
>basically autistic lads who decided to chenge their gender because they were autistic virgins
grim

for me it's hung, slutted up latin tranny slags

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Women, know your place!

You sound like one of them

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yusta weld fockin ships togetha

Also like Belfast, home of the Titanic.

>people make fun of Britainistanis
>"B-b-but Americans...."
lol

sue is probably still being paid by anthony cumia not to reveal all what happened between them

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fokn THATCHA

didnt tranthony just drunkenly throw a bottle of wine at her? imagine getting a DV with a trannie, jesus christ ant

>abomination
You'll never be even a quarter as attractive as her lmao
Seethe more incel

that was at his ex girlfriend
anthony wouldn't do such thing to a qt trap

i dont need to be pretty cos im a straight dude lol

go dilate tranny

The shit Mr Beans gets away with makes me SICK

That episode of Mr.Bean where his gf and her Big Black Bull are going at it in the bedroom for Ben's amusement, but suddenly his niece comes to visit and he must juggle between spending quality time with his relative and enjoying some high quality British plowing

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Just is. Probably dates to when women weren't allowed on stage.

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Correct me if I'm wrong
>UK = England+Scotland+Wales+Northern Ireland
>British = England+Scotland
>English = England

replace scotland with ireland and you got it

British = England+Scotland+Wales
British refers to from the island of Great Britain (the largest of the British Isles)

you're right about the other 2.

Thank you, now I get it. I've always been confused about the distinctions.

be fair we got tired of him real quick as well

>whats this nigga gonna do when hes 35?
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youtube.com/watch?v=nZBkP6drCqE The fact this kino has gone unmentioned

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