Boomer moment

???

is he known for this shit or somethin

>HAHA HE LOOKS AT PORN OMG OMG OMG HE LOOKS AT PORN
why do people do this kek, unless its something really fucking bad who cares

its called a ''normalfag moment''

This was the page he had open so the assumption is he was buying it for his mistress or his daughter

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>is he known for this shit or somethin
Who was the republican politician who had the leaked photo of himself and his wife in matching red latex

>"M-my wife didn't believe tentacle porn existed!"

>he looks at skinny bitches in lingerie
I sleep
>he looks at lolis being tentacle raped
real shit

>his mistress or his daughter
>implying those are two different people

Based.

He looks like a logical thinker

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Sex gifs.

greatest of all time

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i dunno i thought hume was just an anchor

based boomer fishing for twitter (You)s

Their teeth are more blond than their hair.

>daughter

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Nothing will ever top this.
Because he leaned in.

>implying he isn't buying it for himself

but at least he's getting to enjoy her

>tfw have no mistress in vinyl

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wtf is this shit?

what the fuck is wrong with old peple? my dad constantly and very noticeably stares at women on the street, and he has back and fourths with other men his age where they send porn to each other. Then the other day i saw another decrepid old man looking at porn on the train, and another one on the subway... seriously, cant they control themselves? dont they care that everyone notices?

You dont stare at sluts on the street? Are you ugly? They want you to look

Sounds like you're the one with the problem

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They stopped caring because they're old now.

FAG

"Sexy Vixen Vinyl" sounds like some oldies music record.

You dumb kids will make mountains out of mole holes from just about anything, hope you're all happy wasting your time on this trashy nonsense.

Bet all your parents are proud that this is all to which your life has amounted.

Though more likely they're hanging their heads in shame at how you've squandered your youth.

Jesus wept I suppose.

have another onions latte sweetie

wtf I like brit hume now

Was he attempting to search for sex gifs on the twitter textfield?

Boomer? Brit Hume is nearly 80.

Literally the definition of the actual boomer age

Was it autism?

They weren't indoctrinated to be ashamed of their sexuality like we were.

My dad hits on waitresses despite having a girlfriend of 10 years and being married to my mom for 30 years before that. Pretty based. Wish I had his balls.

I unironically thought the webpage was going to be latex furshit
I need help

The doujin he was looking at wasn't even tentacle lmao

high test, you wouldn't understand

How's your relationship with your mother?

this is exactly it
feminism was one big prank pulled on the youth by boomers and we fell for it

Didn't he also literally buy CP and then claimed it was for an article or something?

Man is a sexual being.

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>sex gifs

I bought some piece of shit desktop from a thrift store, belonged to a boomer. The thing was chock full of powerpoints with porn and messages to his friends

yes

No memes, guesswork or innuendo, this is exactly what Eichenwald was looking at

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You have to do this walk to join the military. Its really unhealthy, lots of pressure on the knees

It's pretty good. We just had lunch on Sunday. I see my dad more often though and we're closer. My mom kicked me out of the house when I was 15 to go live with my dad. When I went to live with her 10 years later after college cuz my dad got sick of me she called the cops and got me committed after like a month when I had been living with my dad for 5 years. Sorry for the blogpost.

I miss the good old days when I could see what people searched for before entering my store. My favorite was some old dude that searched for "racy nudes." That might have been Brit.

lol

Ouch!

I did this once with some coworkers, that I'd purposely leave a tab up on a screenshot of something dumb, but SFW. It got to the point where I'd have a tab of marble runs all the time to the point where people didn't get it and now they all still think I'm some marble autist, to the point of getting me a bag of marbles for secret santa gifts. Oh well.

it's missing the "how to take a screenshot" tab

At least they don't call you Marble Mike or Mikey Marbles.

I've only ever seen the tweet, what was his actual follow up explanation or excuse?

Worse, it's mostly Jelle's Marble Runs, so I'm "Jelly Jim"

how bad of a human are you ?

My dad stares at teenage girls from the car and comments how they grow their tits before their teeth

I wonder what he'd think if he knew I'm was a cunny connoiseur

>porn powerpoints
This is some incredibly based boomer tech. I'd love to see it with all different slide transitions and set to background music

Brit Hume confirmed for furry.

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Pretty bad if I'm being honest. I've been a NEET for 9 years. I'm an alcoholic currently who drinks half a 1.75 a day. It could be worse I could be some criminal but I'm certainly not proud of myself.

based

Please tell me this is a joke. This is fucking high octane autism to think anyone would think this is funny at your work.

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i have a lot of furry porn on my computer but the fact that they are animals doesn't do anything for me. furry porn just has a lot of the fetishes i'm into thats hard to find elsewhere

am i a furry?

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>1.75 a day
damn user. What's your drink?

probly be relieved youre not an actual faggot

OH NO NO
We got too cocky Humebros

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Very based boomer

pee pee

subscribed

those actually are pretty dope tbf

>They weren't indoctrinated to be ashamed of their sexuality like we were
They grew up under conservative ass religion telling them to not fuck till marriage. They're like this because they repressed their sexuality.

It's a combination of boomers being shameless/retarded and how cumbrained normalfags are. Most normies lack self-awareness, and assume everyone else is as much of a sex pest as they are. I have a high school friend who constantly sends me porn gifs even though I never send any in return.

Half a 1.75. And I'm a NEET so all I can afford if Flieschmann's. Or Skol

Yeah, I'm thinking he's based.

No, greatest gen was like that, boomers grew up when you had to pretend to be religious and conservative but deep down you knew it was all bullshit. Now we don't even have to pretend.

They are going to die soon, they give no fucks

uncontrolled ego

>He doesn't know taking a women on a date is paying for sex
Oh you sweet summer child.

Unironically thats fucking based. He is man of culture.

>the virgin squat
>the chad QWOP walk

Yes owo

Yes, he supported a twink underageb& "model" and kept him streaming to older guys for "research" on his articles.

>the chad stride

I remember reading the comments for Bchiku, loved all the Eichenwald being thrown about

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>staring at women on the street is bad
We're not even talking about catcalling but just looking. When girls run around in U necks and booty shorts in the spring here why am I the asshole for looking at them? Stop believing feminist rhetoric user because she only gets mad at you for looking because you're not a chad.

He didn't delete it. It makes him an alpha.

utterly based jelly jim marble autist

When did Jesus wept become a meme because that's way out of context.

>looking at a girl in a crop top and skin-tight yoga pants is bad
>implying that out of every article of clothing there is to possibly wear, she chose that with the assumption no one would look at her
y r u ghey

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Mr Hume is a man of culture, if I may say so myself.

still up. incredible
also checked

my problem isnt that its wrong to look at women, its that men who noticeable stare at them look disgusting. Its that people can tell that you are decrepid, that you have no self awareness