>the dad is always either dorky, unattractive, boring, lazy, fat, stupid or some combination thereof
>the mom is always a smart and sexy woman who’s too good for her husband and clearly married out of his league
Why does this happen so much in animation? It’s a literal crime.
The dad is always either dorky, unattractive, boring, lazy, fat, stupid or some combination thereof
>the dad is always either dorky, unattractive, boring, lazy, fat, stupid or some combination thereof
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I personally don’t find it retarded. It’s a valid point.
It's in every sitcom and date movie, too.
Shameless pandering to the female audience so they buy tickets, products advertised and boost ratings. Men put up with it. it's been going on since the 1960s, no sign it will end soon.
the worst examples are in TV commercials where men are too stupid or go shopping or cook breakfast and women have to show them.
I really wish there can be equal relationships. Chads and stacies, y’know?
It's a worthwhile goal but not likely. When you're used to entitlement, equality feels like oppression. Most women won't jump down off the pedestal and stand on the ground.
It really makes me sad when it’s still kept in kid’s shows when children are most vulnerable. Molly McGee is the worst recent example of that.
Break boys when they're young. Look at all the commercials where girls casually beat boys at any sport. It's supposed to empower girls but at whose expense?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz is Phineas' dad.
That’s somehow even more pathetic than Lawrence
You're allowed to be dorky, unattractive, boring, lazy, fat, stupid or some combination thereof as long as you can lay proper pipe. The only thing that can explain these types of relationships is that these males dont just have sex, they make love. Literally
Sorry, Isabella's too drunk to come to the door.
This is an industrycuck thread
No, it's because they pay all the bills while the wife gets action on the side.
Why? He's smart and Phineas is smart.
Do you see pic related? I highly doubt any cartoon is capable of good sex?
This makes way more sense.
Thanks this was educational
His own daughter thinks he’s a loser and his enemy is a platypus. It’s like having vegemite for a father and white bread for a step father.
Stop making this thread.
Place your bets how long before Industrycuck goes after Chowder or Flapjack.
>commissions self insert Dipper cuck porn
Uh hello; based department?
I'm afraid most marriages have trading money for sex as the bottom line.
Phineas could have it worse. Lawrence could be his real father.
This ain't about the cartoons, is it man?
You realize that’s a cross Ferb has to carry, right?
Bro just watch anime
Blame the Simpsons.
What started as an attempt at subversion became the norm
Anime is garbage
It goes back WAY before the Simpsons. Look at all the live action sitcoms of the 1960s.
Cartoons are made by guys. They see women as above them so they make they smart and hot in cartoons. NEXT QUESTION.
Hasn't he already gone after them? Could have sworn he talked shit about chowder at some point.
>I hate losers who get women out of their league.
>So I'll watch anime!
You have any idea how dumb that is?
Remember when the worst thing IC did was #bettercartoon threads and pretending to be one of the pitchers on /ic/ to the point where the real pitcher had to go to /ic/?
No. Wrong. Cartoons are made by guys playing up to the female audience (who buy more products). This is not exactly a secret.
so you're not gay. what can you do about it?
Why can’t cartoon women hook up with muscular, smart, funny chad? He doesn’t even need to be Black.
He complains about Mr Incredible even after he gets back into shape, so that's a no.
>chad fucks beta bucks
I know this is Yea Forums and we hate women, but isn't this also pandering to men in a way? Giving the impression that a mediocre guy can end up with a hot girl?
>pretending to be one of the pitchers on /ic/ to the point where the real pitcher had to go to /ic/?
In hindsight, that was pretty much a dry run for his Bob Schooley impersonation.
Why do people hate Laurence? is it because he is British? He's honestly pretty cool for a nerd, plus he was chill with Phineas and Ferb's inventions and even joined in on them a few times.
Not true, Doof only dated Linda when they were teens. And since Vanessa is only a year older than Candace, Doof would have had to have been with his ex wife Charlene around the time Linda was with Phineas and Candace's biological father. It just doesn't line up.
It does line up. He was with both women. Simple
Any guesses on what thread that was? That sounds too cringe, it's must be real
Mr. incredible isn’t a chad though. His complaining is valid.
Well, I'm sorry for Ferb.
I can't find the actual thread but I remember it was for "The Other Town".
The one with this character design.
You could see it that way, sure, But it's a stretch to think the object of ridicule is being idealized.
Not having illusions about women is not the same as hating them. You should see that.
That's out of character for Doof, if he had a kid with Linda he would be just as invested in trying to be a good father for them as he is with Vanessa. Plus, Dan Povenmire already confirmed that theory to be false anyway.
She was like the one person in the world who never would catch on what Phineas and Ferb were doing.
She did a passable job of appearing smart but in truth, even leaving that aside, she was sort of dense.
In Fairly Oddparents both of Timmy's parents were equally insane and retarded.
I want to see Isabella drunk art now
>His own daughter thinks he’s a loser
Eh, that's what every daughter thinks about her father.
>That's out of character for Doof, if he had a kid with Linda he would be just as invested in trying to be a good father for them as he is with Vanessa.
What if he doesn't know.
>Dan Povenmire already confirmed that theory to be false anyway.
The fact he had to proves to me it could be true.
The other one was that Apple Mage cartoon/webcomic.
>Word of god says it is false
>BUT IT COULD BE TRUE BECAUSE HE HAD TO CLARIFY IT
Oh shut the fuck up
It balances out by the dad always being 10x more entertaining than the wife.
She was still smarter than Lawrence. Also Trudy Proud, Ann Possible, Susan Long, Dexter’s Mom, K Daring, Priyanka Maheswaran, Odalia Blight, Sharon McGee, Beth Smith, Maddie Fenton, Drew Saturday, and Angie Diaz all exist. Timmy’s parents don’t cancel all that out.
In the age of streaming women are not watching cartoons and buying products based on cartoons. Cartoons aren't made to sell ad space on tv commercial breaks any more grandpa. They're pacifying children and providing streaming services with content to pad out their IP libraries to justify their subscription fees.
You seem upset that the idea of Dr. Doof being Phineas' son works so well. Drink some tea.
>They're pacifying children and providing streaming services with content to pad out their IP libraries to justify their subscription fees.
This is what Big City Greens and Molly McGee does to your industry. We need more shows like Steven Universe and Gravity Falls.
>What if he doesn't know.
How could he fuck Linda, who gives birth to candace, only to later fuck her again to make Phineas and not at least be aware that candace exists? That literally makes no sense.
Not really, Lawrence was shown to be a very well educated man with a successful antique store. He even gave lectures and presentations on various historical things, he was a well respected man in his field. Linda wasn't stupid but she wasn't really shown to be any smarter than an average adult.
When are P&F fags not upset? Their show is irrelevant.
>Dr. Doof being Phineas' son
Now that's an interesting theory, although also untrue as we see Doof's father and he looks and acts nothing like Phineas.
Not true in the slightest
I never said Candace was his daughter, I said Phineas was his son. Linda is a whore, the fact she even has a stepson and made Lawrence a stepfather proves this.
I know, right? So upset because of fun theorizing.
>grandfather has to look just like grandson, or that's not his grandson
Do you know how genetics work, user?
Haven't we already had an industrycuck thread today?
Why are you faggots still responding to him
>I know, right? So upset because of fun theorizing.
P&F fags wouldn’t know what fun is it if it but then on the ass and gave them aids; look at the show they watch. The theories are more fun than the show itself.
>Linda is a whore, the fact she even has a stepson and made Lawrence a stepfather proves this.
Tbqh, I’ve always considered women in blended families whores. That’s why blended families trigger me so much.
She wasn't really smart or mentally balanced either, she was a compulsive obsessive who was as clueless as her husband about their son being a mad scientist, and was oblivious enough to failing to realize she had acquired superpowers.
>Not really, Lawrence was shown to be a very well educated man with a successful antique store. He even gave lectures and presentations on various historical things, he was a well respected man in his field.
That doesn’t make him intelligent, he just knows a lot of things; he’s a retard most of the time. The fact that he married a whore with two kids is proof of that.
No, you said that Doof was Phineas' SON. Meaning Phineas is the father of Doof. But we see Doof's father in Drusselstein. I am making fun of the error you made.
Not so. Cable TV still exists, commercials are everywhere even YouTube, mothers are nagged by their daughters to buy products, Don't kid yourself, Just look at the girl toy section on Amazon.
Fat kids in dresses teaching you that even nazis can be redeemed instantly with no conflict if you're nice to them
Mabel being a self absorbed cunt the plot bends over backwards to make sure she's never unhappy and always gets her way.
Not exactly two of the best options you could have picked for your argument there user.
P&F fags hate fun theorizing that much. No fun allowed with those fags.
Worse than Boomer mindset.
Still miles ahead of two childish comedies for children.
>Not so. Cable TV still exists
I keep forgetting that
At least she's not a druggo like Industrycuck's mom.